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Jaws is going to have to get a job as the new Land Shark on SNL because Universal Studios in Orlando Florida is closing the best ride with the worst effects ever. That shark was about as convincing as a budget grocery store Santa Claus, but it will forever remain in my heart as one of the best rides. Regardless of its awesomeness, it will close on January 2nd.
Details magazine “scored” an interview with Shia LaBeouf just in time to pimp the Transformers: Dark of the Moon. (And by scored I mean “drew the short straw.”)
The mag dubs him “Hollywood’s Last Bad Boy” and I think it’s a typo, but the thought of some drunken punk harassing Walgreens security or beating on a Taco Bell employee who was rude and being labeled as “bad boy” sends my eyes rolling like a zig zag at Willie Nelson dinner party.
Among the plethora of Super Bowl Ads this year there were several movie trailers that made their debut. ‘Transformers 3’ AKA ‘Transformers: Dark of the Moon’ was one of the more anticipated trailers mixing with ‘Captain America’ (Click HERE for that…) and ‘Pirates of the Caribbean: 4’ (Click HERE for that…)
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The lady parts version of Kid Rock has been officially axed from the third installment of the alien robot thriller. (Translation: Megan Fox will NOT be in Transformers 3.) Paramount has confirmed that her option to remain in the films wasn’t picked up. Deadline broke the news that Megan Fox was fired from Transformers 3:
“I’ve just learned that Paramount won’t be picking up Megan Fox’s option on Transformers 3 — and that it was “ultimately” director Michael Bay’s decision. (So he gets his revenge for her remark comparing him to “Hitler”.) Right now Bay and writer Ehren Kruger et al are finishing up the script for the threequel and “giving Shia a new love interest makes more sense for the story,” an insider tells me. Bay will start casting immediately for the new female co-star.”
In case you don’t remember the how the bitch factor in this game, here is a quick recap… Whorey McWonkThumb is a pro at biting the hand that feeds. After “Transformers” director Michael Bay plucked her from the trailer park, she repaid him by calling him Hitler in an interview because he made her go look at pyramids while filming instead of letting her sit around creating more verbal gems like: “Zac Efro is the next Elizabeth Taylor” or “I think I could survive a week without eating,” and my personal favorite “Restaurant forks…Putting my mouth where a million other mouths have been, just knowing all the bacteria that you carry in your mouth? Ucch!”
Since then the war between Bay and Fox continued to simmer on the back burner. Finally, Michael and Paramount sprayed Bitch-Be-Gone around the set and are writing Megan’s character out and bringing a new love interest for Shia LaBeouf’s character. Bar Refaeli (Leonardo DiCaprio’s girlfriend), Miranda Kerr (Orlando Bloom’s lady) and Brooklyn Decker were brought in to audition for the opening. However, the role is up for grabs by half the women in Hollywood. Gemma Arterton is supposedly in the front of the pack.
Meanwhile over at Mount Verbal Diarrhea, Fox and her team have cooked up the story that it was her choice to leave. We all laugh and shift awkwardly in our seats as everyone knows that is complete crap. Michael Bay had the final decision from the start, but we can all patronize her. I mean she is now facing the road of irrelevancy and the least we can do is give her a smile and a thanks for your amusing anecdotes, but you have been exiled to Douche Island. (John Mayer is the President. You will receive your blue tooth and welcome guide within a week.)
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It’s going to take a lot more than a simple denial from Josh Duhamel to make this stripper/cheating story go away! Nicole Forrester reportedly passed a test that was conducted by polygraph expert Kenneth E. Blackstone regarding her claims of their alleged fling. Blackstone went on to say that she was telling the truth when asked if she had sex with the actor. Forrester shared all the dirty details with an Atlanta radio station Monday morning, including her claim that they “did hook up and had lots of sex” and had a “really, really good time.” The interview was later taken off the station’s website following a cease and desist letter from Duhamel’s attorney, but they found loose-lipped Nicole’s story and the polygraph credible – so back up it went.
Per Huffington Post:
“The next morning, when I left, you know, he kissed me on the cheek, really sweet guy. I’m not lying about anything, and he’s just as guilty as I am.”
