Brad Pitt And Jennifer Aniston Back Together?!?

It just wouldn’t be Wednesday is we didn’t have yet another report that Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt are getting back together. Sigh. So boring. So 2005.

In Touch Weekly has scored the golden cover story this week. The mag is reporting that Pitt and Aniston met up on the night of April 23 at an “intimate location”. I never thought of the 405 rest stop as intimate, but to each her own.

To top this off, the magazine also has a photo showing that Aniston and Pitt were spotted wearing the same necklace. Oh, the scandal.

This also comes just a day after reports were made that Aniston’s BFF Courtney Cox-Arquette and her husband what’s his face, were spotted talking to Pitt. Perhaps she asked him where he got his necklace.

Via Perez Hilton:

“Instead of ignoring him, Courteney chatted away with Brad all night. The three were in great spirits and seemed really happy to see each other, reported the snitch.”

I am sorry kids, but I am pretty sure Saint Angelina has a tether strapped to Brad’s ankle at this point. Anytime he gets within a hundred feet of Aniston it sends an electric shock through his body. This must explain that annoyed look Pitt had on his face through most of the Oscars.

Let’s take an informal poll, shall we? Tomorrow Brangelina will emerge from hiding together with how many of their kids? Maddox, Pax, and Z are pretty much givens at this point. Shiloh, likely. But what about the twins? They’ll be all smiles pushing the kids on a swing at a park or at a museum somewhere. Bet.

Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick Impregnated Someone

Don’t you just love scandal? Too bad there is none in this story. Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick are expecting twins.

Of course Sarah Jessica isn’t knocked up. When you are rich people do that for you. A surrogate was called in to carry the babies on behalf of the couple. A rep confirmed that SJP and Matty Cakes are having twin girls.

Via People:

“[They are] happily anticipating the birth of their twin daughters later this summer with the generous help of a surrogate. The entire family is overjoyed.”

No official word on why they opted for a surrogate. I am guessing at their age pregnancy comes with more risks. Parker is 44 and Broderick is 47. This pregnancy announcement follows reports that Matt has been tapping some strange on a regular basis (see that story by clicking HERE.) Regardless, they have been trying to conceive.

Per EW:

“They had a lot of unsuccessful tries,” says the friend. “They came to the conclusion that this was going to be the best alternative for expanding their family.” The couple turned to a surrogate — whose name and place of residence have not been disclosed — last year. “They’re over the moon and excited as any prospective parents would be,” says the friend. “Their life is about to get a lot busier.”

The Brodericks share a son, James Wilke, who is 6 years old. They have been trying for nearly two years. Recently they stepped out in a show of unity and SJP couldn’t keep her hands off Matty, while he looked like he was searching for an exit and giving the camera his “HELP ME” eyes.

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Jenna Jameson, Carson Daly and Charlie Sheen Have Babies – UDATED

Wow – was there something in the water?

Adult film star Jenna Jameson and her boyfriend of two years, Tito Ortiz, welcomed twin boys early Monday morning. Jenna’s spokesperson says that mother and both babies are in the pink of health.

Per Us Magazine:

“They’re in very good health,” says her rep. “She’s been taking it easy and even had to be in a wheelchair during one of Tito’s events in Las Vegas,” a source told Us when Jameson was just shy of eight months pregnant. “She’s very excited to be a mom.”

The twins are Jenna and Tito’s first children together. Ortiz has a son from a previous marriage. Jameson herself announced in May of last year that they were trying for a baby and that the good news could be just around the corner. In August of 2008 she excitedly confirmed her pregnancy saying, “I’m so happy!” No word yet on their bundle of joy’s names.

Late night talk show host Carson Daly also became a proud papa this weekend. Daly and his longtime girlfriend Siri Pinter welcomed a boy on Sunday night.

Per People:

“Parents are both ecstatic,” his rep Heather Lylis says. “They have a happy and healthy baby boy.”

Their new son, Jackson James Daly, weighed in at 7 lbs., 8 oz., and is the first child for the couple. They first announced their pending bundle of joy in November.

Two and a Half Men” star Charlie Sheen and his wife Brooke Mueller are the proud parents of twin boys born Saturday night. The boys, named Max and Bob, arrived a few weeks early but are said to be doing great. The boys are the first for the happy couple. Sheen has two daughters with his ex-wife Denise Richards and a 24-year old daughter from a previous marriage.

Congratulations to the happy couples!

UPDATE (From The Dame) -Jenna Jameson’s baby names have been released. Jesse Jameson Ortiz was born weighing 4 lbs, while brother Journey Jett Ortiz weighed 4 lbs, 11 oz.

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Brad Pitt Caught Cheating On Angelina Jolie With Nanny

It seems there is trouble in the un-wedding bliss of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. According to the latest issue of Star Magazine, Papa Pitt was caught pulling a Jude Law (and I am not talking about making a crappy movie). Star’s source claims that Pitt was discovered giving one of his kids’ hot little nannies a rubdown…while she lay on a bed in the room of twins Knox Leon and Vivienne!

Unfortunately for Pitt, he forgot to close the bedroom door. He also seems to have forgotten that his baby-mama, Angelina Jolie was also at home at the time, as she is the one who caught the two!

Via Star:

“[Angelina] completely flipped out. She got right in Brad’s face, screaming at the top of her lungs, and told the nanny to get out of her house and never come back!”

Guess this means one of the other seven nannies is going to pull double-duty until Angie and Brad can find a replacement.

Is it just me, or do you also miss the old Angelina that would have ripped off her shirt, grabbed some knives from the kitchen, and joined in on the fun? The Ange who claimed she was always up for a little competition?

