Bill Cosby Dead ?!

Don’t weep into your pudding cups. Bill Cosby is still alive and well.

Another celebrity death hoax has hit thanks to social networks. Yesterday, RIP Bill Nye created a rumor The Science Guy had died. (He too is alive and pissing off creationists. Click HERE for that…) Today, RIP Bill Cosby caused a landslide of tweets repeating and spreading the rumor that the loveable comedian had died. The outpouring of love touched Bill, but he stood by his initial response that the hoax is “foolish” and upsetting.

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Ashton Kutcher Continues War on Good Decisions

Who knew that Twitter would become the verbal weaponry of choice by the special bus version of Charlie Sheen? Ashton Kutcher released more DURRRR on the social networking site supporting Joe Paterno and throwing judgment on Penn State for firing him after he closed his eyes, plugged his ears and hummed the theme from ‘Moonlighting’ while his assistant coach did bad things to children.

“How do you fire Jo Pa? #insult #noclass as a hawkeye fan I find it in poor taste”

Someone then passed Kutcher a memo that Paterno basically let Jerry Sandusky rape boys with a note attached explaining that molestation is not awesome.

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Heavy D Dead at 44

The former front man of Heavy D and The Boyz died yesterday after he collapsed at his Beverly Hills condo.

First details of the 90’s rapper’s death were sketchy. A 911 call reported that D was unconscious in the hall of his home. However, TMZ reports that he was conscious and speaking when help arrived. Unfortunately, Heavy D was pronounced dead after arriving at the hospital.

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Jessica Simpson Confirms She is Pregnant – PHOTO

Jessica Simpson is pregnant. WHAT?! That isn’t an emergency ham shoved in her belt in case famine breaks out?

brand new information!

Jess has finally revealed that she has a baby friend growing in her belly.

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Demi Moore Hints at Ashton Kutcher Cheating/Divorce

Ashton Kutcher has been reportedly touching genitals that don’t belong to his wife Demi Moore. The replacement Charlie Sheen is, once again, allegedly cheating on Demi with some random trick.

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Aflac Fired Gilbert Gottfried After His Japan Jokes Hit Twitter

A devastating 8.9 earthquake rocked Japan on Wednesday. The death toll is insurmountable and has caused a nuclear catastrophe that rivals that of America’s incident with Three Mile Island. People are suffering and dying or mourning the loss of their loved ones. So naturally those tasteless hacks try to make jokes out of it. Beyond the fact that this is a horrible tragedy…none of the jokes are remotely funny or even a tad bit amusing.

Gilbert Gottfried, who voices the Duck mascot for Aflac, took to Twitter to show the world he has the comical talent of box of baking soda.

Aflac immediately hit ALT+ESC+STFU and fired Gottfried

“Gilbert’s recent comments about the crisis in Japan were lacking in humor and certainly do not represent the thoughts and feelings of anyone at Aflac … Aflac will immediately set plans in motion to conduct a nationwide casting call to find a new voice of the iconic Aflac Duck.”

Some think the firing was too much others agree with the insurance agency’s decision while applauding their common decency. One comment I saw supporting the decision to immediately fire him made the point, “Nothing is ever funny about thousands of people dying. People don’t need to lighten up- some jackass’ need to smarten up.”

This isn’t the first time Gilbert joked about a substantial loss of life after a disaster. Three weeks after the Twin Towers came crashing down on September 11th, he joked at the Friars Club Roast of Hugh Hefner that he had tried to get a direct flight to New York “but they said they have to stop at the Empire State Building first.”

50 Cent also proved what an ass he is by trying to be funny. He too took to Twitter to release his “ignorance.”

“Wave will hit 8am them crazy white boys gonna try to go surfing”

“Look this is very serious people I had to evacuate all my hoe’s from LA,Hawaii and Japan. I had to do it. Lol.”

Later he defended his comments stating that he Tweeted the poor attempt at humor for “shock value.”

So what did they really benefit from those tasteless Tweets? Gilbert GottFIRED, no one seemed to find them funny and they look like a classless a-hole. Way to go.

LeAnn Rimes Sexy Santa Pic

If you find LeAnn Rimes sexy, think of this as an early Christmas present. LeAnn tweeted a picture of herself in a skimpy santa suit yesterday.

