I apologize in advanced for anyone who is currently eating while reading the following words: Tila Tequila has proven that as long as it has a pulse, she’s game – and has hooked up with Nick Hogan.
Tila Tequila Attacked – VIDEO, PHOTOS
August 16, 2010 By Leave a Comment
Tila Tequila took her high ho-iness to the Annual Gathering of the Juggalos. Of course this is a classy event that ends with cups of tea and kittens wearing their Sunday best. Acts like Insane Clown Posse and Kottonmouth Kings are featured so you can guess the caliber of people in attendance. (Yes, Vanilla Ice was there too.)
While on stage for “Ladies Night,” people began flinging rocks, beer bottles, poo and firecrackers at the reality tv trick. She whined to TMZ about the debacle…
“…immediately, before I even got on stage, DUDES were throwing HUGE STONE ROCKS in my face, beer bottles that slit my eye open, almost burnt my hair on fire cuz they threw fire crackers on stage…”
Rumor has it that this rodeo was planned. Nathan Rabin, head writer at The A.V. Club, gave a few revealing Tweets.
“@nathanrabin Contemplating ditching Green for Tila Tequila. Word is she’ll be met with critical brickbats. And actual bricks perhaps.”
Regardless, she tried to take her top off in effort to stop the projectiles, but everyone has already seen her boobs and the onslaught continued. She left the stage after she continued to be pelted.
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Johnson and Johnson Heiress, Casey Johnson, Died
January 5, 2010 By Leave a Comment
Casey Johnson of the Johnson and Johnson empire has died. The 30 year old was found dead on the morning of the 4th (yesterday). You may recognize the name as she was recently engaged to Tila Tequila. She announced the death of Casey via Twitter:
“Everyone please pray 4 my Wifey Casey Johnson. She has passed away. Thank u for all ur love and support but I will be offline to be w/ family.”‘
So far details have been sketchy. Police confirmed that firefighters were called to her home on at 11:51 yesterday and pronounced dead at the scene. An officer stated that it appeared to be a natural death with no evidence of foul play. TMZ reports that a source told them that Casey had been dead for several days before her body was found yesterday. Toxicology reports and a full investigation will follow.
Reports that tween singer Justin Bieber died followed reports of Casey Johnson’s death. Those reports are false. Bieber is NOT dead.
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Rihanna Has Herpes (Tila Tequila Claims)
December 4, 2009 By 12 Comments
Oh lawd! Tila Tequila has got a giant case of the angries. Rihanna was on LA local radio station, Big Boy and the Morning Show, and was reportedly bashing Tila. Of course the reality “starlet” (giggles) was subsequently outraged and wrote the loooooooongest rant on her website along with photos of Rihanna supposedly drunk. (Shown above.)
Oh, Tila Tequila! Hell yes. Same thing . I don’t like when people talk about me and don’t know me and don’t know what they’re sayin’ and sound stupid. I saw her [Tila] backstage at the AMA’s one year… [laughs] She was just standing there with a drink in her hand, even though she doesn’t drink she had a drink in her hand, whatever.
In her Kanye West-ish hissy fit she said stated that Rihanna has herpes.
“Since you’re still cascading around town like you’re a prefect little princess, angel…..honey I hate to burst your bubbles…..but yes….yo shit really do stink, and even worse…..yo shit has STD’s, known as HERPES, down in your private area.
So…..that’s about it. Sorry I had to tell the world your DIRTY SECRET, but you left me no choice girlfriend. I knew about your secret for A VERY LONG TIME, but I never told anyone because that was not my business……but since you wanna play dirty with me……oh….you best believe I will give it to you good girlfriend! POW!”
Egads. Tila even ends her Rihanna Has Herpes story by announcing that she is a Chris Brown fan.
NOTE TO CHRIS BROWN: I honestly think that you have paid your dues, and I’m definitely on TEAM CHRIS NOW! GO CHRIS! YOU CAN MAKE YOUR COMEBACK AND I FULLY SUPPORT YOU! You have admitted to what you did, and apologized numerous times, You have learned from your mistakes and I think people should really leave that in the past now and let you do your thing. TEAM CHRIS! Love ya baby! And Im glad we squased that beef we had! Love ya!
