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Madonna Says She’s Not Marrying Baby Jesus on Letterman – Video

So there was a brief rumor that Madonna was going to make an honest man out of Jesus. Then it was trumped Justin Timberlake cheating on Jessica Biel with Rihanna (click here to read about that) and Robert Pattinson Replacing Johnny Depp in Next ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’ film (click here to read about that).

Madonna put rumors of another marriage in the works to rest on David Letterman. PopEater reports on her 8th appearance on “The Late Show,” she stated she “rather get hit by a train” than remarry.

David then took her and had pizza due to the fact she has never had New York by the slice pizza. Mid way through the slice she put some sunglasses on when her eyes started to turn black after feeding on something other than macrobioticly fed virgin souls.

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Colin Farrell & Salma Hayek Hook Up

Yes folks. Colin Farrell and Salma Hayek are togther. Well, that is if you are a believer of “Star Magazine.” According to the February 2nd print edition of the magazine, the two have reportedly rekindled the relationship it was assumed they had back in 2004 while shooting the movie “Ask the Dust.” Did ya catch all that? “Star Magazine” goes on to say that the two were seen kissing backstage at the 2009 Golden Globe Awards.

Via Celebitchy per Star Magazine:

“Salma Hayek… and Colin Farrell won most attention-grabbing couple honors at the Golden Globe Awards on Jan. 11! “While they were both backstage, he held her face and kissed her several times,” a source tells Star. “It was very intimate, not like they were pals.”…

“[They] hooked up while shooting Ask The Dust in 2004! “Colin was in love with her but was too screwed up on booze and drugs to make a good boyfriend to her,” reveals another source. “Now that he’s sober, their chances are so much better.”
Although Colin did deny the rumors of the hook-up in 2004, he did admit to doing a little sexy naked dance for her on set to ease her fears for their love scene, even though he wasn’t required to strip down but did so out of solidarity. Lucky gal! Following the wrapping of the movie, Colin also gave Salma a rare first edition of the novel the film was based on as a gift. It is rumored that Salma is back together with her ex fiance, billionaire François-Henri Pinault. The two share a daughter together, 16 month old Valentina Paloma. At an appearance on “The Late Show” a few weeks ago, Salma was pressed by David Letterman about any potential wedding plans. Her response? “I don’t know, maybe, but then again, maybe not.” Colin was last known to be dating British novelist Emma Forrest. He tends to keep his personal life out of the public eye so its hard to tell if the duo are still together. Sexy Colin Farrell… Beautiful Salma Hayek… Thats a recipe for making beautiful babies right there!

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