Since some of us actually work for a living and can’t peruse YouTube all day, I present to you “Fountain Girl.”

Fountain Girl, or Cathy Cruz Marrero as she’s known to her friends, has a kanck for texting…unfortunately she does not possess the knack for texting while walking.

Marrero was texting a friend, or lover, or local Chinese Restaurant to place an order for Moo Shoo Pork, when she became so ditrcted she fell right into the fountain at the Berkshire Mall.

Naturally, Marrero is using her 15 minutes of fame to gain as much scratch as possible. She is now threatening to sue the mall and its security staff for not helping her ring out her underalls.

Via The Huffington Post:

“Instead of laughing, they should have said, ‘Is she OK?’ and been down there right away to check on me.”

I look forward to Oprah spearheading the “No Texting While Shopping” petition later this week.

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