So who’s next to walk down the aisle? One hilarious story making the rounds across the internet says it’s Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, who are supposedly planning a secret voodoo wedding in New Orleans. Stewart allegedly wants her marriage to Sparklepants to be performed by a voodoo priestess with the pair swapping love tokens instead of rings, and also getting matching tiny anchor tattoos to symbolize that they are ‘grounded and will hold on to each other.’
The couple reportedly wants it to keep it hush-hush, with no media attention – and that’s why they will not exchange rings, instead opting for the matching tattoos on their hips as a sign of love and commitment. Somehow, I have an easier time believing that vampires really do exist, and they really do sparkle in the sun. But before you twi-hards get your panties in a bunch, take a deep breath and read below.
Per Gossip Cop:
A source close to the couple laughingly tells us that there are no plans for a wedding (of any kind).
You can put the pitchforks away now, girls. The only wedding bells these two will be hearing will be for Bella and Edward in ‘Breaking Dawn.’
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