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It’s going to be a short book. How many pages can Yoo-hoo, coke and cigarettes take up?

Model and blow-ho extraordinaire, Kate Moss, is writing a cook book. Even better it is rumored to be filled with Jewish recipes. Thanks to the influence of her friend, Stasha Palos, Kate has been inspired to attempt to cook and because she is rich and famous this somehow entitles her to a book deal.

Via the Mirror:

“Kate recently cooked Jamie a slap-up Jewish meal following kosher techniques from Stasha. She loves her easy-to-follow recipes. It’s all she’s been taking about. Stasha is due to release her book this year and Kate has been testing out the recipes. Her friend Davinia Taylor has been helping and Kate is always on the phone to her pals for tips.”

I don’t know…is cocaine kosher?

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Christina Aguilera Topshop Clothing Line

If you were feeling like the world just didn’t have enough lame skinny pants in the world, you can now rest easy. Christina Aguilera will be coming to the rescue and cranking out her own fashion line.

With the help of Topshop, the U.K. based fashion house, a line will soon be outselling Kate Moss’s collection. The creator of Topshop, Sir Phillip Green, has been making efforts to secure Christina’s line in a million dollar deal. The idea is to “appeal to a younger crowd” than the veteran super model.

“Sir Philip has started talks with Christina and hopes to sign a deal soon. She has visited his offices in London and they are thrashing out the details,” says a source.

“Philip loves her style and believes she would add something new to Topshop. Christina is the blonde bombshell who is into pop whereas Kate is the rock chick and model.”

Ahhh, yes. Topshop featuring Aguilera’s idea of style. Home of the tacky, where camel toe’s are bountiful and gaudy plastic belts adore every outfit. Peg Bundy would be in heaven. Why, oh why does everyone with a stylist feel the need to crank out $20 scarves and silk screen printed t-shirts? That’s like saying….oh… I put a band aid on my finger after cutting myself so now I’m a brain surgeon. Sign me up for “Grey’s Anatomy” while we’re at it.