Mariah Yeater Admits Justin Bieber Is NOT the Father

The Maury Povich You Are NOT The Father Paternity Band is getting ready to do a drum roll because Mariah Yeater got caught lie telling.

Mariah pulled her paternity suit last week and that news hit yesterday. Click HERE for more on that… Later she got herself a new lawyer (because those other two University of Media Whore graduates hit the ESC button on her) and once again tried to claim that her baby is 100% Bieber.

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Jesse James Issues an Apology

I scratch my head in confusion as to why these celebs turned sex maniacs feel the need to apologize to the world for being perverts. Jesse James is the latest to add his name to the list of men who can’t keep their naughty bits to themselves and has issued a public apology to Sandra Bullock.

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The age old question of whether or not you can repair a relationship after infidelity is the theme this decade. Yesterday James’ mistress continued with the details on their debauchery by providing sexy texts she and Jesse exchanged. (Click HERE to see those). Being that Sandy is a very private person, someone thought it wise to have Jesse issue a public apology. –Oh, honey. No.-

“The vast majority of the allegations reported are untrue and unfounded. Beyond that, I will not dignify these private matters with any further public comment.

There is only one person to blame for this whole situation, and that is me. It’s because of my poor judgment that I deserve everything bad that is coming my way. This has caused my wife and kids pain and embarrassment beyond comprehension and I am extremely saddened to have brought this on them. I am truly very sorry for the grief I have caused them. I hope one day they can find it in their hearts to forgive me.”

This case isn’t nearly as bad as Tiger Woods’s Mistress Parade (completed with an Ambien float and proceeds going to a Distressed Nightclub Hostesses association). Recently one of his hooker/porn star/bar waitresses went public with some extremely scandalous texts in which he told her he wanted to “choke, slap, f**k, throw, pull hair, bite and pee on” her.

Regardless, the current story is that Bullock found out about his cheating through her publicist who got a mercy call from In Touch.

“In Touch magazine had called Sandra’s publicist Monday morning to let her know the magazine was going to print an explosive cover story … saying her husband was cheating,” a source at the magazine told me. “At first, camp Sandra dismissed the story until they understood that the magazine had the alleged mistress, tattoo model Michelle ‘Bombshell’ McGee, on the record telling all.”

By the end of the day Monday, Sandra had moved out of the mansion in California and pulled out of her London event to promote ‘The Blind Side,’ feeling blindsided herself.

My little no-heart is weeping for her, but honey child, you know Sandy isn’t curled up in the fetal position crying on the bathroom floor with a cookie dough mustache. She has memories of seeing Ryan Reynolds naked to be her Band-Aid, gobs of cash and the rest of her Oscar winning life to get on with. I hope she is past the sads and already on to perfecting her “This Bitch…” look.

Jessica Simpson and Ryan Phillippe Hook Up

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I just love the crazy some tabs roll out. When Katie Holmes isn’t being forced into have Xenu babies (click HERE for that story) and Jennifer Aniston takes a day off from rummaging through Brad Pitt’s trash the next money making story is usually celebrity hook ups.

This week Ryan Phillippe is trying to lure Jessica Simpson into his Man-Whore Bat-Cave. In Touch is adamant that Jess is being seduced by recently dumped Ryan via text messages.

Not only was The Hurt Locker star Jeremy Renner seen talking with Jessica at a pre-Oscars cocktail party, she’s also begun texting with the newly single Ryan Phillippe. “Jessica has had a crush on Ryan for ages,” a friend explains. “They’re planning to get together soon.”

I am guessing he promised her cookies and candy in exchange for some sexual napalm (which he probably thinks is a fancy brand of hair gel that is laced with pheromones to attract the ladies).

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Stripper Apologizes To Fergie For Boinking Josh, Claims He’s Still Texting Her

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The stripper who claims to have had an affair with Josh Duhamel isn’t letting go of her time in the spotlight, instead reaching out to apologize to Fergie for messing around with her husband. Nicole Forrester (husband boinking stripper) even passed a lie detector test regarding her affair with Duhamel. (Click HERE to see the videos of her confession.)

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Per Extra:

“I thought, ‘Nobody’s gonna find out. It’s not gonna hurt anybody,” says Nicole Forrester, a 34-year-old single mother of two who says she slept with Duhamel, 37, while he was filming “Live As We Know It” in Atlanta. “I’m sorry. I’m sorry that I didn’t think of it at the time like I think of it now. She’s standing by her man, so obviously I’m not wrecking the home too bad, huh?” she says.”

Now thats one classy lady, huh? Note to Nicole – Your sincerity becomes questionable when you insist that you are not a homewrecker. Forrester further mentions that her own family, including her two young children, has suffered due the recent scandal.

“My son, he went to a football game last Saturday and he was like, mom, ‘you’re disgusting. I didn’t know you had sex with him,’” he says.”

Aww, such a heartwarming tale, dontcha think? What, is she hawking for a ‘Lifetime movie of the week?’ LeAnne Rimes is looking for work, and she’s fit the part of Forrester perfectly! Nevertheless, it proved to be a life changing experience for her, because she says she has given up stripping since her children asked her to. Despite her son calling her disgusting and the amount of public backlash she has endured, Forrester can’t seem to quit talking about her time with Duhamel. At first Forrester claimed she and the actor had a “really, really good time” together, but now she’s singing a different tune saying she was not ‘wowed’ by Duhamel’s bedroom skills.

Per Huffington Post:

“As far as the best sex? No, I don’t think that was it,” she said.

