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Candice Crawford to Marry Tony Romo

December 17, 2010 By Cara Harrington 1 Comment

Tony Romo and Candice Crawford are getting married. [Insert a joke about Jessica Simpson breathing a sigh of relief and reasserting her engagement ring purchase was indeed wise.]

Romo has given Candace the gift of a lifetime with him for her birthday. I didn’t think there was a worse/more narcissistic gift that John Mayer’s DVD birthday gift. I stand corrected. Candice, sister to ‘Gossip Girl’ star Chace Crawford, was out with her family celebrating when Romo proposed.

Via Dallas News:

“Tony Romo may not be making many headlines on the field this season, but that isn’t stopping him from making news off of it. The Cowboys QB got engaged to his girlfriend Candice Crawford earlier tonight, according to KDAF-TV in Dallas. The couple was reportedly celebrating Crawford’s 24th birthday with her family at Five Sixty at the time of the proposal.”

Happy Birthday! I didn’t get you that new Kate Spade purse or the waffle maker you wanted, but I got you something way better….it’s….MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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Prince’s Vikings Song – Video and Lyrics

January 22, 2010 By Holly Stafford 1 Comment

Prince was so moved by the Minnesota Vikings win over the Dallas Cowboys last week, he put together a tribute song to his hometown team for the NFC Championship versus the New Orleans Saints called “Purple and Gold.” He wrote it after watching them stomp all over Tony Romo & his boys, saying it was the first time he’d seen the Vikings play in years and that afterward he “saw the future.” I see the future too, which includes loads of vomiting if I ever have to sit through this song again. If I had my choice, I’d rather listen to Brett Favre’s rendition of “Pants on the Ground” than this. Someone write a song for the Indianapolis Colts and you’ll have my attention.

Now, we are providing you the video to the song but it comes with a warning to hear it at your own risk. We don’t recommend anyone to hear it but we are just providing it just for the sake of it.

Per Huffington Post:

Purple and Gold Lyrics

the veil of the sky draws open
the roar of the chariots touch down
we r the ones who have now come again
and walk upon water like solid ground
as we approach the throne we won’t bow down
this time we won’t b denied

raise every voice and let it b known
in the name of the purple and gold

we come in the name of the purple and gold
all of the odds r in r favor
no prediction 2 bold
we r the truth if the truth can b told
long reign the purple and gold

the eyes say ready 4 battle
no need 4 sword in hand
we r all amped up like a rock n roll band
ready 2 celebrate every score
ready 2 fight the elegant war
ready 2 hear the crowd roar

that’s what we came 4
and so much more
in the name of the purple and gold

r spirits may b tired
r bodies may b worn
but since this day is r destiny
r history – that’s y we must b
4ever strong as the wind that blows the Vikings’ horn
in the name of the purple and gold

Ok. What do you think of this?

Filed Under: Celebrity Gossip, Music, Videos Tagged With: Brett Farve Pants On The Ground, Brett Favre, Dallas Cowboys, Indianapolis Colts, Minnesota Vikings, New Orleans Saints, NFC Championship, Pants on the Ground, Prince, Prince Purple And Gold, Prince Vikings, Tony Romo

Jessica Simpson and Tiger Woods Affair Nuttery

December 16, 2009 By Cara Harrington 1 Comment

Here is your WTF of the day. I know that tabloids, much like myself, are whores for nibblets of juicy gossip. However, I draw the line at this level of nuttery.

Star Mag is claiming that Jessica Simpson and Tiger Woods made sexy stories for us to gobble on. Jess performed at an event back in July that Tiger took part in. The mag claims they got “touchy feely” and shows the cover photo of the two taking a photo together. They are posing together in the most non-provocative way and Jessica Simpson’s breast are running rampant, but they always are so I don’t deem it anything beyond Simpson thinking “Hey y’all! It’s that golf player Tony the Tiger! Take my picture with him. He’s ggrrrrrrreat!”

You must remember she was firmly attached Tony Romo‘s jock strap and gunning for a position as a footballer’s wife. Sadly, he tossed her aside and is now said to be engaged to Candice Cawford. I doubt the validity of the engaged, but the new blond was spotted wearing what some deem an engagement ring.