Nothing says ‘Merry Christmas’ like a Ho-Ho-Home wrecker in a skimpy outfit… Barf.

Click here to see which star recently had a kidney transplant.

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Britney Spears Glee Episode: CONFIRMED

After months of speculation and even some denials, it looks like Britney Spears is going to get her very own ‘Glee’ episode after all! Glee creator Ryan Murphy has confirmed to ET that the show will feature a Britney episode this fall similar to the Madonna one that aired in April.

While there’s no word if the pop princess herself will appear on the hit show, “Glee” creator/writer Ryan Murphy tells ET that the show is currently in the middle of writing a Spears episode.

Madonnas’ episode is what spurred Britney’s manager to rally fans urging them to tweet “#BritneyonGLEE,” which eventually became a ‘trending topic’ on Twitter. ET also notes that Spears will be the focus of only the first of two tribute episodes next season. As for the second tribute, airing after the 2011 Super Bowl, Murphy teased that ET was “‘close’ in guessing Michael Jackson.”

So what exactly will the Britney themed episode entail? Maybe Sue Sylvester singing “Piece of Me?” Quinn Calling out Puck on his “Womanizer” ways? An ensemble of “… Baby One More Time” in proper attire? As long as they spare us Rachel wailing “I’m Not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman,” I’m onboard.

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HollywoodDame Exclusive Interview – Semi Precious Weapons

Voted “Best Band in New York” by readers of the Village Voice last year, Semi Precious Weapons are a band that’s thrilled to say they got to play all-ages gigs at CBGBs, but wouldn’t necessarily feel out of place at the John Varvatos store (which recently took over the lease from the legendary music club).

The band’s not-so-dirty secret, and the reason why the songs are as accomplished and concise as they are bloody and bombastic, is that all four members are whip-sharp musicians. Singer Justin Tranter, bassist Cole Whittle and drummer Dan Crean met when studying music at school in Boston. Introduced through a producer friend, the foursome joined up for good after they met guitarist Stevy Pyne. “We heard him play and were blown away,” says Justin.

A classic rock obsessive, Whittle encouraged Justin to make SPW more grandiose. “We wanted to make filthy party hits; bring the party back to rock’n’roll and back to New York City.” Whittle says. “The songs Justin had already written were great songs, but they didn’t have super-catchy choruses. I kind of thought, let’s write songs that should be on the radio.” Whittle’s new riffs allowed the band to play as hard as they wanted and the lyrics to be as over-the-top as Justin wanted.

Live, Semi Precious Weapons are in a class of their own. The band is known for their energy filled, circus-like live shows. LA Weekly describes SPW as ‘gun-blazing bitch-rock. Weapons are a hybrid of Bowie-esque stage seduction and Sex Pistols-style insolence.’ Bass player Cole Whittle thrashes about stage with his ultimate fighting moves, while drummer Dan Crean fiercely pummels the drums. “Every time Justin sings I can’t pay my rent but I’m f*****g gorgeous, every face in the crowd lights up,” adds Crean. The band has been engaging fans across the country, recently selling out shows at Canada’s NXNE Music Festival. Not to mention the shows in Paris and London where Kate Moss showed up, and The Guardian newspaper called SPW “the most important band in America.”

Part hedonist and part satirist, Justin’s lyrics are both tongue-in-cheek and a sincere expression of his core philosophy. The sentiment of the aforementioned ‘I can’t pay my rent but I’m f*****g gorgeous’ which he sings at the start of “Semi Precious Weapons” has made such an impact on the band’s followers that they now drown him out at the start of every show. ‘Sometimes I bleed because red is a good color for me,’ he sings in “Rock’N’Roll Never Looked So Beautiful,” a slow-burn epic on the order of “November Rain” or “Champagne Supernova.” “If you decide you look amazing, then you are,” he says. “If you say you’re the most beautiful, you are.” Don’t let the clothes or make-up fool you – Justin is neither goth nor emo (nor a drag queen), just a guy who gets along well with his inner glamazon. “People get so upset that we like ourselves,” he says. “They want bands to talk about how tortured they are, and how much fun they’re not having.”

