Tiger Woods has hit the Masters course for a practice and then a press conference. Wife Elin Nordegren was noticeably absent (along with her wedding ring in the past few months).
Currently Joslyn James is scheduled to do a press conference of her own following Tiger’s. (Joslyn is the porn star mistress in the Woods’ Whore Parade in case you don’t have your cheater sheet.( Gloria Allred is representing her and claims the press conference will cover what (or should we say who) she will be doing next and contain her reaction to Tiger’s statements.
Gloria will also be throwing in her thoughts on why Tiger shouldn’t be playing in the Masters and whether or not she and her client will attend the golf event…. because porn stars and golf are like peanut butter and jelly???? Good luck with trying to get in ladies. Woods has around 90 armed guards to protect him from any “confrontations” with former crotch-jockeys.
Via NY Daily:
“None of these girls are allowed anywhere near him,” a security guard told the Sunday Mail. “If one photo comes out of a beautiful lady touching him, it would be a disaster.”
Roughly 200 security personnel are typically on hand at the annual tournament in Augusta, Ga. With Woods’ return, an additional 82 private guards will be patrolling the course’s immaculate lawns, sources told the Sunday Mail.
Eight guards will be surrounding Woods “as a last line of defense,” the paper says.
Yet the man wouldn’t wear a condom….