Gisele Bundchen Blames Patriots Receivers for Super Bowl Loss – VIDEO

Gisele Bundchen is throwing shade at the Patriots receivers for a couple of incomplete passes that might have cost the Pats the game. Strike that. She isn’t throwing shade. She is throwing the New England team under the bus and then hitting the gas before stopping, putting it reverse and flooring it again.

After Tom Brady suffered a loss on the field, Gisele had a few choice four letter words for her husband’s co-workers…

“You (have) to catch the ball when you’re supposed to catch the ball,” she is heard saying. “My husband cannot [expletive] throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time. I can’t believe they dropped the ball so many times.”

Wes Welker, Deion Branch and Aaron Hernandez all dropped passes during the game and it sounds like Gis will be crossing them off her Christmas card list.

Seriously. Gisele did her part in this. She activated the mass e-mail prayer network and made Tommy his bubble gum flavored protein shake. This is an injustice! How will he afford the new custom built treehouse complete with water slide that connects to his $20 million mansion? There is just too much injustice in the world!

Gisele Bundchen Asks for Super Bowl Prayers

Gisele Bundchen has gobs of cash, an uber-successful husband who is so devoted he will rock The Bieber’s old haircut because she told him to, was a Victoria Secret Angel, her inner thighs have never formally met and I am guessing her bowel movements smell like vanilla potpourri.

Yet, she emailed her friends to light a candle and pray for the Patriots to win the Super Bowl because Tom Brady (who lives in a Barbie’s Dream House, is married to a super model, doesn’t have to donate plasma to pay his electric bill and his biggest worry is how to part his hair in the morning) needs a FIFTH WIN.

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Justin Bieber NEW Shorter Hair Cut – PHOTOS

Somewhere out there the trimmed hairs of Justin Bieber are being packaged to be sold on eBay. The Biebs is no longer rocking his windswept do that thousands, including Tom Brady, copied. Looks like months of getting that perfect JB hair toss are now useless.

Bieber is showing off his new “more mature” (really?) hair cut on the cover of Us, “Justin Bieber: My Private World,” available to fans next Friday. Photos of Justin’s bedroom are included. I personally can’t wait to see his race car bed. This issue follows the Vanity Fair spread in which his mother stated that she and Biebs “were sent from God” along with the priceless gem the “Baby” singer cranked out about liking “black people music.” (click HERE for more priceless quotes from the interview…)

The Hilary Swank lookalike will also be featured on Glee. Click HERE to read about Ryan Murphy’s comments on Justin’s role…

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Justin Bieber Is Now A Rapper?

Justin Bieber dropped some serious news on his fans on Wednesday when he introduced his 5,716,387 Twitter followers to his rapping alter ego, Shawty Mane. Yes… Bieber is trying to rap now.

He calls the rap “Speaking in Tounges” and hypes up himself and makes fun of Tom Brady. Oooo, that’s gangsta! Check it out and comment below on what you think!

Click here to see Taylor Swift on the cover of Parade Magazine.

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Tom Brady Car Accident Details – PHOTOS

You can stop lighting a candle in vigil for Tom Brady’s glorious mane, the Patriot’s QB is perfectly fine after a car wreck.

Tom Brady’s car accident happened early this Thursday morning. The crash happened around Brady’s home in Boston’s Back Bay area around 6:30 a.m. One passenger was taken to the hospital for “serious injuries,” but all other drivers were fine. Tom did not seek medical treatment and is currently at Gillette Stadium.

Shortly after the accident, the New England Patriots Tweeted a confirmation of the incident:

“Patriots QB Tom Brady was in a car accident this morning. He was not hospitalized and is expected at Gillette Stadium today.”

Tom’s Audi collided with a van after the van ran a stop light. According to witnesses Brady had the green light. The QB then emerged from the car and brushed glass of his legs. The driver of the van was also able to emerge from the vehicle, but a passenger in the van had to be cut out with the jaws of life and was taken to the hospital. Another witness describes Tom as being “shaken up.”

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Pregnant Gisele Bundchen Takes Baby Kayaking, Tom Brady Falls Out of Boat

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Remember when we told you Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady were expecting a baby? Yea, it was like month ago. You can read about by clicking hereif you still care.

Though Brady denied that he and his supermodel wife were with child, turns out the gossipers of the world were right once again. (Cut to me patting myself on the back).

Via People:

“Gisele Bündchen is expecting and ‘ecstatic,’ She is due early next year.”

Zzzzzzzzzz….At least she will stop trying to steal Brady’s son with actress Bridget Moynahan.

If you have been reading the news today, you also know that Tom Brady was recently fished out of the Charles River in Massachusetts by an elementary school teacher. It seems Tom fell from a kayak he and Gisele were using to race a friend.

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Via WHDH TV:

“When they got near the star couple, they realized Tom was not in his kayak. He was in the water. Leeds helped pull Tom into the motor boat she was in.”

One must wonder if this is just the usual “Brady Baby Behavior?” Brady does have a track record for running out on (or swimming away from) the women he knocks-up.

Quotable via D-Listed:

“You know Tom is going to claim he has amnesia and doesn’t remember marrying Gis or making a babeh with her. He’s going to pull some ‘Who Huh Wha’ sh**!”

