Twilight War, Reality Slacker and a Booze Thief – Blind Items

~What handsome, 40-some­thing A-lister was so afraid of being upstaged by a “Twilight” star’s teeny-bopper appeal and good looks that he made sure the actor didn’t land a co-starring role in his upcoming film? Moviegoers still consider the elder star sexy, but he’s so insecure that he didn’t want to take any chances – and the role went to an unknown! – [National Enquirer]

My Guess: This one might have several answers out there. Robert Pattinson was being courted for a role on Tom Cruise‘s new film,’Rock of Ages.’ The director, Adam Shankman, was told MTV back in November: “Rob is a good singer. There were times during the ‘Rock of Ages’ casting process [we thought of him], and he was never available.” However, I don’t classify Sparklepants as “teeny-bopper” so I’d have to guess Taylor Lautner is the younger star and the older star is still Tom Cruise for the new Mission Impossible movie.

~Which blonde Bravo star tries to get out of doing any promo work for her reality show and leaves the pimping to her reality show cohorts? – Hollywood Dame

Hint: Think ‘Housewives’

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‘Mission Impossible 4: Ghost Protocol’ TRAILER – SEE IT HERE

Tom Cruise is still doing this shiz where he runs from exploding bombs like he is a drag queen running from a mob at a tractor pull. (See every Mission Impossible movie.)

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Oprah: Behind the Scenes of Final Shows

Yours truly was lucky enough to be invited to the taping of two of Oprah’s last shows. (The final episode was taped yesterday and airs today.) Thanks to Dove, I was able to take part in history making tv.

I sat in the audience that was at least 20,000 strong at Chicago’s United Center. Oprah’s Surprise Spectacular was injected with a slew of celebrity pals that all droned on about how fabulous O is and how they have touched her life.

Where else can you see Tom Hanks, Tom Cruise, Madonna, Dakota Fanning, Patti LaBelle, Beyonce, Katie Holmes, Halle Berry, Queen Latifah, Aretha Franklin, Maya Angelou, Will Smith and Jada Pinkett, Jamie Foxx, Stevie Wonder, Maria Shriver and Alicia Keys all in one place?

Thing honest thing is…this was a once in a lifetime thing. Some people would trade an organ for tickets to two of the final episodes Oprah that started as a talk show and grew into an empire.

As for the real factor…here is my honest view of what happened when the cameras weren’t rolling.

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Katie Holmes Buys Suri Cruise Penis Shaped Gummies – PHOTOS

Well, this looks awkward… and very funny! Katie Holmes’ 4 year old daughter (keep that age in mind!) Suri Cruise grabbed some fruity flavored provocative X-rated gummie treats while out for a midnight snack in NYC on Tuesday – a box of ‘Penis Gummies’. Of all the sweets in all the world, she had to choose these?? Don’t let Daddy see them, darling… he’ll be jealous.

Per Daily Mail:

The box features cartoon like drawings of male genitalia, and unsurprisingly Suri seemed somewhat captivated by the brightly colored packaging which contained penis-shaped jelly sweets.

Well, you can’t blame her curiosity, can you? Katie was reportedly so engrossed in her conversation with friends that she was totally oblivious of what had drawn her young daughters attention. It’s safe to say that Katie won’t be running away with the ‘Mother of the Year’ aware between this and not having any interest in weaning the kid off a pacifier or a bottle. Is this a passive aggressive way to make Tom’s head explode? I bet that marriage is a whole lotta fun from the inside.

Click here to see pics of Eminem’s daughter, who is growing up fast!

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Tom Cruise to Star in ‘Rock of Ages’ Musical?

Can Tom Cruise really sing? We may find out soon… According to DigitalSpy, Cruise is close to signing a deal to star as Stacee Jaxx in “Rock of Ages”- a comedy/musical film based on glam rock of the 80′s.

The musical is a comedy based around the glam rock music of the eighties, including the tracks ‘The Final Countdown’ by Europe and ‘Don’t Stop Believin’ by Journey.

Other stars reportedly being pursued for the film are Mary J. Blige, Russell Brand… and Alec Baldwin? Yes, that Alec Baldwin. And yes it will be a musical, but with Baldwin and Cruise involved, it may clearly be more comedy than musical… “Hairspray” directer Adam Shankman is to helm the project, so that may give us an idea on how this film project will turn out. “Rock of Ages” is scheduled to be released by the end of this year.

Click here to find out who has spent thousands of dollars on glitter.

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Ricky Gervais Golden Globe Awards 2011 – VIDEO

Ricky Gervais hosted the 2011 Golden Globes Awards and opened with a monologue that left most of Hollywood’s elite angry. Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie were his first targets. He poked fun at the box office bomb that managed to garner several nominations, ‘The Tourist.’ Next he wondered aloud why ‘Sex and the City 2’ was snubbed as the airbrush team for the posters alone deserved a nod as he added, “Girls, we know how old you are. I saw one of you on an episode of ‘Bonanza’!”

