Justin Bieber to Begin Acting Career ?!

Justin Bieber is hoping to shoot a movie next summer and I have absolutely nothing negative to say about the matter. I assume most people will be annoyed, disgusted, even outraged to learn that the teen idol is already making his film crossover, but I say nay, good people. Give Biebs a chance…

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Tracy Morgan Loves Gays Now

Tracy Morgan went on a homophobic rant that included bits about stabbing his son if he were what my Aunt Yetta describes as “one of those fabulous homos.” Click HERE for more on his offensive rant…

Enter Morgan with Operation Damage Control. His rep concocted an apology that Tracy issued to the New York Times.

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Justin Timberlake and Lady Gaga to Appear on ‘Saturday Night Live’ Season Finale

His “Saturday Night Live” sketches have become among the most watched in YouTube history! And guess what?! He’s coming back to host the late night show again on next month’s season finale!

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Alec Baldwin: ’30 Rock’ is Over!

“Never go with a hippie to a second location.”

I broke the news a while back that Alec Baldwin announced his plans to leave ’30 Rock’ in 2012, despite all those threats I made to NBC.

Now, according to Vulture, Baldwin’s plans don’t seem so amiss.

While attending a fund raising gala in New York this week, Baldwin announced that ’30 Rock’ will end it’s run altogether in 2012!!! No Jack! No Liz! No TGS!!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

“I will tell you one thing, and that is our show next year is our last year of the show. Our contracts are expired [in 2012], and Tina is gonna have a big career directing films and writing. She’s going to be the next Elaine May. She’ll be great.”

While I have no doubt that Tina Fey, show creator, star, and head writer, will have no problems making me laugh for a long time to come, I can’t stand the thought of having to downgrade my comedy game to show’s with a laugh track (that’s right, I am STILL talking to you ‘How I Met Your Mother’ fans!!). Reps for Tina Fey and the show have yet to comment on Baldwin’s announcement.

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Jimmy Fallon’s Emmy Opening – Video

In case you were one of the few who missed it, here is the opening number from the 2010 Emmy Awards last night starring Jimmy Fallon, Tina Fey, Jon Hamm, Betty White, Nina Dobrev, and pretty much everybody from the cast of “Glee.” Cheesy beyond belief, but not entirely bad. The fact that Fey participated might have added some credibility in terms of the integrity of their charade.

“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU LOOKING AT!” Exactly what all those Glee-sters need to hear from someone as talented and amazing as Betty White. I approve!

Click here to see some of the Emmy Awards styles on the red carpet!

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Betty White SNL VIDEOS

In case you were too busy fashioning a last minute Mothers Day gift basket made out of half used Bath and Body Works lotion you found in your roommate’s bathroom and missed Betty White bringing sessy back to SNL, here are some highlights filled with the forger Golden Girl throwing out naughty words like an Irish sailor with tourettes. It was the highest rated episode since the pre-election episode (hosted by Ben Affleck with guests John McCain and Tina Fey) in November of 2008.

Some old favorites were employed to make sure Betty’s Saturday Night Live debut was the height of awesomeness it was pimped to be. Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, Rachel Dratch, Ana Gasteyer and Molly Shannon all showed up to make up for the over abundance of MacGruber sketches. Betty also did a special Happy Mother’s Day Motherf**kers remix of “Thank You for Being a Friend” for a SNL Digital Short.

Celebrity Virginity Report Card

I have returned from my Pop Tart rehab kittens. So I decided to kick off my toaster pastries free morning with a report on when celebrities lost their virginity. Consider yourself lucky that we don’t have another post on Lindsay Lohan’s drunken ramblings. (We do. I am a tease.)

Tina Fey confirmed her magic number was 24. While on David Letterman the “30 Rock” star stated that waiting so long wasn’t “by choice.”

Matthew McConaughey was a teen when he ventured into the realm of sex. He squealed to Playboy in 2008 that he was just 15, but wanted to be a gentleman and gave no further details.

