Back in October a rough version of Britney Spears’ video for ‘Gimme More’ was bootlegged to the net. We got an eyeful of Britney’s boobage and a flower painted nipples. Now the official “original” version of this mess has hit the internet…
Lady Gaga’s Topless ‘Born This Way’ Cover – SEE IT HERE
February 9, 2011 By Leave a Comment
Lady Gaga Tweeted the CD cover art for her much anticipated ‘Born This Way’ album. The songstress in topless for the cover art while sporting some alien-esque qualities. Thoughts?
You can Click HERE for Gaga’s Born This Way Lyrics or Click HERE for Elton’s John’s opinion on her album…
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Mario Lopez Gun Show
September 18, 2009 By 1 Comment
I love a good Gun Show especially on a Friday. Of course, hot, shirtless male celebrities are good any day of the week. Mario Lopez is the latest to go shirtless and show off his taught rippley-ness. He ran a triathlon in Miami and I am sure you don’t really care why.
Keep your eyes peeled for a Gun Show Contest coming soon!
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Images Via: wenn.com
Rihanna Goes Topless for Italian Vogue -Photos
September 3, 2009 By 2 Comments
Rihanna clearly has no worries about her body! Wearing nothing but a pair of panties and a couture coat, Princess RiRi has bared all for the September issue of the magazine “Italian Vogue,” likely to leave her fans speechless. Rihanna worked with famous photographer Steven Klein for the shoot, which shows the singer posing in various outfits. The pictures everyone is talking about include one picture her wearing just a thong and opened coat exposing her breasts, although her nipples are covered by patches. Gotta keep it clean for the kiddos!
On the cover, she appears in a Valentino dress carrying a bucket and tossing the water out. This is no doubt to be another sell out magazine for Italian Vogue to add to the list, having to reprint their All-Black Issue last year after it sold out on stands worldwide. Other photos of Rihanna appearing in the magazine show her wearing a Madonna-like conical bra in one photo, and kinky black latex-looking ensemble in another. Although most of the photographs are taken as black and white, there is one color photo which features Rihanna wearing a turquoise dress and boots.
Rihanna sure knows how to show ex-boyfriend Chris Brown what he’s missing out on. But we get it girl. You’re edgy. Got it.
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Images Via: RihannaDaily.com
Ryan Kwanten Gun Show
August 18, 2009 By Leave a Comment
Ryan Kwanten is the resident eye candy on “True Blood” and is our current gun show contestant. The 32 year old was born in Australian and you might recognize him from the short lived series “Summerland.”
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Rob Pattinson Faked His Abs for ‘New Moon’
June 22, 2009 By 4 Comments
I fear for my life for speaking ill of Pattinson. I believe it is being added to the commandments…”Thou shalt not speaketh ill of the Sparklepants.”
After the photos of Robert Pattinson shirtless for his role in “New Moon” surfaced, the hearts of tweens everywhere went squee! I hate to rain on other people’s parade, but it is being stated that Pattinson’s toned ab muscles were fake.
Via MTV UK:
“Rob had a team of makeup artists working on his stomach to make it appear as if he had a six pack” one claimed. Rob is definitely not that in shape,’ says the source. ‘He hates the gym and will never really be a muscle man! They used all the tricks – including liquid body paint, shading, and airbrushing to make his torso look toned and whenever they stopped filming, Rob would duck back insider to get touched up by the makeup team.”
I am hoping that this is a filthy and jealous lie told by some extra out to dethrone Sparklepants.
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Carrie Prejean Topless Joins Michael Phelps Hook Up Photos
May 12, 2009 By Leave a Comment
This keeps getting better. Carrie Prejean, homophobic hypocrite extraordinaire, has more topless photos of herself floating around. These were dug up by the ever watchful TMZ and feature a frontal shot of the walking pageant pr nightmare including a nipple shot. Miss California appears to have a vault of revealing photos.
Another story floating around is that Miss California hooked up with Olympic man whore, Michael Phelps. She and the man-dolphin met in Vegas and failed to keep it there. They reportedly hooked up again after their Vegas meet up in his home state.
Sluts I can hang with. Sluts that hate on the gays are what I can’t stand. It gives us hoes tarts a bad name.
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Images Via: The Dirty, TMZ
Jessica Biel Got Naked for Nothing
April 27, 2009 By Leave a Comment
Aww…Poor Jessica Biel won’t be getting an Oscar for taking her top off.
Biel’s latest film, “Powder Blue,” isn’t going to be her money making and noteworthy movie. She pulled a Lindsay Lohan and went straight to DVD. Her stripping efforts are going unrewarded and she will have to find something else to make her the next Julia Roberts.
The film features the girlfriend of Justin Timberlake nude and stripping for her supper. It also has a semi-decent D-list cast consisting Ray Liotta, Kris Kristofferson, Forest Whitaker and Lisa Kudrow, but still didn’t garner a spot for a theatrical release. It will hit the clearance bin at Big Lots in June.
Page Six also notes that she hasn’t appeared on the silver screen for nearly 2 years. She is due to return in a limited release film, “Easy Virtue,” in May. However, Jess still has “Nailed” which co-stars Jake Gyllenhaal and will hit theaters this summer.
Ouch. Being that the photos of her naked are already online I am not surprised it’s headed straight to DVD. The only attraction the film had going for it was dudes and bi-curious women heading out to see her nudeness. It’s like loosing the element of surprise.
The Slightly NSFW Photos of Biel Nude in Powder are After the Cut. Click “Read More…”
Gwyneth Paltrow Topless – Photos
January 21, 2009 By 1 Comment
Before he became the newest rap sensation, Joaquin Pheonix was just another working actor. His next film “Two Lovers,” which is due out in March, pairs the Grizzlie Adams look-a-like with everyone’s favorite American yawn, I mean actress, Gwyneth Paltrow.
In the movie, Joaquin’s character Leonard moves in with his parents and then spends his time peeping on an all too willing Paltrow who lives nearby. The controversy, if you can call it that, surrounding this movie is that Gwynnie Pooh exposes her bosom during a phone sex scene with Phoenix. Ooohhh! How naughty.
Via The Sun:
“[Gwyneth’s character] attempts to lure Leonard with some saucy antics, including phone sex and another scene of red hot bedroom action.”
Wait a second!! Phone sex? Red hot bedroom action? Gwyneth Paltrow’s boob? I suddenly feel like I am back in college. Honestly, Paltrow’s boobs are so ten years ago. I guess I should count my blessings; there is no mention of Joaquin Phoenix being topless in the film.
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Jennifer Aniston Topless Calendar Photos
December 5, 2008 By 1 Comment
So Jennifer Aniston is all about trying to out-sexy Angelina Jolie and her voodoo vag. In her new 2009 calendar she poses in skimpy tops and dressed in mens clothing. She also stands under a waterfall in a skimpy shirt that is soaked to the point of nudity.
Aniston recently made a stir in the gossip world after calling Jolie “uncool” during and interview with Vogue. Subsequently she was labeled uncool for not having the lady version of testicular fortitude to say what she really felt. So when she sat down with Entertainment Weekly she finally should some signs of anger. Of course she attacked the press for constantly reporting baby rumors.
“It’s the boy who cried wolf. Stop stealing my thunder, motherf***ers.”
Don’t worry. You can still crash Brad Pitt and Angie’s next red carpet event. Running up and down the carpet with a ultra sound photo a couple of little kids you paid to pretend to be your adoptive Cambodian children. I’ll let you have that.
Images Via: WENN
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