The Full Tila Tequila Rihanna Herpes Rant is After the Cut. Click “Read More…” to read it.
Tila Tequila Post Shawne Merriman Fight Photos
September 11, 2009 By Leave a Comment
So the drama surrounding the Tila Tequila and Shawne Merriman fight has furthered. After Shawne claimed he was merely trying to stop her from driving while drunk, Tila has fired back. (Via Twitter of course. )
Her claim is that she refused to participate in sexy time with him after they went clubbing. Tila then tried to leave and he grabbed her, choked her and threw her to the ground. Shawne was then arrested and then called her a boozehound and said he didn’t hurt her. Judging by the bruises he left on her we have another he did more than taking her keys to prevent her from driving drunk.
Tila has been cooperating with the DA’s office and building a case against Merriman.
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Tila (Nguyen) Tequila Choked by Shawne Merriman After Drunk Driving Argument – Photos
September 7, 2009 By 1 Comment
You holiday weekend is now being interrupted by some Jerry Springer shiz. Word that Shawne Merriman choked his girlfriend, Tila Tequila, has ran rampant through rumor mill. The linebacker for the San Diego Chargers was said to have assaulted the reality starlet after she tried to leave his house.
Merriman was arrested and taken into custody under a citizen’s arrest with charges of battery and false imprisonment. Around 3:45 am, Tila said she tried to leave Shawne’s home, but he chocked her and threw her to the ground as she attempted to leave. He was released around 11 am Sunday morning as Tila was taken to the hospital.
Now he is denying he laid a hand on her. Merriman released this statement basically calling her a crazy drunk bitch. His story states that she had been drinking and didn’t want her to drive while intoxicated.
“On September 6, 2009 the San Diego Sheriff’s Department responded to a citizen’s complaint that was initiated by Tila Nguyen (aka Tila Tequila). I was taken into custody based upon that complaint. At the time, I was concerned about her welfare given the intoxicated state she appeared to be in and I encouraged her to stay until safe transportation could be provided.
“We would all do our best to help a friend if we considered their actions to be detrimental to their personal safety. I in no way caused any harm to Ms. Nguyen, however, paramedics were called and she was examined but no injuries were reported. She was released and has since returned to Los Angeles, California.
“There have been no charges filed against me. I want to thank the San Diego Sheriff’s Department for their professionalism. I will continue to cooperate fully with the Department, and I look forward to clearing my name regarding these false allegations. I want to put this behind me so I can continue to focus on a successful season for the San Diego Chargers.”
The couple had been spotted at Stingaree, a club in San Diego, practically dry humping in the VIP area. She was photographed giving him lap dances while celebrating a friend’s birthday. Deputies did note that is was apparent that Tila had been drinking.
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Tila Tequila Dead – Twitter Hacking Photo
April 13, 2009 By 2 Comments
Some sick person broke into Tila Tequila’s home. Her stalker had thrown her dog into the trunk of her car and got onto Tequila’s Twitter page. Said stalker then announced that he/she had killed the VH1 reality show wonder. The stalker wrote on her page:
“I just broke into her house, killed her and her dog. Logged onto Twitter to tell you guys. She was signed on already. Tila Tequila is dead.”
Fear not. Tila is alive and well. After worried fans began freaking out she reportedly went on to clear the Twitter air around 4:10 this morning.
“Pt1 This is Tila. I am deeply sorry for the earlier post about me being dead. I don’t know who logged into my account and wrote that.”
“but someone did indeed break into my house. It’s been a very scary night for me. it’s 4:10am now and have been dealing with it all.”
“too much has happened. I am scared, exhausted and drained but I am ok! Want to apologize to my fans who were worried about me”
“Im moving into a different house very soon because I have a stalker who is very much so endangering my life at the moment….I love u all. They Broke everything in my living room….EVERYTHING IS SHATTERED! I’m so sad right now….this sucks.” Then I found my dog locked in the trunk of my car!!!!!!!!!! I’ve been crying all night. THis is f****d up. I’m sad and shocked and bye”
Reps refuse to comment on this craziness. Tila also faced a rumored death last year after her Myspace page claimed she died from a drug overdose.
Image Via: Tila Tequila’s Twitter
