What better way to celebrate your 6 year wedding anniversary than having a threesome in a hot tub with two women who aren’t your wife? I am sure Hallmark makes a card for that.
Despite a display of unity at a Kabalah center, Ashton Kutcher reportedly slut strutted his way into his Hard Rock Hotel hot tub with some trick named Sara Leal and her friend. Demi Moore was on the opposite coast promoting some Lifetime project. Now she is a Lifetime film project. I am sure this will end with Demi getting her groove back in a mountain lodge with some rough and tumble ski instructor.

















