ABC is the luckiest bitch in the industry this morning, as last night’s episode of ‘The Bachelorette’ was cut short so the network could conduct an exclusive interview with recent ‘Bachelor’ Jake Pavelka and his now ex-girlfriend of choice, Vienna Girardi.

In case you didn’t hear, these two had a VERY public break-up recently (read about it HERE) and have accused one another of everything from cheating to withholding sex-time! Aye carumba!

To drum up ratings for the lagging ‘Bachelorette’ and to fulfill their own fame-whoring agendas, both Jake and Vienna agreed to sit down with the show’s host Chris Harrison, to discuss the split. And what resulted was one of the best 45 minutes on television (next to Monday Night Raw, of course).

So what went down? A lot of Jerry Springer-esque commentary sans the weave pulling and chair throwing. More accusations flew and then the berating began.

Via The Hollywood Gossip:

“After Jake Pavelka says he was ‘blindsided’ by the split, Vienna Girardi alleges ‘emotional abuse.’ Hard to tell who’s lying more in the early going.

He seems genuinely surprised, even now, that Vienna is trashy and not that smart. Plus 4, because 10 million viewers knew this on his season’s premiere.

We’ve never been big fans, per se, but when Jake starts being all condescending about text messages, her family, her dog, etc., we feel bad for V.

For whatever reason, they bleep out Gregory Michael’s name, even though Vienna’s alleged cheating with Gregory Michael was widely reported.”

I am fairly certain this interview marked the end of each of their 15 minutes of fame. Now Jake can get back to washing his abs and Vienna can do…well, whatever it was she was doing.

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