Tom Cruise Shuts Down Zoo For Private Tour

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There are perks to being famous. Mostly, you get free stuff: swag in the form of anything from vacations to blue jeans. And if you’re Tom Cruise and his family, well you can pretty much to ordinary things without being bothered by common folk.

On Wednesday, Cruise had the entire Guillena Mundo Park Zoo in Spain closed so his daughter Suri and wife Katie Holmes could have a day to themselves. The private tour even included a little up close and personal time with some of the animals. Something little Suri seemed to enjoy the most.

Via People:

“She loved stroking a newborn tiger cub, twin baby jaguar cubs and a baby donkey, so small it looks like a ball of fluff.”

It’s good to be Tommy’s beard.

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Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes $75 Million Second Baby

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Rumor has it that Katie Holmes and husband Tom Cruise will be trying to baby number 2 in the New Year. According to OK!, the couple finally think its time to expand their brood and are ready to give daughter Suri a sibling.

Per Ok!:

“She no longer feels like she’s just Mrs. Cruise. She’s her own person again,” a pal tells OK! of the couple’s decision. “She and Tom have their disagreements, but deep down they love each other very much. That’s what is important.”

Although, rumors have been running rampant lately claiming the couple, who celebrated their three-year anniversary last month, have been separated because of marital tensions and not just due to work schedules. Reportedly, Katie has accepted a large sum of money to allow the baby making to happen. Or at least that’s what OK! seems to suggest, since the cover of its latest cover screams “$75 MILLION FOR BABY #2.” Hell, for that much money I’ll give him a whole little league team’s worth of chaps! Its been said that Katie wanted to wait until she had another box office hit before trying for a second child, which isn’t surprising when you consider that she’s already spent millions on Suri’s wardrobe alone this year. Better hope for a boy this time, Tom.

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Angelina Jolie Did NOT Sleep With Her Mothers Boyfriend

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Controversial biographer Andrew Morton has spoken out and denied recent reports that his latest book on Angelina Jolie’s life suggests that she slept with her mother Marcheline Bertrand’s then live in boyfriend. Although he claims the book will be a good read, he says no where in the book is the suggestion that Jolie did anything of the sort, reportedly destroying their mother/daughter relationship.

Per StarPulse:

Morton tells Life & Style magazine, “It’s about as true as I’m sitting on this horse.”

However, the author will not reveal what he’s gathered for his book about the actress. Morton has also penned exposes about Princess Diana and Tom Cruise. Given what she’s already done… making out with her brother, carrying around a vial of ex-husband Billy Bob Thortons‘ blood… sleeping with her mothers boyfriend really wouldn’t be that far fetched!

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Christian Bale Channels Tom Cruise for ‘American Psycho’

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Yesterday, we ran an article in which Bronson Pinchot revealed what it is really like working with Scientologist Tom Cruise (refresh your memory by clicking here).

In the ran, Pinchot revealed that Tom was viewed by many on the set as a “complete bore.” But the boringness of Tom Cruise doesn’t stop there, kittens.

In an interview with Black Book, Mary Harron, director of the thriller ‘American Psycho,’ revealed that actor Christan Bale channeled Tom Cruise’s emptiness to bring the character of Patrick Bateman to life.

Via Black Book:

“We talked about how Martian-like Patrick Bateman was, how he was looking at the world like somebody from another planet, watching what people did and trying to work out the right way to behave. And then one day he called me and he had been watching Tom Cruise on David Letterman, and he just had this very intense friendliness with nothing behind the eyes, and he was really taken with this energy.”

This is the same intense friendliness that later led to Cruise jumping on couches…with nothing behind his eyes. Perhaps this is because there is literally NOTHING behind his eyes except cued smiles and Scientology gobbely-goo.

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Adam Lambert Licks Nude Woman on Details Magazine- Photos

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American Idol” runnerup Adam Lambert is the cover boy for the new issue of “Details” magazine, but it’s the racy photos inside that will have tongues wagging. In what could no doubtly be dubbed as his sexiest shoot ever, Lambert and a female model can be seen in various poses including ones where she is completely nude and parts of her just happen to be blocked by his very strategically placed hands. He and the model also appear to be kissing in a few of the pictures, which is a little out of the norm for a gay man featured in a gay magazine. But hey, it looks pretty hot to me! And if this is how you get people talking then who am I to question it!

Per Details:

“There was one woman in Jersey who was actually gorgeous,” says Lambert. “She had obviously had a couple of cocktails, and during an after–show meet–and–greet, she just slithered up next to me and started kissing my neck. I was cool with it. But then it started to get a little weird because she was, like, moaning. She gave me a note that said, ‘I want to make out with you, here’s my number,’ and I was like, wow, this is crazy. But again, it’s cool. Because yeah, I am gay, but I like kissing women sometimes. Women are pretty. It doesn’t mean I’m necessarily sleeping with them.”

