Ashton Kutcher’s Hot Tub Threesome

What better way to celebrate your 6 year wedding anniversary than having a threesome in a hot tub with two women who aren’t your wife? I am sure Hallmark makes a card for that.

Despite a display of unity at a Kabalah center, Ashton Kutcher reportedly slut strutted his way into his Hard Rock Hotel hot tub with some trick named Sara Leal and her friend. Demi Moore was on the opposite coast promoting some Lifetime project. Now she is a Lifetime film project. I am sure this will end with Demi getting her groove back in a mountain lodge with some rough and tumble ski instructor.

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Carmen Electra’s Lesbian Sex Tape – VIDEO

Another celebrity is throwing their hat into the ring for world’s most boring sex tape.

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Carmen Electra gyrated around and filmed some of her sexy making times with another woman and a man filming the bad homemade porn. Electra’s ‘Sex Tape’ is not really NSFW, but I put it under the cut in case the queen swings by. CLICK “READ MORE…” TO SEE CARMEN ELECTRA’S SEX TAPE

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‘Twilight’ Cast Threesome – Photos

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Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart were joined by “Twilight” saga cast mate, Nikki Reed, on their date night. The threesome hit the Bobby Long concert at The Backstage Lounge in Vancouver on Monday evening. After coming out of the venue the “New Moon” stars were surrounded by looming paparazzi. Kristen and Robert ditched Nikki and shared a cab back to the hotel together.

I am sure the rest of the night was filled with innocent events. They probably played a lovely game of Twister followed by a round of Scrabble. I bet any nudity was strictly due to a strategy move for winning Twister. Left foot green is made easier to reach by the lack of pants.

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Kellie Pickler, Kid Rock and Sheryl Crow Threesome

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Apparently Kellie Pickler and Kid Rock have bumping country uglies. Snore. Through in an affair with Sheryl Crow and we have something to talk about.

Kellie Pickler and Kid started dating around the time they went on a five-day USO concert tour for U.S. troops in the Middle East and Kosovo last December. Since then they have been deemed the “worst-kept secret in Nashville.” Enter the sexy beast Sheryl Crow.

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Crow and Kid had sparked rumors of a hook up around the time they joined musical forces to crank out the song “Picture.” The hit went to the top 10 in 2001. The singers once again stoked the flames of a romance during their duet at this year’s CMT Music Awards.

I have 2 words that could fix this. Maury Povich.

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Calvin Klein ‘Threesome’ Billboard Sparks Controversy

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The marketing strategists at Calvin Klein have come a long way from featuring Marky Mark in his underwear. Now the design house is coming under heat this week for a “provocative” billboard the company is using to peddle jeans.

The billboard, which is on display in the SoHo neighborhood of New York City, features a young-looking topless female model lying chest-to-bare chest with a male model that has his hand in her pants. She, of course, is kissing a second male model while another one watches from the floor below.

I am not too sure what all the hub-bub is surrounding that situation as I often find myself in the same situation at the Dame’s Christmas parties and company picnics. However, some New Yorkers are in an uproar.

Via New York Daily News:

“’It’s borderline pornographic’, said neighborhood resident Lisa Marchese, 36, a marketing specialist. ‘They all look so young, particularly the girl. And to portray them in a threesome – it’s just taking it too far.’”

Please note that these comments are being made by a person who is living in a city where I once witnessed a foursome on the street involving a woman, a drag queen, a midget and some kind of exotic animal. And it was noon on a Tuesday.

So what do you think kittens? Has Calvin taken it too far this time?