I suddenly don’t feel so bad for Elin Nordegren as she is owning Tiger Woods and his massive fortune. Sure, he is a big ol’ slut and likes a rough trick, but she is about to be rich…like Oprah rich.
The divorce details are spewing out over the net and Elin has played her cards well. Tiger will not be allowed to expose his kids to his whore parade and can only introduce them to a girlfriend if he marries her. That power also comes with one of the biggest payouts in celebrity divorces…$750 million.
All Elin has to do is keep her mouth shut. Hell, I would skip crying to Ryan Seacrest about Tiger’s penchant for sluts for $20 and some Mint Milano cookies. As long as she doesn’t dish out the details she walks away with a money pit that would rival Scrooge McDuck’s.
“Swedish ex model Nordegren ended up with double the sum she originally sought, after her lawyers proved Woods, 34, was worth much more than the $1billion she thought.
‘Elin’s legal team has done a great job digging up all sorts of assets. The price of the huge sum is her silence: no interviews, tell-all books, or TV appearances about this for the rest of her life — even if Tiger dies first — or she’ll lose the lot. Everything’s signed. Elin is ready to file for divorce at Orlando County Court. She expects to in the next seven days.’”
It is also said that Nordegren will get sole custody of their daughter Sam, three, and son Charlie, one. That agreement will be up for renegotiation in 5 years.