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Filed Under: Celebrity Couples, Celebrity Feuds, Celebrity Gossip, Celebrity Hook Ups, Jessica Simpson, WTF?!? Tagged With: Affair, Candice Cawford, Cheating, Engaged, Jessica Simpson and Tiger Woods, Jessica Simpson and Tiger Woods Affair, mistress, theresa rogers, theresa rogers photos, tiger latest news, tiger woods, tiger woods affair photos, tiger woods cougar, Tony Romo

Jessica Simpson Slumming It To Get Nick Lachey Back

August 5, 2009 By Holly Stafford 2 Comments

Oh Jessica… please, tell me there is some form of rationalization up in that head of yours other than trying to figure out if country music is really the best career choice for you. For about the millionth time this year, rumors are circulating that bubble-headed Jessica Simpson is again trying her best to woo back her ex husband Nick Lachey, this time in a desperate bid to make him jealous by hooking back up with her other ex, John Mayer.

Per OK:

“Nick is the guy Jess knew she should be with, but they were too young and their lives catapulted so quickly into fame that they never seemed to be able to catch up,” a pal says of the Newlyweds co-stars, who ended their three marriage in 2005. “She’s changed so much since they split and found out a lot about herself.”

Alot about herself, huh… Lets hope she’s got that whole Chicken/Tuna debate all figured out! Jessica recently was dumped by her last ex, Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo, while Lachey just smartly ditched his neurotic & wanna-be actress girlfriend Vanessa Minnillo – so could a possible reconciliation by the couple be in the works?

Per OK:

“He’ll always hold a special place in her heart. It was her first love,” the pal says of their marriage. “Jess isn’t sure if Nick would give her a chance at this point, but she’d love to be friends. She says a part of her will always love him.”

According to reports, Jessica’s way of getting her ex to take notice is by having a public affair with a “sexy rocker” – Cue John Mayer. Please Jessica… move on. Find someone new. Especially someone other than John Mayer unless you want your entire relationship Twittered about! But hey – it might just be working. Nick has recently been spotted out with a Jessica look-alike, Holly Letchworth. Could he also be trying to make Jessica jealous herself?

Or you know more realistically, he could just have a thing for blondes. I’m just saying…

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Filed Under: Celebrity Couples, Celebrity Gossip, Jessica Simpson, John Mayer Tagged With: Dallas Cowboys, Divorce, Holly Letchworth, Jealous, Jessica Simpson, John Mayer, Marriage, Married, Newlyweds, Nick Lachey, Quarterback, reconcile, reconciliation, Tony Romo, Twittered, Vanessa Minnillo

Tony Romo Abandoned Jessica Simpson in an IHOP Parking Lot

July 24, 2009 By Cara Harrington 6 Comments

This is one of those tales that just make you smack your head against a wall in frustration. Our friends over at Celebitchy are eagle eyes for all things ridiculously amusing. This little diddy is one of those amusing little anecdotes.

According to the National Enquirer Tony Romo kicked Jessica Simpson out of his car and left her in an IHOP parking lot after the two got into a fight. Before he officially broke up with her the day before her birthday, they had been arguing a lot says the

“Tony Romo was looking for just the right moment to finally kick Jessica Simpson out of his life – and he found it an International House of Pancakes in the middle of Texas! [During a three-hour car ride]… tensions between the two reached a boiling point.

“They’d argued a lot over the past several months. This time, Tony barely said a word,” said an insider. “He suddenly pulled into the parking lot of an IHOP and growled ‘get out.’ Jess got out and slammed the door. Before she could say anything, Tony peeled off. She ended crying her eyes out for the next two hours while she waited for someone to come pick her up. If she didn’t realize it before, she finally got the message that Tony had reached his limit.”

[Tony] had fet obligated for months to keep the floundering romance going because Jessica had given him a $100,000 speedboat for his birthday. But the night before her birthday, Tony checked her cell phone a found secret text messages from John Mayer. She and Mayer had reconnected at a June birthday party for Pete Wentz. Tony was upset, “but relieved that he’d finally found the reason to be rid of her,” said the source.

