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Martha Stewart Pees With Door Open

October 3, 2011 By Cara Harrington 1 Comment

My mother is the epitome of moms who made it work. The concept of “Free Fun” made us appreciate everything and gave me memories that don’t send me crying to some therapist. Of course there were the occasional bouts of being chased with around a wooden spoon, but I am sure I deserved it. The time a 5 year old Hollywood Dame snuck a bottle of mini bar sized bottle of Kahlua comes to mind. (In my defense I was trying to be European.)

Alexis Stewart’s mother is Martha Freakin’ Stewart and gurl wrote a “tell all” that features such scandals as Martha peeing with the door open.

Angelina Jolie Slept with Voldemort

March 4, 2010 By Cara Harrington 2 Comments

The title is about as legit as the story. In yet another “tell all” surrounding the Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie topic, the author claims that Jolie indulged in S&M sex with Ralph Fiennes (who does a fantastic job of playing Voldemort in the Harry Potter films), Colin Farrell, Mick Jagger and many others.

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie : The True Story is said to detail the split between Pitt and Jennifer Aniston, the mini rainbow nation of offspring they are planning for and who wears the proverbial pants in the family.

Via Life and Style:

Brad and Jen’s Split -

“Brad told Angelina just weeks into filming Mr. & Mrs. Smith that his marriage to Jen was over in every way apart from on paper and had been for more than a year,” says Paul, who spoke to an insider who detailed Brad and Angie’s secret trysts, which began soon after. According to the book, Brad told Angelina that he and Jen were just good friends and were waiting for the right time to officially end their marriage.

Number of Children Jolie-Pitt Will Have –

The book reveals Brad and Angelina’s plan to have 13 children. “Some will be adopted, some will be biological,” Paul tells the mag. And when they’ll have those kids may be up to Brad — because he’s the one calling the shots these days. “The power base in the relationship has changed,” Paul reveals. “Angelina wore the pants first, but now Brad’s the one wearing them.”

On Angelina’s Conquests –

“In the book, the sources say Angelina was sleeping with Jonny Lee Miller and Ralph Fiennes when she met Brad Pitt and she’d just ended a four-month relationship with Colin Farrell, because he was becoming obsessed with her, and he drank too much and wasn’t a good role model for Maddox. An insider claims that Angelina and Ralph Fiennes met for regular S&M sex sessions at a hotel in London. “They would order room service and watch the news together in bed afterward.”

In case you are interested, the issue of Life and Style also dissects Shiloh dressing like a not-so-closeted gym teacher going to your high school Christmas dance to chaperone. Basically the mag called up a bunch of stylists (not kidding) and a parenting coach (still not kidding) to dub her the new Chaz Bono.

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Jessica Simpson Writing a Lover’s Tell All About Tony Romo, John Mayer and Jude Law

August 13, 2009 By Cara Harrington Leave a Comment

Hold the phone…she and Jude Law actually hooked up? I mean, everyone has hooked up with Jude Law, but Jessica Simpson? She does fill his requirements of having breasts and a pulse.

Anyway, according to Star Magazine Jessica Simpson is writing a book that will detail the sordid sex affairs she turned to after divorcing Nick Lachey. Tales included in this rumored tell all would include details about each man’s fetish. Apparently John Mayer is a swinger (big surprise) and Tony Romo loves would-be strippers (another shocker).

Per Star Via Jezebel:

“Jessica Simpson is planning to write a multi-million dollar tell-all, which will spill details about her ex-boyfriends and her “love luggage” — her weight.

~Tony Romo liked her to dress up as a cheerleader, but with garter belts, stockings and high heels. And he’d bring food into the bedroom.

~John Mayer would talk baby talk in bed and was always begging her to experiment — he wanted her to go to sex parties “just to look.”

Jess might reveal how she fell for Dane Cook while filming Employee Of The Month “when he made her laugh so hard he made her pee her pants on the set.” And! A source says: “She’ll probably write about one wild night she had with Jude Law in New York, and how close she came to being his baby mama.”

Creepy Papa Joe would explode from the grits and dollar signs if Jessica was pregnant with Jude Law’s baby. Speaking of exploding grits and dollar signs, Us Weekly also reports that John Mayer has nude photos of Jessica Simpson on his cell still. If that isn’t creepy enough for you, a source said that he also showed them to his friends.

While the Jude Law slumming it angle does surprise me a tiny bit, the only thing I’d find remotely interesting is the confirmation that Mayer made her dress up as Mister Rogers and call him Trolley.

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