What created the most tension in the audience was a punch line that hit a Hollywood vet who did not attend the event. Gervais brought up ‘I Love You Philip Morris.’ The punch line stabbed at Tom Cruise/John Travolta

“Jim Carrey and Ewan McGregor, two heterosexual actors pretending to be gay. So the complete opposite of some Scientologists, then.”

Later Ricky attacked Robert Downey Jr. before introducing him as a presenter after listing his film accomplishments and adding, “But many of you in this room probably know him best from such facilities as the Betty Ford Clinic and Los Angeles County Jail.” Obviously it was in poor taste, and Downey snapped back with, “Aside from the fact that it’s been hugely mean-spirited with mildly sinister undertones, I’d say the vibe of the show has been pretty good so far, wouldn’t you?”

I still love Ricky and the thing about his style is that he doesn’t answer to the pampered celebs who demand decorum and worshipping at all times. He pushed the boundaries of respectability by attacking the easy targets with hard and sometimes low blows, but that is what you get when tap him for hosting duties. You can’t give him a room full of A-list celebs and a microphone with the expectation that he will bite his tongue. It’s like giving me a bottle of vodka while playing ‘Pour Some Sugar on Me’ and not expecting my top to come off.

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Boycotting The Oscars

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are NOT going to the Oscars! Apparently, they are very angry with one of the hosts of this year’s show, Anne Hathaway, for her awesome impersonation of Katie on ‘Saturday Night Live‘ last month!

Per Huffington Post:

Hathaway, this year’s Oscars co-host with James Franco, spoofed Holmes in a November episode of ‘Saturday Night Live,’ playing a gaspy, “complex,” and confused version of the former ‘Dawson’s Creek’ star. Apparently, it was either so insulting — or so spot on — that Holmes and Cruise are enraged enough to boycott the show, unwilling to run into Hathaway. The Daily Mail quotes a source saying that Holmes and Cruise felt betrayed by the nationally televised impression, given what they considered a solid friendship with the ‘Love and Other Drugs’ star. When Hathaway broke up with boyfriend Raffaello Follieri in 2008, Cruise and Holmes took Hathaway to a Tina Turner concert, the ultimate salve.

“Katie feels they were really supportive at a difficult time so she feels let down that Anne took to national TV to make fun of her,” the source told the paper.

Did you see the skit? Anne nailed it!

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Tom Cruise Lured Zac Efron Into His Lair Plus PHOTOS

Remember STRANGER DANGER and all those programs that teach you not to hop in a van with some creepy motherfella even if he promises you candy and puppies? Tom Cruise apparently pulled the same trick on poor Zac Efron.

Via Details:

“You ride motorcycles?” Cruise asked him. Alas, he didn’t. “You wanna learn how?” Cruise invited him out to his house, taught him how a motorcycle engine works, showed him the hangar with his dozens of pristine bikes–including the Triumphs he rode in the Mission: Impossible movies.
Efron was allowed to ride a pedigree-less dirt bike. “He made so many great movies,” Efron says of Cruise. “I get the feeling that he works really, really hard. It didn’t come from swagger with him. It came from dedication, hard work. You see it in the way he physicalizes everything. You watch The Last Samurai and that’s him! He’s really doing that.”

I ask Efron why he supposes Cruise bothered reaching out to him. “I don’t know,” he says. “I don’t even want to know. It’s just so cool that he gave a shit, the fact that he cared at all. No one else did that.”

It sounds like some creepy play date. I am surprised he didn’t finish the story by explaining that “Tom then came out wearing a saddle and asking if I knew what a mustache ride was.”

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Tom Cruise’s Career is Over ???

That is what some are wondering as yet another Tom Cruise flick suffers a massive fail. His new action movie,”Knight and Day” did horribly. “Toy Story 3” continued its reign over the box office and even the poorly received “Grown Ups” (click HERE for that review) doubled “Knight and Day’s” $20.5 million dollar gross.

Add this to the list of Cruise’s flops. “Lion For Lambs” and “Valkyrie,” were pegged to be huge draws, but both limped across the finish line. So, the question is what is going on with his career. PopEater had a chat with a producer who offered an explanation.

“People have turned on the once beloved actor and don’t want to spend two hours with him anymore,” one producer tells me. “I have never in my years in the business seen such venom for an actor. Tom has become the poster child of everything creepy. After this weekend he must be worried that his career is over.”

As if this weren’t enough, his annoying attempt at humor in alter ego form, Les Grossman, is getting a movie. While I seriously doubt this film will ever actually make it beyond the cutting room floor, friends of the actor say it’s sad to watch his career spiral downward.

“Now, the man who used to be the biggest movie star in the world is reduced to putting on a fat suit, fake chest hair, a bald cap and slapping J.Lo’s butt at the MTV Movie Awards,” a friend of the actor tells me. “Who would have thought that cute kid that we all fell in love with in ‘Top Gun’ might see his last role playing the fat, bald, vulgar movie producer Les Grossman?