Lambert goes on to say that female fans toss their bras and panties at him onstage, and admits that he saves as much of them as he can carry while stapling them underneath the stage in what he calls an ‘undergarment graveyard.’

Per Details:

“I think it’s weird that I’m having this effect on women. It’s flattering. I’ve never had underwear thrown at me before. Clearly there’s something significant about it, because there aren’t a lot of openly gay men in the entertainment industry.”

All through out the “American Idol” season I was drooling over Kris Allen, but who knew Adam could make me feel so tingly inside? Those are some hot pictures! Touching a woman seems more natural to him than it does to Tom Cruise. I’m just sayin’…

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Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz on Jay Leno’s 10 at 10-Video

Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz took time from their busy lives of complimenting one another’s hair to partake in a segment on Jay Leno’s new show: The 10 at 10.

The purpose of this segment is to link up via satallite with movie stars and ask them 10 random questions. Apparently, all the movie stars Leno knows were busy, so he had to settle for these two, who are currently shooting a film together in Massachusetts.

Knowing basic math and seeming bored, the two split the questions answering five each.

My analysis: Snooze-fest.

Via Gather:

“Jay asked Tom if he’d ever been to a strip club. He said no, and the audience booed. Come on, people! If Tom Cruise wanted strippers, he could just pay for them to come to his home. Cameron was asked which TV show she is embarrassed to say she watches. She said ‘embarrassed’ isn’t really the word she’d use, but she picked ‘The Real Housewives of Atlanta’”.

Perhaps Cruise has never been to a strip club because they don’t offer what he’s looking for…

And as for Diaz, I sincerely hope she channels ‘Housewives’ NeNe in her next movie. NeNe is a much better actress.

Tom Cruise Abused Scientology Parishioners

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Watch out kittens, the Xenu is about to hit the fan.

Our friends over at Celebitchy got their hands on a juicy piece of gossip that involves Tom Cruise, the ‘church’ of Scientology, and four defectors of the religion who are now claiming that the church and its leaders (including Cruise himself) were both physically and psychologically abusive to its members.

The very detailed article at Celebitchy (read that by clicking here) is a summary of an even longer article done by ‘The St. Petersburg Times’ in Florida. For you though, I will use my expertise and my near decade of work with 13 year-olds to try and sum up what is going down.

According to reports, a man by the name of Marty Rathbun, who served as former “inspector general” of the church, was also in charge of Tom Cruise’s audit, or indoctrination into the church of Scientology. Since coming forward with his story of the “cult” (as he explained the church), he was served with a letter from Cruise’s management asking him to stop.

Via Celebitchy:

Dear Mr. Rathbun:

I represent Tom Cruise. Apparently you have repeatedly announced to the public that you were Tom’s “auditor” at the Church of Scientology, and you have used that announcement, including Tom’s name, on your website to promote your business or profession.

This is not only a serious invasion of Tom’s privacy and a violation of the priest-penitent relationship, it is the unauthorized use of Tom’s name to promote a business or professional venture, which is a clear violation of Tom’s common law and statutory rights.

Just imagine a Catholic Priest leaving the Church and then trying to drum up business as a lay-therapist by advertising that he had been Frank Sinatra’s confessor. Most people would consider that disgusting and reprehensible. Yet, what you are doing is exactly the same.

It just shouldn’t be done Mr. Rathbun. So please stop.

Sincerely,
Bertram Fields

As you can see, the letter pretty much confirms that Rathbun is truthful in the fact that he served as Cruise’s auditor.

Rathbun also claims that Scientology head David Miscaviage (who happened to stand up as Cruise’s best man in his wedding to Katie Holmes), physically abused several members of the organization on frequent occasions and also embarrassed and humiliated parishioners as well.

“Miscavige regularly physically beat the crap out of people working for him, threatened them, and subjected them to weeks of confinement. The culture of the organization involves abuse, fear and intimidation, according to these defectors, who also admitted having beaten staffers on Miscavige’s orders.”

Rathbun also admitted to committing acts of abuse under the orders of Miscaviage himself.

Rathbun continued to release the inner secrets of the organization by stating that it was Miscavige himself who was behind the firing of Cruise’s publicist (and had Cruise’s sister in line as a replacement and a PR nightmare for the actor), and that he also orchestrated Cruise’s divorce from actress Nicole Kidman.

“…Miscavige orchestrating the firing of Pat Kingsley and replacing her with Tom’s Scientologist sister so that Miscavige could manipulate Tom’s public discourse and censor Tom’s exposure to information concerning Miscavige’s human rights abuses.