Paris Hilton was also just 15 when Randy Spelling claims to have first ridden the human STD dispenser.

Sienna Miller said buh-bye to being a virgin at 16. She admitted that she and her mother were very open about her safety and begged her to “do it at home if you are going to do it at all.” (Via Us)

Megan Fox had managed to keep it in her pants until she was 17. She described her first time as “nice” thanks to the fact that she was “in love” when she gave it up.

Tiger Woods and His First Girlfriend

Before Tiger Woods was peeing on hookers, he lost his virginity to a high school girlfriend at the age of 17. “We would wait for my parents to go to bed and then make out on the sofa in front of the television for hours. We were first boyfriend and girlfriend in all sense of the word.” (Via NY Post)

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Saturday Night Live: Colonel Angus Skit – VIDEO

Last night NBC ran a two hour special on Saturday Night Live in the 2000′s.

Though a fan of SNL, I was a little miffed that this meant no new ‘Office’ or ’30 Rock,’ but I was happy to catch some of the better skits from the past decade including Christopher Walken as Colonel Angus, a titular Confederate officer who, um, takes a visit down south…

The skit, full of hilarious and intended puns, was written by Tina Fey.

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Also worth a mention is Horatio Sanz and his 100 pound weight loss!

Gabourey Sidibe to Host Saturday Night Live

Say what you want about her, by Gabourey Sidibe is proving to be a force to be reckoned with. The “Precious” star has started to carve a spot for herself in Hollywood. After being torn apart by Howard Stern for her weight issues, the shock jock claimed she would never work again.

Sidibe is slowly proving him wrong. She has another film, “Yelling to the Sky,” in post production. In the Sundance Lab project she plays a bully and opposite Zoe Kravitz. Gabourey is also pulling for more comedic rolls. Shortly after Stern’s tirade, news that she was cast in a Showtime series spread like fire. “The Big C” has a premier slot late this August. The show revolves around teacher, played by Laura Linney, who is battling cancer.

She can also add SNL host to her resume. Sidibe will host Saturday Night Live. No word on an exact dates yet. We have to suffer through Jennifer Lopez this weekend which will follow with the awesomeness of Tina Fey. Ryan Phillippe is also due to take a break from man-hookin’ to fulfill hosting duties late this month.

I like her. She has gumption and the health issue is her business. As I was once the fat girl, I learned eventually learned to live on ample amounts of gym candy after being cheated on with some skinny ho. I remember telling Paul (or was it Phillip? No, no it was Patrick. I think. It might have been Preston. Whateves. I was going through a “P” stage.), I may be chubby, but I can loose weight. Unfortunately for you, you will always have a tiny penis and limp. To which he replied, “I don’t have a limp.” I then kneed him in the junk and said, “Now you do.”

Jimmy Fallon’s Late Night Debut a Dud – Video

Oh how I miss Conan O’Brien already.

Jimmy Fallon suffered a shaky start to his debut. The critics aren’t exactly holding faith that he has the chops to fill the spot of Conan. A set, not unlike SNL, was erected ad Jimmy was clearly nervous, which is understandable, but distracting. Despite his star studded show that included Robert De Niro, Tina Fey, Justin Timberlake and Drew Barrymore, he fell flat.

Here are some of the reviews….

Entertainment Weekly: “He still looked nervous, his eyes locked onto the cue cards more frequently than at us. He did an ultra-ordinary monologue — one liners about President Obama and the deficit that sounded like material Jay Leno’s writers had faxed over from L.A.

The Hollywood Reporter: “He tried too hard, stumbled over his punchlines and struggled to make Robert De Niro seem interesting.”

Washington Post – “He meant he’d been momentarily unplugged, but the whole show had an unfortunate aura of disconnect. It didn’t seem to have attitude, direction or an identifiable style — a newborn already suffering an identity crisis.”

Egads….lets hope he puts the big boy pants on soon!