That bastard couch on Oprah is to blame! Either that or his cult issues, closeted homosexuality mixed with feigned homophobia, creepy hold over Katie Holmes or that douchey grin of his.

MTV Movie Awards Winners List, Photos, Sandra Bullock Scarlett Johansson KISS – VIDEOS

The MTV Movie Awards were dripping with profanity that the sensors missed, Twilight worshiping, Betty White and Sandra Bullock.

Sandra Bullock put down the Ben & Jerry’s turned off ‘Love Hurts’ and popped in ‘I Will Survive’ then waxed her legs and hit the Spike TV’s Guys Choice Awards on Saturday. She then made another appearance at the 2010 MTV Movie Awards. Sandra accepted the MTV Generation Award because people over the age of 19 are too old for this shiz.

While giving a speech about the fact she isn’t going to develop a cutting habit and eat bottles of vodka over her Jesse James whore parade, Bullock also kissed Scarlett Johansson. Good for her.

Tom Cruise tried to be funny again it turned out to be a moment that made Lindsay Lohan feel a little bit better about herself. Most of the crowd clapped awkwardly and forced smiles while Katie giggled with brainwashed glee. It was a sad display of what I am guessing is his Xenu mating dance. Jennifer Lopez was also a part of that mess. Observe if you are in the mood for some WTF-ery…

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Finally, here is the 2010 MTV Movie Awards Winners List:

MTV Movie Awards 2010 – BEST MOVIE
Alice In Wonderland
Avatar
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
The Hangover
The Twilight Saga: New Moon- WINNER

MTV Movie Awards 2010 -BEST FEMALE PERFORMANCE
Amanda Seyfried – Dear John
Emma Watson – Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
Sandra Bullock – The Blind Side
Zoe Saldana – Avatar
Kristen Stewart – The Twilight Saga: New Moon-WINNER

MTV Movie Awards 2010 – BEST MALE PERFORMANCE
Channing Tatum – Dear John
Daniel Radcliffe – Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
Taylor Lautner – The Twilight Saga: New Moon
Zac Efron – 17 Again
Robert Pattinson – The Twilight Saga: New Moon- WINNER

MTV Movie Awards 2010 – BEST BREAKOUT STAR
Chris Pine – Star Trek
Gabourey Sidibe – Precious: Based on the Novel Push by Sapphire
Logan Lerman – Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief

Quinton Aaron – The Blind Side
Zach Galifianakis – The Hangover
Anna Kendrick – Up in the Air- WINNER

MTV Movie Awards 2010 – BEST COMEDIC PERFORMANCE
Ben Stiller – Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian
Bradley Cooper – The Hangover
Ryan Reynolds – The Proposal
Sandra Bullock – The Proposal
Zach Galifianakis – The Hangover- WINNER

MTV Movie Awards 2010 – BEST VILLAIN
Christoph Waltz – Inglourious Basterds
Helena Bonham Carter – Alice In Wonderland
Ken Jeong – The Hangover
Stephen Lang – Avatar
Tom Felton – Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince-WINNER

MTV Movie Awards 2010 – BEST FIGHT
Hugh Jackman and Liev Schreiber vs. Ryan Reynolds – X-Men Origins: Wolverine
Logan Lerman vs. Jake Abel – Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief
Robert Downey Jr. vs. Mark Strong – Sherlock Holmes
Sam Worthington vs. Stephen Lang – Avatar
Beyonce Knowles vs. Ali Larter – Obsessed-WINNER

MTV Movie Awards 2010 – BEST KISS
Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning – The Runaways
Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds – The Proposal
Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner – Valentine’s Day
Zoe Saldana and Sam Worthington – Avatar
Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson – The Twilight Saga: New Moon WINNER

MTV Movie Awards 2010 – BEST WTF MOMENT
Betty White – The Proposal, Cops a Feel
Bill Murray – Zombieland, Bill Murray?! A Zombie?!
Isabel Lucas – Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, Unexpected Transformation
Megan Fox – Jennifer’s Body, Vomits a Mysterious Black Ooze
Ken Jeong – The Hangover, Naked Trunk Surprise- WINNER

MTV Movie Awards 2010 – GLOBAL SUPERSTAR

Kristen Stewart
Taylor Lautner
Johnny Depp
Daniel Radcliffe
Robert Pattinson- WINNER

MTV Movie Awards 2010 – BEST SCARED-AS-S—T PERFORMANCE
Alison Lohman – Drag Me To Hell
Jesse Eisenberg – Zombieland
Katie Featherston – Paranormal Activity
Sharlto Copley – District 9
Amanda Seyfried – Jennifer’s Body-WINNER

MTV Movie Awards 2010 nominations for BIGGEST BAD A- – STAR
Angelina Jolie
Channing Tatum
Sam Worthington
Rain-WINNER