Tom Brady Denies Gisele Bundchen Pregnancy

Well… is she or isn’t she? Today, the answer appears to be no. New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady says there is no baby on the way for him and his wife, supermodel Gisele Bundchen. Hmm… but wasn’t it only a few days ago that Hollywood Dame, among others, were reporting that Gisele was indeed pregnant? RadarOnline.com also reported last week that Bundchen herself is telling friends she’s pregnant. In addition to that, rumors had been circulating that the Brady’s are expecting since Gisele and Tom were pictured walking into an OB-GYN office. So what gives, Tom? During an interview with AP, the football star talked about the importance of a wife and children, but when asked if he and Gisele were expecting he simply answered “No.”

Per OMG Yahoo:

“One is enough,” Brady said. “I have dogs and that’s all I need.”

Brady already have one child, 22-month-old son Jack, with his ex Bridget Moynahan. He could be lying about the possible bun in the oven, though. I seem to recall Tom Brady furiously denying any sort of an engagement between the couple on February 18th of this year – Before getting married eight days later. But his son is still under two years old so maybe he just wants some space between kids. Or time to enjoy his honeymoon life… Now forgive us for not exactly taking that as sufficient cause to call off the Bundchen Bump Watch. Remember – as The Who once sang “We Won’t Get Fooled Again!”

Gisele Bundchen is Pregnant

Princess Pelvis will no longer have to baby snatch Tom’s son. She will have her own to take on walkies and dress up in cute polos.

Gisele Bundchen is reportedly pregnant according to Radar. She and Tom Brady recently celebrated their nuptials twice because Heidi Klum does it yearly so they wanted to get a head start. They first tied the knot in Santa Monica and then headed down to Costa Rica to do it again. At this wedding, the couples’ security went bananas on some paps and shot at them. (Read about that by clicking here.)

Per Radar:

“Gisele and Tom had two wedding ceremonies, and now she’s told close friends that she’s expecting their first baby together.”

I kinda figured they’d hire someone to do that. You know, thanks to SJP making surrogates hot and the fact that Gisele only makes cash from prancing on beaches in a thong. I can just picture it now. “Tommy cakes, hold the baby while I work it.”

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Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen Shotgun Wedding – Photos

It was literally a wedding crawling with armed bodyguards. Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen had a second wedding that was held in Costa Rica and paparazzi were not welcome.

The couple’s body guards opened fire on photogs after a spat had broken out earlier. A few friends of Tom’s and members of the their security had gotten into an argument with the encroaching paparazzi just moments before a gunshots were fired. A bullet hit the rear window and shattered the glass. It had barely missed two photographers.

INF photo agency had sent Rolando Aviles and Yuri Cortez to the second set of nuptials in Santa Teresa. As they were spotted around 300 feet away from ceremony, the body guards started to chase them. According to Aviles he and his friend were cornered at their SUV and asked to come back and have a chat with Brady. Being really gullible or just plain daft, he and his photog friend went back to Gisele’s home. As they walked in Tom’s groomsmen and the body guards surrounded them.

Per the NY Post:

“Take a picture of me now, you f- – -er! F- – - you,” Brady’s righthand man, whose name was not immediately known, screamed, according to Aviles. “He was very angry. It looked like he wanted to attack us,” Aviles said. The photographers lied their way out of the tight spot — saying they hadn’t taken a single frame.”

The photo hungry paps then left to return to their car. As they started to drive away someone fired into the rear of the vehicle.

“Thank God I’m all right. At that moment, I thought I was going to die,” lensman Rolando Aviles told The Post. “The bullet went between us, missing our heads. If the bullet been a little more to the left or right, it would have killed one of us. I said, ‘They’re going to kill us,’ and that’s when I hunched down to cover myself.”

Holy overreaction Batman!

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Bridget Moynahan is Going to Shank Gisele Bundchen

Remember when baby daddy stealing Gisele Bundchen talked crazy to Vanity Fair about her Tom Brady’s son being “100% her own” baby? Yeah, that didn’t sit well with his real mother.

Bridget Moynahan is furious with Gisele. The newlywed Victoria Secret veteran wasn’t exactly in the good graces of Bridget, but now that she has brought baby John into her press whoring the gloves are off. A “friend” of team Moynahan went to Page Six and revealed her wrath.

“If Gisele loved Bridget’s child like he was ’100 percent her own,’ then she would not talk about him in the press. Discretion and respect are not either of Gisele or Tom’s virtues, as was evidenced even when the child was still unborn and they publicly flaunted their relationship without any discretion whatsoever.

Don’t you think Jack will grow up and read her comments and find them disrespectful to him and his mother? If Tom is such a great father as everyone likes to say, then you would think that he’d respect the privacy of his young child and would ask his wife not to use his son as a publicity prop and a subject of public discussion. Is she is so desperate for attention that she can’t find anything more productive to talk about other than Bridget’s child?”

Egads. Someone is going to get an earful from someone’s attorney. I am guessing Tom doesn’t ask Gisele to do anything. Princess Chi Chi’s probably does, says and gets whatever her perky bum wants. The “friend” also added in a final quip…

“Hey Gisele — real mothers don’t call their kids ‘it.’ “

This is true and hence my aversion to children. I once called the little mongrel boys next door “those things of mass destruction their parents call children” and I am no longer on their Christmas Card list. Which is said because I now lack something festive to line my kitty’s poo box with.

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