“Now he’s writing a check for $100,000 to cover the cost of the speedboat gift and washing his hands of the whole mess.”

$100,000 to get rid of her? There is money well spent.

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John Mayer Gave Jessica Simpson the Gift of Narcissism

July 20, 2009 By Cara Harrington Leave a Comment

So everyone has heard that Tony Romo has hit it and quit it with Jessica Simpson. All the “Newlyweds” fans are changing their panties thanks to both Jessica and Nick Lachey being single at the same time. However, Nick has no interest in joining Papa Simpson’s rodeo of creepiness.

Tony broke up with Simpson just before her birthday. While that is a bit on the shittay side, John Mayer trumps that by giving Jess a DVD of one of his concerts for her birthday. According to NY Post, Simpson was sitting in alone watching her Dollar Tree DVD of Mayer instead of having a party.

“Several years ago when he was dating Jessica Simpson, he couldn’t go to her birthday party because he was on tour. So the night of her birthday she had dinner with Ken Paves and a few friends. Everyone thought John would forget her birthday, but then a gift arrived from him — it was a DVD of him in concert. Jessica spent the rest of the night watching the DVD on a loop, ‘being with him.’ It was so sad.”

He might as well drew a stick figure on a sheet of paper and sad: “Here. When you want to cuddle, talk or sing with use this instead.”

Filed Under: Celebrity Couples, Celebrity Divorce, Celebrity Gossip, Jessica Simpson, John Mayer, WTF?!? Tagged With: Birthday, Break Up, Dumped, Jessica Simpson, John Mayer, Nick Lachey, presents, Split, Tony Romo

Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson Break Up

July 13, 2009 By Cara Harrington 3 Comments

Awww…poor Jessica will have to find someone else to tolerate her mind numbingly asinine ramblings. It has been reported by the ever witty People magazine (Ryan Seacrest being dubbed a “sought after bachelor” still slays me!) that Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo have broken up.

Via People:

“She is heartbroken,” says the source. “She loves Tony. But it’s been difficult lately. He’s busy with his career and she’s getting ready to shoot her show (The Price of Beauty). They decided to part ways.”

I am sure this had nothing to do with making him jump through hoops like a circus poodle. Her latest scheme was to have a Barbie and Ken themed birthday party. That, of course, fell through and Tony spent Simpson’s 29th birthday at MyHouse with some bar hoes. Meanwhile Simpson was at home Twittering.

“On Sunday, she Tweeted, “Everyone needs to know that hope floats … grab the strings and pull it back to you.” Three hours later, she wrote, Falling asleep with my mom and the dogs. Please lord give all of my beautiful fans, friends, enemies, and family rest. Bring all of us peace.”

Oh no. Now this is going to make that bedazzled Lovahs 4 Eva t-shirt she made look stupid.

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Celebrity Reactions to Eminem’s ‘We Made You’ – Video

April 8, 2009 By Cara Harrington Leave a Comment

Eminem – New Music – More Music Videos

[Eminem We Made You Video]

Eminem debuted his new video for his song “We Made You.” It took hits at a slew of celebrities including Jessica Simpson, Kim Kardashian, Lindsay Lohan, Samantha Ronson, Amy Winehouse, Sarah Palin, Tony Romo and a few others. So far a few have taken the jabs with good grace while others are just “annoyed” with it.

Kim Kardashian (Via Her Blog) – “I think this video is so funny! I am a huge Eminem fan and find it flattering that he would rap about me. He’s a bit harsh about some other celebrities, but you just have to let it go and have a sense of humor. Personally, I’m honored.

Jessica Simpson – “Of course Jess finds it annoying,” a friend of hers told MSNBC, “but it’s not like she’s the only one who was singled out.”

