Mel Gibson in Therapy

Of course he is. Because apparently I have time warped and this in 1994 and Gibson’s damage control team is using the old therapy card to try and smooth over the whole Racist Death Threat Ranting that was taped by ex-girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva. If you are gullible or love a good chuckle, here is the tale being weaved by team Mel Gibson.

Via People:

“The troubled state of his relationship with girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva was not lost on Mel Gibson. “He realized how unhealthy the relationship was and recognized that they were in a bad place and he was getting his buttons pushed,” So, earlier this year, the actor sought therapy. “Gibson wanted to figure out how to extricate himself from this unhealthy relationship peacefully and calmly. Which is what he did.”

WTF? I may be the queen of unhealthy relationships, but how in the hell is threatening to commit arson and bury someone in a rose garden a “calm and peaceful” ending?!? Regardless of crap laced story they are trying to sell, this nuttery gets worse. Gibson claims that he only punched Oksana because she was shaking their daughter. (Click HERE for the Mel Gibson Taped Rant.)

“Both sides agree they argued in January but differ on what exactly transpired. Grigorieva claims Gibson punched her in the face “more than once,” breaking a tooth and knocking out a veneer. Another Gibson source says the actor only “tried to stop [Oskana] from shaking their baby like a ragdoll” during the altercation.

And how Gibson is holding up amidst both the public and private drama? The actor is still in therapy and, says the friend: “He’s coping as well as can be expected.”

So instead of yelling at her about shaking their daughter, he went on a 10 minute rant about her fake boobs and his hopes that she will raped. Seriously. Is this the best his team can do?

You know, I bet that Tiger Woods is writing a very lovely ‘thank you’ card as Gibson takes the crown as biggest douche bag.

Britney Spears the New Miracle Worker

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According to many of her superfans, the troubled pop princess is the Jesus. A larger group of fans that have claimed that Britney Spears has saved their lives has formed to create a movement of Spears therapy. The BBC did a documentary of the fans’ dedication and stories of Brit’s life saving powers called “Britney Spears Saved My Life.”

An examination of the Spears obsession took place during the documentary and a doctor took a stab at why people (with a focus on teens) have such a following for her.

Via Newsweek:

“The Beatles, Elvis, Madonna, Zac Efron—each has had the power to make grown women (and men) faint or cry. Teens are particularly susceptible to the power of music, says neurologist Daniel Levitin, because of the way their bodies and brains are changing: a combination of raging hormones.”

He suggests this is why many have claimed that she has saved their life. One girl in particular stated that Britney was her only reason to live and prevented her from suicide. Others thank Spears for getting them through eating disorders, depression and helped them accept their sexuality. Another fan claimed her version of “My Prerogative” helped free him from the clutches of Jahova’s Witnesses.

I should join this movement. Because it was Britney who inspired me to be a celebrity blogger due to the fact that a trip to Starbucks will knock a story about the war in Iraq off the front page. Ho plays my bills. I should send a nice gift basket filled with Red Bull, Easy Mac and fuzzy handcuffs.

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Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson in Counseling

Being a lesbian is like hard and stuff.

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson may be Hollywood’s token lesbian couple, but thing aren’t all rainbows and butterflies. They are fighting on a daily basis and it is getting heavy. Lindsay can’t decide if she prefers donuts to sausage, Ronson can’t decide if “Twilight” is worth seeing or not and together they are like oil and water.

“They fight every day, screaming, crying and yelling at each other. Sam and Lindsay are still very much together and very much in love, but drama just seems to follow Lindsay, and Sam hates it. She deals with Lindsay every day. And every day for Sam means questioning, ‘Is this worth it?’ “

Most recently they were seen fighting outside of Citrine. Sam caught Lohan playing with former boyfriend Calum Best. The fight went out into the street and they were literally spiting and slapping each other. At one point Lindsay was clawing at Sam. Their age difference is also said to be an issue. Lohan is 22 and Ronson is nearly 10 years older at the ripe age of 31. She is ready to settle down, whereas Linds can’t seem to choose a life of being a lesbian or continuing her ho-dom and nailing anything with a pulse. They are said to be in couples counseling for the string of issues the are having.

I could possibly be wrong, but wouldn’t this be typical foreplay for Lohan?

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