This woman should be seen and not heard. Preferably not seen either, but if I am being granted wishes, I am totally going to wish for it to rain vodka, the ability to fly and cat that can shoot death beams from its eyes.
Anyway…Jennifer Lopez has taken to claiming she was robbed of an Oscar, complaining about Michael Phelps being an attention whore and slamming in vitro fertilization. Lopez swears up and down that her twins actually came from Skeletor’s man purse and not the result of fertility treatments of any kind.
“I … believe in God and I have a lot of faith in that, so I just felt like you don’t mess with things like that,” she told Elle (via Fox News). “And I guess deep down I really felt like either this is not going to happen for me or it is. You know what I mean? And if it is, it will. And if it’s not, it’s not going to.”
Of course many people are super peeved that Lopez is hypocritical hose beast. Families brought unto us by IVF are raising their eyebrows and showing JLo their angry face. However, The American Fertility Association is trying to be classy and patted her on the head and rolled their eyes.
“[Jennifer Lopez] has stated that she would never consider in-vitro fertilization as an option since she is a traditionalist,” an AFA rep said. “We at the American Fertility Association, support Jennifer Lopez’s right to not use in-vitro fertilization or any other form of assisted reproduction in the creation of her family, just as we also support another person’s right to use this same technology.”
Someone hit CTRL+ALT+STFU on JLo’s whine-hole please.
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