Nicole Richie Doesn’t Want to Get Married Any Time Soon – Video

The slightly classier one from “Simple Life” was on “Larry King Live” talking about being a mother, outgrowing her drug addictions and her second pregnancy.

Nicole Richie channeled her best Anne Hathaway and sounded somewhat intelligent while chatting with Larry King. She also brought her daughter, Harlow, on the show. They strayed into the topic of what the gender of their still incubating baby.

Larry King: You don’t know yet if she’s going to have brother or a sister?
Nicole Richie: I don’t yet. We didn’t find out with her either.
King: You didn’t find out?
Nicole: No. I like the surprise.

Larry also asked about any plans she has to marry Joel Madden. Several times in the past these two were rumored to be planning a wedding and finally ready to exchange vows. Nicole quickly debunked that explaining they are just focused on their family.

“That is definitely a dream of mine one day. Right now we’re really, really focused on our family, we’re focused on our foundation. As far as feeling that need of commitment…we both really have that in each other.”

She also revealed recently that she and Joel are hoping for a boy. Her choice in names would be Baron, Kypher or Martavious. I guess when you are rich you can name your kid Kick Me and get away with it.

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‘My Name is Earl’ Cancelled, Fall TV Renewed and Cancelled Cheat Sheet

Ethan Suplee has confirmed that NBC has pulled the plug on “My Name is Earl.” The status of the sitcom has been up in the air for most of the season. Suplee, Earl’s tv brother and sidekick Randy, made the announcement via his Twitter.

“Just got the call that My Name Is Earl has been canceled,” he wrote. “They sure did take their time with that decision — or rather informing us of it.”

However, Earl fans (like myself, it reminds me of home) may not be dead so don’t throw out your “I *Heart* Randy” t-shirts just yet. Fox and ABC have been discussing taking the show off NBC’s hands. This isn’t the only show getting the axe. The lovely and Smurfy Ausiello has a cheat sheet with the current status of your favorite shows.

ABC
The Bachelor: Already renewed.
Better Off Ted: Now officially renewed.
Brothers & Sisters: Already renewed.
Castle: Now officially renewed.
Cupid: It’s a goner. Now officially canceled.
Dancing with the Stars: Already renewed.
Desperate Housewives: Already renewed.
Dirty Sexy Money: Officially canceled.
Eli Stone: Officially canceled.
Grey’s Anatomy: Already renewed.
In the Motherhood: Officially canceled.
Lost: Already renewed.
Private Practice: Already renewed.
Pushing Daisies: Officially canceled.
Samantha Who?: Now officially canceled.
Scrubs: Now officially renewed.
Supernanny: Already renewed.
Surviving Suburbia: A long shot.
Ugly Betty: Already renewed.
The Unusuals: Now officially canceled.
Wife Swap: Already renewed.

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Anna Sui Designs ‘Gossip Girls’ Line for Target

Ok…so I admit that I am not a Gossip Girl fan and could only stand 3.7 minutes before thinking, “I’m not getting paid to watch this shiz. Ooo! Jimmy Johns is still open!” However, I dig the name Serena van der Woodsen as I was once branded with the name Anabelle Beaverhausen. (Long story on that one kittens.)

Regardless, the show has a following and apparently Anna Sui is a fan. The designer is creating a line for Target that encompasses the style of the show. September 13 through October 17th a select 250 Target stores will feature the collection.

Via WWD:

“I have always been a fan of designer partnerships with mass retailers,” said Sui. “I think it is a great way to bring fashion to everyone. I love Go International and was intrigued with Target’s new take on designer partnerships. It’s a fresh approach. I was able to select a muse or source of creative inspiration to focus the collection around.”

Sui is known for producing fashion collections that are more accessible to the everyday woman on the street. So I am predicting this will be a wise venture.

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NBC’s TV Line Up Update

It looks like fans of the show “Life” will have to start a petition. Ausiello reported from the NBC Presentation to fate of many of the network’s line up.

Peacock co-chairman Ben Silverman confirmed that Life will not go on.

• As I reported earlier today, the fates of Medium, My Name is Earl, Chuck, and Law & Order will be decided on or before May 19.