Bill O’Reilly – “Few Americans take the vile rapper Eminem seriously,” he said. “He represents the lowest form of entertainment in this country and is a publicity hound to boot. Kids see it, not adults,” said O’Reilly, adding that “no one over 25 listens to him. Eminem is obviously on an obscene rant about Sarah Palin,” O’Reilly said. “It’s totally obscene, totally inappropriate. All I want to do is repeat that Eminem means nothing,” he added. “The video means nothing. It’s played for kids that are confused.”

Lindsay Lohan – “Where’s my vodka?”

Ok so Lohan’s reaction was more of guess.

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Jessica Simpson Dropped From Record Label – UPDATED

April 7, 2009 By Cara Harrington 2 Comments

Oooo…I bet Creepy PePaw Joe is going to start passing the basket to save Jessica Simpson’s career. Rumor has it that the witless wonder is getting the axe. Nashville Gab reported the beginning of the rumor.

After a string of flubbed live performances and a failing venture into country music, Simpson is being dropped from Sony BMG Nashville. She was touring with Rascal Flatts and forgot the words to many of her own songs and embarrassed herself on more than one occasion. Simpson has also had to restart several of her songs and lamented to concert goers about the band constantly having to save her. Joe Galante, head of Sony Nashville, is reportedly fed up and give her an ultimatum back in December. Shape up or ship out.

The searching eyes over at Country Music Tattle Tale noticed that her name is no longer on the artists list on the sites of Columbia Nashville or Sony Music Nashville. The sites have also been purged of anything Jessica related. Photos, press releases and her profile are noticeably absent.

This is just a rumor at this point, but I am sure a spin doctor is tirelessly working on a statement Jess will screw up later and will go something like:

Hey Y’all,

I have decided to take a break from the country music busi…bus…i…ness…bus…wait I have decided to take a break from the bus? What is that word? Oh, I will just do it myself. I have decided to take a break from doing my twang singing. Instead I want to go start a duck farm because baby ducks are the cutest. By then I am hoping Tony will have finally decided to marry me and then I plan to crank out a cook book that will be centered around cooking with Velveeta and beef jerky.

Peace, Love and Processed Cheese!
Jess

Poor girl. Lets hope that weave line she is cranked out will pay the bills for awhile.

UPDATE – It’s confirmed Jessica Simpson was indeed dropped. She is still with Epic, but her country music career is over. Her rep confirmed to Us Weekly:

“She was on loan to Sony Nashville for her country album. She is and has always been an Epic artist,” her rep adds. “She continues to be on Epic’s label.”

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Tony Romo Cheated on Jessica Simpson

January 28, 2009 By Cara Harrington 1 Comment

Don’t you just love Star magazine. The February 9th issue has claimed that Dallas Cowboys quarterback, Tony Romo, cheated on Jessica Simpson….“IN HER OWN BED!” Dun…dun dahhhhhh! Of course he is nailing other hood rats. As soon as she hits the road he calls up Carrie Underwood to talk about “Twilight” and “Grey’s Anatomy.”

According to the latest rumor, Romo hosted a party after Simpson left town on January 16th. He used her digs to host an after party, party.

Via Star:

“The very night Jessica left town, Tony hit an invitation-only opening of Los Angeles hot-spot My House with a posse that included Laguna Beach’s Stephen Colletti and Entourage star Kevin Connolly. To keep the fun going, he invited a group of revelers “back to my place,” the onlooker tells Star. But when people arrived at the two-story country cottage-style home off Coldwater Canyon in Beverly Hills, it soon became obvious that “his place” belonged to his unsuspecting — and absent — girlfriend, Jessica.”

The torrid tale also states that while his entourage of Z-list stars where kicking it downstairs, he took some brunette up to Jess’ room and sweet greasy love.

“Everyone was talking about it downstairs,” dishes the source. “The girls were saying it was so wrong and shady of Tony to cheat on Jessica — especially in her place! I just can’t believe he would hook up with another woman at his own girlfriend’s house.”

After nailing his conquest he rejoined the downstairs soirée. The “source” also mentioned that he had a good laugh about it with the guys. It’s was like “Bromance” but with less crying.

Is it just me or does he look like he’d smell weird. Like a hamster cage or Bengay and Doritos….

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