The best evidence of that perjury is that in 2001 through 2003 Miscavige personally assigned me as Inspector General RTC – the second highest ecclesiastical position in the religion – to coordinate Tom’s divorce from Nicole and to serve as his auditor.”

Though Rathbun states that he never saw Cruise physically abuse anyone, he does acknowledge that he has counseled people who claim that they have been abused by the actor.

“I have also counseled people who were abused by Tom personally – in matters that eerily resemble the behavior of Miscavige – to give Tom the time to get educated and do the right thing which I have convinced them he ultimately will do.”

This is all pretty damning evidence against the Church of Scientology (not that we really needed anymore evidence that these people are a little off their rockers). However, it does bring into question whether or not Cruise is using his power and influence to control his wife, Katie Holmes, who often looks as though Xenu isn’t approving of her.

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Jennifer Lopez has Hissy-Fit Birthday

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Here’s a little bit of advice – if you ever are lucky enough to receive an invitation to any kind of party from Jennifer Lopez, by all means please make sure you arrive on time! Lopez, who entered the shindig to Sarah Vaughan’s “Whatever Lola Wants,” re-claimed her spot at the top of the Diva-List during a surprise 40th birthday bash this weekend when she “threw a fit” and became visibly upset and embarrassed at the guests who were arriving late.

Per NY Daily News:

“Jennifer’s party was very intimate, and there were a noticeable amount of empty seats when the dinner started. Jennifer was really irritated. She was fuming because people were late, and complained about it really loudly to Marc,” said one partygoers. “Javier Munoz was the only person who gave advance notice that he was going to be late, because he was doing a show on Saturday night. But the others had no excuse. Being late is the height of rudeness, and guests were still arriving at midnight.”

Midnight? You can bet little miss ‘Jenny from the block’ was none too pleased about this! Singer Alicia Keys and boyfriend Swiss Beats were among the late attendees – so I wouldn’t count on an invite for them next time! Lopez was also said to be upset over best friends Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes not attending – instead, they reportedly were too busy hanging out with David and Victoria Beckham. Oooooo sick burn!

Despite her childish behavior, Lopez managed to put her big girl panties back on and she and her guests made the most out of the evening, drinking champagne and partying until after 4am. Husband Marc Anthony even got up on stage to sing his wife a song in Spanish, which had her bursting into happy tears.

Aw, how sweet *gags* Hmmm… No mention on if bff and fellow Scientologist Leah Remini attended…

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Tom Cruise Parties With David Beckham

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So what did David Beckham do after he was boo’ed during return to his LA Galaxy soccer team? No, he didn’t stop by my house (which, in light of what really happened, would have been a better decision for him), instead he hit up Hollywood hot-spot Hyde with wife Victoria and little person Tom Cruise.

Apparently, poor emaciated Victoria was a little put-off by her husband’s bromance with the Scientology spokesman. She sat cross-legged and pouted most of the evening while Becks and Cruise danced around taking pictures with half-naked ladies…I mean fans. She was probably hungry.

Via Radar:

“Our spies say [Victoria] wouldn’t even look at him! David didn’t seem to notice, or even care. He and Cruise then grabbed a body guard and pushed their way through the packed crowd to get to the bar to get some more cocktails. Our sources say that’s when Becks grabbed a girl’s behind! The girl looked at him in shock, but he kept walking.”

I am not sure I buy this. In my mind, if Beck’s grabbed someone’s asset, it would turn to gold instantly, and I have found no reports of anyone heading to Cedars-Siani to have their golden rump removed.

Cruise wasn’t seen grabbing anything. This is likely because he spent most of the night looking for his ego which was clearly overshadowed by the Beckhams’.

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Katie Holmes Isn’t Satisfied by Tom Cruise

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Poor Katie Holmes. It’s not enough that she was snapped this week walking around in a mumu, but she’s learning that married life isn’t all that it’s crack-up to be-especially when you’re married to Xenu’s chief, Tom Cruise.

If you look at the latest paparazzi pics coming out of Hollywood, you may notice that Katie seems sad, withdrawn. She totes little Suri around like she’s a Marc Jacobs handbag. Holmes takes Suri to dance classes, art lessons, and even the American Idol finale. All sans her hubby.

And now those really cool “sources” close to her are talking. It seems Katie isn’t getting enough of Tom’s man meat. This is shocking news since many of us, myself included, have always pictured Cruise looking more like a Ken Doll than an actual man.

Via Hollywood Rag:

“Katie has become noticeably more miserable in the last few months. She finds it incredibly taxing to lead a life that revolves around Tom but that doesn’t include enough intimate time
with him to be genuinely fulfilling.”

Prediction: Tomorrow the Cruises will be seen out and about together at a park or something. Toting little Suri around-all smiles. Bet.

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