• If Chuck is renewed, it probably won’t be returning to Mondays. Silverman said HeroesParenthood)

• NBC is prepared to move forward with Law & Order: SVU with or without Chris Meloni and Mariska Hargitay. “There’s an offer on the table,” said co-chair Marc Graboff, cryptically.

• Special guests included Amy Poehler (wearing a swine flu mask) and Donald Trump (wearing his soggy raincoat).

I am still holding a candle light vigil for “The Black Donnellys” returning. Tommy was the shiz. What? You don’t remember the awesomeness of Tommy Donnelly? You are about to be schooled.

Snow Patrol – Open your Eyes (The Black Donnellys)

(Tommy and one of his 4 brothers go to confront the head of Italians to try and save his oldest brother Jimmy. He kills both heads the feuding Italians and Irish and subsequently becomes the new target for both sides. )

Kal Penn (Kutner) Leaves ‘House’ for the White House

So I don’t typically touch base on my adoration for the best show currently on tv right now, but “House” is my crack and may or may not have a Hugh Laurie fetish. Moving along….SPOILER ALERT! If you are a “House” fan and haven’t seen last night’s episode STOP here

Last night we were treated to a turn events that has been a brewing rumor all year. The suicide watch had theorized that 13, played by the stunning Olivia Wilde, would be the one to kill herself. Last night that theory was shot to hell. Loveable and underrated Kutner was the one commit suicide.

It’s a permanent loss to the show. Unfortunately it’s not one of House’s bad dreams or a drug induced hallucination. Kal Penn has left the show. Strike that, he has left the acting field completely. He told Ausiello of his departure from film and tv is due to his desire to do something else. His ‘something else’ is working at the White House. No joke kids.

“I was incredibly honored a couple of months ago to get the opportunity to go work in the White House. I got to know the President and some of the staff during the campaign and had expressed interest in working there, so I’m going to be the associate director in the White House office of public liaison. They do outreach with the American public and with different organizations. They’re basically the front door of the White House. They take out all of the red tape that falls between the general public and the White House. It’s similar to what I was doing on the campaign.”

Sad to see him go but it was a delicious ending for his character. This is why I adore the show. Coming up on “House”….Cameron and Chase break up and according to Ausiello there is a “twist” after the two split. In previews for future episodes Cuddy confronts Cameron and point blank asks her if she is in love with House.

Ooooo….ahhh! Knowing this show, she and 13 will be having a sexual tryst resulting in a turkey baster baby. Doubtful, but one can only hope.

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Michelle Obama Invited to ‘30 Rock’

Alec Baldwin wants himself a piece of the Presidential Power Couple. The Baldwin Brother is after Michelle Obama. He told the gossip purveyors over at Hollyscoop that he’d love to have The First Lady on “30 Rock.”

“I would like Michelle Obama on 30 Rock. The President is on TV every day, all day. So we want to get something different.”

He also teased about a romantic plotline….

“I think my character falls in love with Michelle Obama, of course.” He jokingly added, “You know, if it doesn’t work out with Barack …”

I would love to see this happen. It would totally kick Jennifer Aniston’s guest star episode’s ass. (Provided episodes have buttocks.)

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Project Runway Returns!

Let choirs of angels rejoice! The fashion heavens have parted the sea of legal battles and a ray of sun hath risen “Project Runway.” Birds are singing in jubilation, children are parading in the streets singing of the return of Tim Gunn and Heidi Klum.

Bravo and Lifetime have been battling over reality hit, “Project Runway.” Finally, all regards to the fate of the show have been legally settled and will return to tv. People has confirmed the final season, which has already been shot with a finale filmed at New York Fashion Week last month, will make it air this summer.

Sadly, the show will not return to it’s original home. Lifetime won the rights and everything will move from New York to Los Angeles. The reigning judges panel will remain with Heidi Klum, Michael Kors and Nina Garcia. Tim will also be there to mentor and guide the rising designers. (Yay for me. I can stalk Tim Gunn better this way. Er…I mean worship from afar.)

The show has gathered a celebrity following. Last season we were treated to a few guest judges that ranged from L.L. Cool J to Natalie Portman. Jennifer Lopez was due to be a final judge, but backed out last minute because she stubbed her toe…had the trots or something ridiculous like that. Season 6 will feature Christina Aguilera, Eva Longoria Parker and Rebecca Romijn. (I am hoping Eva is also stricken with a wicked toe stubbing and will be forced to be replaced.)