But then, in what seems to be a backhanded move, Forrester mentions that Duhamel has still been sending her text messages since the scandal broke. So what exactly is she trying to tell Fergie – I’m sorry I slept with your man, and by the way, he’s still in contact with me? That’s quite an apology, huh? My guess is she’s only apologizing due to her son thinking his mom is a homewrecking skank.

Quotables:

Heckler Spray: “You have to feel for Nicole Forrester. After all, how was she to know that allegedly sleeping with a married actor and then voluntarily doing numerous high profile paid interviews about it on TV, radio and in print would lead to people finding out about it? She’s the real victim here. That poor woman.”

Celebrity Smack- Ok, I think I found the bitch I want to box for the Celebrity Boxing Federation!

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Natalie Portman Sets Sights on Ryan Gosling

If you follow the world of celebrity news, then it would appear that Natalie Portman sure does get around! After being reported here on Hollywood Dame yesterday about three separate rumors of a Sean Penn/Portman hook-up, it appears as if she is intrigued by a new fella – Ryan Gosling. Amongst her other rumored conquests highlighted in a photo from The Frisky. Could this be the start of a budding romance?

Per Chicago Sun Times:

“Natalie always has been attracted to actors and other men who are intellectuals … and Ryan qualifies,” says a BZ spy who should know.

Gosling is believed to be smitten with the actress and is showering her with romantic gestures, including poetic text messages, in a bid to win her over. Ryan has been sending Natalie first editions of books he thinks she would like. It is reported that Gosling fell for Portman after the pair met in Los Angeles nightclub “Bardot” recently performing a DJ set at the club.

Per National Ledger:

“Ryan is texting her all the time and asking her to hang out,” says a friend. “He’d really love to be seeing her, too. Nothing has happened between them yet, but he certainly hopes it will.”

Since September, the actress has been linked to a slew of men, including musician Devendra Banhart, Hollywood’s “It” boy Robert Pattinson, actor Colin Farrell, Brazilian actor Rodrigo Santoro, and most recently Sean Penn. Now we can add Ryan Gosling to the never ending growing list! Girl sure does get around!

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Britney Spears Safe…For Now

Sam Lutfi is a predator. At least according to Britney Spears’ father Jamie. Papa Spears testified for over 90 minutes yesterday about why he feels it is necessary to have long-term restraining orders granted against three people, one of which is Lutfi. Repeating an allegation that he’s made over the past year that Lutfi ground medication into his daughter’s food, Jamie Spears said he thought his daughter’s one-time friend and manager was a danger to the family. But he did little to establish direct contact between Lutfi and his Britney since a conservatorship was established a year ago. Acknowledging under questioning by Lutfi’s lawyer that he was not aware of any conversations between his daughter and Sam, the only evidence of communication between the two was a recent call Britney Spears made to Lutfi. A nanny supposedly heard the pop starlet talking to Sam and ex boyfriend Adnan Ghilab, one of the other people Papa Spears is rallying to get a permanent restraining order against.

Per The Huffington Post:

“[The hearing] Couldn’t of gone better.” said Bryan Freedman, attorney for Sam Lutfi. He also said that Jamie Spears’ testimony did not demonstrate why a restraining order is necessary.

The hearing will continue on Wednesday morning and a judge will determine then if the restraining order will get extended indefinitely. If Sam did have any contact with Britney, he would have violated a court order to stay away from her.

Per E! via DListed:

“Daddy testified the nanny overheard Brit Brit talking to Adnan and Sam really early in the morning on a cell phone. When Brit went to dance practice, her security team found the phone which was a prepaid Nokia. Brit admitted she got it when she was at the Peninsula Hotel one day.”

Under her father’s care and control, Britney Spears now lives a protected life, her access even to telephones strictly restricted. It appears Jamie believes Sam and Adnan got her the phone in an attempt to poison her against Jamie and to disrupt the conservatorship. The phone listed the phone numbers of Ghalib and Lutfi. Spears also testified about a series of what he called threatening text messages he received last month from someone with the screen name “citygalin310,” who he was later “100 percent” sure was Lutfi, which was strongly denied by Lutfi’s attorney.

Per People:

“Spears said the texts appeared to be someone “trying to extort my daughter.” He replied to the messages by saying, “What are you looking for? Our family has been through so much.” Fifteen minutes after receiving those texts, Jamie said Lutfi called him. “[Sam] began to cry and he basically fell apart on the phone,” said Jamie.

“When [Lutfi] was in so-called control, she’d lost everything – her kids and career,” Jamie said at the hearing. “I believe he’s a predator, I believe he’s very dangerous to her … and causes her a lot of anguish and disbelief. We’ve asked him to go away before, and now he’s coming back. We just want the man to go away. Just leave us alone.”

Papa Spears also revealed why his daughter locked herself in a bathroom last year with her youngest son Jayden, leading to her hospitalization. Claiming she had been told by Lutfi that she could have her children another night, the drama unfolded when body guards for ex husband Kevin Federline arrived to pick up the boys. Somberly describing his daughter during that night at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center as “kind of wild” and “just very messed up,” he said his daughter just didnt want to let them go since she had been told she would have them for another night.

In court papers, Lutfi denies that he’s been harassing Spears, stating that it has been Spears herself reaching out to him through text messages even though court orders forbid her from doing so. Lutfi does admit that he’s passed messages on to her through her hairdresser and others, including a “Merry Christmas” message, but argues that the messages weren’t harmful in any way.

Call me crazy, but a court order of no contact means just that – No Contact!!

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