Good morning my dahhhhlings. Yes, in Dame time rolling out of bed at noon on a Saturday is considered morning. You should be grateful I have kicked the cabaña boy out of my bed and opted to work. (And by cabaña boy I mean guy from In-N-Out Burger. And by work I mean make fun of Tom Cruise.)

Tom Cruise was getting his little man swerve on at a Beyonce concert at the Staples Center in L.A. Tommy Girl was dancing to “Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It)” as onlookers took pictures and laughed according to the Daily News. He made his beard, Katie Holmes, stay in Australia while he pranced around and dedicated the song to Ryan Seacrest. They are kindred hobbit friends and have sleep-overs while watching “Project Runaway.” (Just an assumption.)

Here is what it probably looked like:

Image Via: NBC