Bravo is replacing their fashion reality jewel with another style challenging show. The creative title for the replace is called, “The Fashion Show.” This sounds like an disaster waiting to happen. Isaac Mizrahi, who owes me $39.95 for some bed sheets that lasted 2 months, is joining forces with Kelly Rowland. I can just picture Kelly trying to work it like Heidi and treated the eliminated guest to her rendition of ’N Sync’s “Bye, Bye, Bye” while Isaac dances in the background.

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Izzie-Gate Continues on ‘Grey’s Anatomy’

The never ending slew of rumors surrounding the characters of Izzie Stevens and George O’Malley continues.

Katherine Heigl is off the show one day and back the next. Today she is back despite the uncertainty of her character’s fate. Even Heigl claims she doesn’t know if Izzie lives or dies from stage 4 cancer. However, it seems she might have realized her behavior will cost her. She doesn’t have a plethora of silver screen options. She currently has on 2 other projects aside from Grey’s. So perhaps she has had a change of heart…

Via Yahoo:

“I was assuming that [my character's days were numbered] at one point and I got a lot of shrugged shoulders and shakes of the head, so I don’t know if that’s a yes or a no. No one will tell me and I don’t know how this is going to go. I don’t know if I live or die. I don’t know how Izzie fares.”

“I’m there” if Izzie remains part of “Grey’s Anatomy,” Heigl said. She called the set “one of my favorite places to be” and said her colleagues are also friends.”

Scads of stories and co-stars blabbing about the departure of both Katherine Heigl and T.R. Knight have taken precedent over the show. ‘Grey’s Anatomy’ has turned from one the better shows on tv that combined 60% doctor drama and 40% comedic entertainment. It has now become 95% bitchy divas and 5% gloom and doom.

Can the show be saved? Some changes would have to occur.

1. Return of “The Nazi” and her backbone. Miranda has suddenly become a weepy squishy character who we can no longer depend on.

2. Get rid of Derek and his God complex. McDreamy has become McWeiner-Diva. Seriously… “I need you to play God Derek!” What a load of corny crap. Dr. Shepard has grown a Kanye West sized ego. Let’s dial down from being the Jesus of surgery.

3. Where is the fun factor? There are some potentials with McSteamy and Little Grey. When she broke his “bone” I was elated with the return of that gumption the show once boasted.

4. For the love of good tv… kill off Izzie. Pull the plug on this self centered Mariah Carey of tv.

Lindsay Lohan Goes Straight to Cable and It’s Your Fault

Lindsay Lohan is having a hard time with work lately. She has been advertising the fact that she is having a hard time with finding people to pay her to show up late and diva out.

Recently she did a crap campaign Fornarnia and her latest flick, “Labor Pains” is going straight to tv. Ouch. No DVD release circa the Olsen twins. The film will be hitting ABC Family in July of this summer. According to Access Hollywood, she is also rumored to be involved in another doomed project. Lohan is joining forces with Mariah’s bitch, Nick Cannon, to play a in a romantic comedy about a girl struggling to make it in the fashion world. She gets set up with Nick who plays a blind guy. Yeah…that’s going totally going to be fresh material that will no doubt launch her back into the game. *Please note sarcasm.*

Her career pitfalls are apparently our fault too. Lindsay whined to E News that her personal life being aired out is preventing her from landing a “great role.”

“If people would just leave my personal life alone – because it’s really not that interesting – then I could land a great role. But all the sicko fans and the noise is so distracting.”

Yup. That’s it. Because when you are snorting blow from some model’s belly button and pretending to be a lesbian so you have a meth fund isn’t the problem. Nope. It’s the “sicko fans” who still fish your movies from the Dollar Tree clearance bin and still find you somehow relevant. Get your “Will Work For Extensions and Coke” sign ready. You’re gonna need it honey.

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Calista Flockhart ‘Clip’ Issue on Jimmy Kimmel – Video

Last night the newly engaged Calista Flockhart showed up on Jimmy Kimmel to promote her show, “Brothers and Sisters.” While getting ready to role the clip Jimmy asked her to set up the “clit” in an accidental flub. After his Freudian slip of the tongue, he was completely embarrassed and hid under his desk.

This is why I love tv.