So what did David Beckham do after he was boo’ed during return to his LA Galaxy soccer team? No, he didn’t stop by my house (which, in light of what really happened, would have been a better decision for him), instead he hit up Hollywood hot-spot Hyde with wife Victoria and little person Tom Cruise.

Apparently, poor emaciated Victoria was a little put-off by her husband’s bromance with the Scientology spokesman. She sat cross-legged and pouted most of the evening while Becks and Cruise danced around taking pictures with half-naked ladies…I mean fans. She was probably hungry.

Via Radar:

“Our spies say [Victoria] wouldn’t even look at him! David didn’t seem to notice, or even care. He and Cruise then grabbed a body guard and pushed their way through the packed crowd to get to the bar to get some more cocktails. Our sources say that’s when Becks grabbed a girl’s behind! The girl looked at him in shock, but he kept walking.”

I am not sure I buy this. In my mind, if Beck’s grabbed someone’s asset, it would turn to gold instantly, and I have found no reports of anyone heading to Cedars-Siani to have their golden rump removed.

Cruise wasn’t seen grabbing anything. This is likely because he spent most of the night looking for his ego which was clearly overshadowed by the Beckhams’.

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