Forresters attorney Romin Alavi says that his client didn’t go to the National Enquirer with the story of her passionate night with Josh. Instead, they came looking for her.
Per Us:
“Josh bragged about what happened on the set of his movie [Life As We Know It], and someone called the Enquirer with the tip,” Alavi tells Us Weekly. “The Enquirer then came to Nicole.”
Unfortunately for Duhamel, more women are coming out of the woodwork claiming that they got it on with the actor, too. On Oct. 30, a woman named Serena called in to San Francisco’s JV on Wild 94.9 radio show to say that when a recently engaged Josh was filming the “Transformers” sequel at a New Mexico Air Force base in 2008, he slept with her best friend who was stationed there.
“She also said she knew two other people whom he hooked up with,” the program’s producer, Jon Manuel, tells Us Weekly.
Duhamels lawyer has of course denied these claims, and it seems like Fergie is standing firmly by her man for now. The ‘smile-for-the-press-so-we-look-happy’ couple were seen out on a dinner date in Atlanta the other night at Chops restaurant, which ironically is located next door to the St. Regis Hotel, where the stripper claims her rendezvous with Josh took place. I can totally buy the fact that a tv star and especially one as good looking as Josh would sleep with a stripper, but not one as old and ugly as her. I call total BS on this story. You say you got evidence? Did he leave a signed bottle of Pantene Pro-V Volume Mousse for Hair Volume & Lift behind? Or perhaps
Quotables:
Dlisted - “Josh should have at least made Nicole swear on a pair of exquisite lucite heels that she would never utter a word.”
Celebitchy - “Fergie just gave a one-sentence denial to Entertainment Tonight about the stripper stuff. She says: “”These allegations are nonsense.” That’s it? No humming of “Stand By Your Man”? Hmm…”
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According to the crew of “Transformers,” Megan Fox is better off a porn star. In a scathing letter the “Loyal Transformers Crew” fired back at the actress, they call her “dumb as rock” and called her acting “cringe-able.”
“When facing the press, Megan is the queen of talking trailer trash and posing like a porn star. And yes we’ve had the unbearable time of watching her try to act on set, and yes, it’s very cringe-able. So maybe, being a porn star in the future might be a good career option. But make-up beware, she has a paragraph tattooed to her backside (probably due her rotten childhood) easily another 45 minutes in the chair!”
The irate crew felt compelled to call out Fox after she equated Michael Bay to Hitler in an interview with Wonderland magazine. The infamous and respected director has many loyal friends in the biz and was a terrible move on her part to bite the hand that feeds her. Bay literally pulled her from the trailer park and put her career into motion, the letter points out.
“So when the three of us caught wind of Ms Fox, pontificating yet again in some publication (like she actually has something interesting to say) blabbing her trash mouth about a director whom we three have grown to really like. She compared working with Michael, to “working with Hitler”. We actually don’t think she knows who Hitler is by the way. But we wondered how she doesn’t realize what a disgusting, fully uneducated comment this was? Well, here let’s get some facts straight.”
The letter was posted to Michael Bay’s website, but has since been removed and the site temporarily down. The full letter is after the cut do to it’s length, but totally worth the read!
Egads. I guess she would be better off a porn star. She has the rare talent of screwing herself by opening her mouth.
To Read the Entire Megan Fox is Dumb Ho Letter Click “Read More…”
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After showing up at the MTV Movie Awards doing her best impression of an oil slick, “Transformers” actress Megan Fox is now joining the ranks of other Hollywood types by declaring her love for marijuana.
While doing an interview for British GQ Magazine, Fox admitted her adoration for the drug and her wish for its potential legalization.
Via StyleCrave:
“I can’t tell you how much bulls**t I’ve been through because I will openly say that I smoke weed. People look at it like it’s this crazy, hippy, f**ked-up thing to do. And it’s not. I hope they legalize it. And when they do, I’ll be the first person in line to buy my pack of joints.”
You’re right Megan. It’s not a hippy-thing to do, it’s more of a “Someone who thinks weed will be sold in packs,” kind of thing to do.
Fox however, will not have to worry about her remarks offending everyone. Celebstoner will now likely add her going to the ranks of Top Celebstoners along side Seth Rogan, Cheech Marin and Kristen Stewart.
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