I don’t normally waste my time on the drunken Oompa Loompas/Village Idiots on Jersey Shore, but this gift from karma was far too amusing to pass up.

The monkey who dubbed himself “The Situation” was invited to last night’s Comedy Central roast of Donald Trump so comics would have something more idiotic than Trump’s weave to make fun of, but he attempted to tell some jokes. Of course he just further proved that he is a total douche that is as witty as a box of tampons.

“The Sitch,” as he’s called, deadpanned to Cummings, “I actually wouldn’t call you a grenade because you won’t be blowing up anytime soon.” (Buh-dum-bum!) He told Snoop Dogg that he and Trump had a lot in common because Trump owned a lot of property and Snoop’s ancestors were property. (Snoop did not appear amused.)

Before long, the audience began to boo so loudly that comedian Jeffrey Ross, who’s been at this so long he’s known as the Roastmaster General, had to interject into the act to try to save the Situation, who’d already claimed he shared one quality with Ross: “This is my first night doing comedy.” “It’s also your last,” Ross responded, to overwhelming applause.”

Later Snoop retaliated along with “Family Guy” creator, Seth MacFarlane and actress deaf actress Marlee Matlin.

Snoop: “Snoop pretended to mistake the Situation for Snooki, “I’m sorry,” he said, “all white people who act black look the same to me.”

Seth MacFarlane: “MacFarlane joked that “the Sitch” and Snooki made a good couple because “Italians are known for grinding organs with monkeys.”

Marlee Matlin: “”Like the Situation,” she said in American Sign Language, “I too have never heard the sound of laughter.”

Later, The Situation joked with reporters that he thought he bombed because no one liked his aviator sunglasses and explained that Snoop told him to wear them cover the fact he was reading a teleprompter and couldn’t fathom why he failed. He wore the “offending” glasses because Snoop “told me to.”

This guy is six different kinds of stupid. Someone set this boy down and explain that Snoop was making fun of him and he will look like an aged and withered leather boot in 5 years if he doesn’t ease up on the GTL.