According to Star, Angelina also let Pitt have it by slapping him across his face. Unfortunately, unless she ripped off his shirt to expose the same chest he sported in “Fight Club” after the slap, I am uninterested.

Rebecca Romijn Has Given Birth to Twins! – UPDATED- Baby Names

Howard Stern of all people broke the news this morning that Jerry O’Connell and Rebecca Romijn have had their twin girls. Stern is a friend of these two believe it or not and was given the scoop by Mystique and the guy from “Sliders.”

US Weekly mentioned the two-for-one babies were literally a labor of love. The couple had been trying to conceive but found that they weren’t having any luck. After their unsuccessful attempts they started using the fertility drug, Clomid. A few months later they found that Rebecca was pregnant with twins.

Dolly Rebecca Rose and Charlie Tamara Tulip were born Dec. 28. The family is doing well and are currently at home enjoying their family time.

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Top News Stories of 2008: Miley Cyrus Topless Photos and More

Heath Ledger’s Death

In January of 2008 the world suffered such a great loss. The talent of a bright young star slipped away after Heath Ledger died of an accidental overdose of medication. He left behind a world in mourning for the loss of someone who touched many lives. The star’s untimely demise launched the second installment of Christopher Nolan’s Batman movies into a frenzy. His show stealing performance of the Joker has already scored a Golden Globe nomination.

Miley Cyrus Topless Photos

Miley Cyrus isn’t shy when it comes to cameras. She has numerous “scandalous photos” that she reportedly took with her own cell phone. Then the tween role model appeared topless but covered by a sheet in Vanity Fair. Parents of adoring fans everywhere were furious. The Hannah Montana star issued an apology for the offending photos taken by Annie Leibovitz.

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Triple Murder of Jennifer Hudson’s Family

Jennifer Hudson suffered a devastating huge loss this year. Her mother, brother and nephew were murdered in their home in Chicago. The family is still awaiting to find justice. No one has been convicted of the murders. However, police are convinced they have the killer behind bars. An ex-brother in law is said to be the culprit who selfishly took the lives of three very loved people.

Britney Spears. Period.

Britney Spears started her year in a psychiatric ward after her family committed to an intervention. After loosing custody of her sons and suffering through a breakdown, she ends the year making what is being called the biggest comeback. Her “Circus” album is sitting on top at number one.

Jamie Lynn Spears Gives Birth

The little sister of Britney Spears rocked the controversy cradle with a baby. The 16 year old Jamie Spears gave birth to Maddie Briann on June 19th. The news of the teen mother created an avalanche of outraged parents. Her Nickelodeon show, “Zoey 101” has yet to resume filming thanks to the outpouring of disapproval.

Twilight Mania

Twilight” grossed over $100 million in it’s first week and launched Robert Pattinson into the hearts of girls (and some boys) across the world. Hysteria marked red carpets as teenaged girls camped out for days to catch a glimpse of the guy who played Edward Cullen. (I lovingly call him R.Patz Sparklepants.) However, he is too busy with a love triangle of his own. [Click Here for the details on Robert Pattinson’s girlfriend status.] The his costar, Kristen Stewart, stirred up the press with photos of her smoking pot in broad daylight on her front porch. [Click here for those photos.]

Runners Up

Angelina Jolie “crapped out” twins in July. Vivienne Marcheline and Knox Leon scored the Jolie-Pitt clan a multi-million dollar photo deal for the covers of several magazines.

Madonna and Guy Ritchie Divorce was something that was seen coming from the start of the year. Their bitter split have both camps hurling crass comments. Meanwhile, Madonna has been entertaining Alex Rodriguez. Madge and A-Rod have been having an affair while official divorce proceedings are in the works.

Lindsay Lohan had a great year. She became a lesbian and did her first nude photo shoot. The starlet recreated Marilyn Monroe’s infamous “Last Sitting” photo spread in February for New York Magazine.

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Ricky Martin Twin Boys – Photos

Ricky Martin’s 4 month old twin boys scored the cover of People magazine. Not sure how. I am guessing everyone on the A and B list were busy. His photo barely made the top right sidebar, but still…he is on the cover. Ricky, Valetino and Matteo are front and center on People Espanol. Take that Emilio Esteves!

His adventures in daddy-hood started with a surrogate momma needing some scratch. Bam! 9 months later you have a virginal birth. (Not really. I love “House” though. But you do get a turkey baster baby!)

How hands-on are you as a father?
I don’t have a nanny. I’m doing this on my own because I don’t want to miss a moment. I have a personal assistant who helps me, someone who takes care of me while I’m taking care of them, but I’m the one who changes the diapers, the one that feeds them, the one that bathes them, the one that puts them to sleep. For any parent, the first couple of months tend to get a little bit intense.

Why did you choose to become a parent via surrogate?
Adoption was one option, but it’s complicated and can take a long time. Surrogacy was an intriguing and faster option. I thought, ‘I’m going to jump into this with no fear.’

Tell us about Valetino’s and Matteo’s personalities.
Valentino loves to sleep. I call him ‘Mr. Peace and Love’ because he’s so chill and serene. Matteo is more alert and active. He was up at 3 a.m. the other night and just hanging!

What is your philosophy on raising your sons?
I love to read books to my sons and tell them stories. I play music for them so they develop their own personalities. I want to give them information and raise them with honesty and love, and give them self-esteem and a lot of acceptance.

Those poor kids. Subject to his interpretation of Dora’s Chirstmas sing along.

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