Justin also fills that role by making jewelry, a business that he only started ‘cause the band needed some merch to sell at early gigs. “My mom’s an engagement ring designer, so when it was time to get a day job at 18, a jewelry store is where I went,” he says. “I knew where I could go in the wholesale fashion district to buy pieces to put stuff together.” His necklaces based on the band’s gun and hearts logo quickly blossomed into Fetty Brooklyn, now a three-tiered line (Fetty, Semi Precious Weapons and Fame) available at Barney’s, Urban Outfitters and Fred Segal, as well as home-base boutique Alter. “We paid for our record with jewelry money,” Justin says. Justin has also branched out into shoes, with a limited edition made for DKNY.

The cool thing about this band is that everybody is themselves,” says Crean. “Justin wears his high heels every day. It’s not a stage performance choice. It’s what makes him feel good when he gets up in the morning.” Says Justin, “A man in heels and make-up is still quite a shock to most of the world. I think it looks fantastic, some people get angry. Which for rock’n’roll is kind of a perfect combination.” And it turns out Justin is willing to admit that Semi Precious Weapons are like everybody else in one respect. “We’re playing rock’n’roll as good as anybody that’s ever played rock’n’roll,” he says. “We just look better doing it.”

Earlier today, I had the chance to talk with Justin from Semi Precious Weapons about how they broke into the music industry, what goals they have lined out for themselves, and the one accomplishment he hopes to make above all others. You can read about that below.

When did you first realize you had an interest in music and what sparked that interest?

Well, I think really it began for us all when we were around 10 to 12 years old. Just hearing bands like Guns and Roses and Red Hot Chili Peppers and wanting to be like them. To be in a rock band. It was exciting

How did you break into the music industry?

We all met back in music school and afterwards we moved to New York as friends and then figured ‘Ya now what, F— it!’ and started a band. We’ve been a band for 4 years and its been a long 4 years. Our record is out today and before that we played in just about every bar across America and now we’re touring with Lady Gaga. We were just playing as many shows as we can and meet as many people as we can and never giving up. We have the type of music that you either love or hate but no matter what you’re talking about it!

How would you describe the sound of your music and what makes you feel that your album is different from other artists in your genre?

Rock and Roll. Some people want to define us as Glam Rock and that’s fine with me. We’re compared to AC/DC, Queen, and David Bowie. We’re just straight up Rock and Roll with filthy and glamorous lyrics. We’re showing people that you can still dance to rock and roll, you can party to rock and roll, and you can have sex to rock and roll.

What are some of your plans for promoting your album besides touring?

I’m very active in Twitter, Facebook, and MySpace. Touring endlessly, playing after-parties, and just making sure people hear us whether they love or hate us.

What are some short term and long term goals you have lined out for yourself? What’s next for you?

Short term is the Monster Ball Tour and have as many G–Damn people buy the album as possible. Long term we want to be the most loved band in the world and the most hated band in the world.

Have you written or created a song that didn’t make the album cut that you wished would have?

I just wrote a new song called “Geniuses Don’t Need To” that is absolutely beautiful. I was shocked at how fantastic it turned out. But I’m not upset that its not on the album.

Do you have any musical pet peeves?

Things that are average. Music should be urgent and exciting. I’m not saying it has to be loud and filthy. It can be soft and sensitive as well. But just not average.
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Besides music, what are your favorite thing to do? What keeps you grounded?

Well for me, I’ve always thought that I was better than everyone else since I was 14 (laughs.) Just reading things about me, being a man who’s in high heels, and seeing where people have wrote that they hope I die or am killed, that pretty much keeps me grounded.

What do you miss most, besides family and friends, while you are out traveling and touring?

That’s a tough question for me because my family and friends are what I miss most when I’m traveling and touring because they inspire me to make music. But I would have to say what I miss most would be my collection of porcelain monkeys.

What is one accomplishment you hope to make above all others in your life and career?

I want to inspire lots and lots of people to love themselves.

What would you say is your favorite song on the album and why?

Oh, I can’t pick just one because I have two! My two favorite songs on the album is “Statues of Ourselves” because of my love for my family and my friends and then “Leave Your Pretty To Me” because it means so much to me. Its so personal and heartbreaking and no one thinks that I can sing like that!

Semi Precious Weapons’ debut full length, “You Love You,” is available today. Grab a copy in stores or digitally, on iTunes and Amazon.com! The nine full-throttle trash-punk anthems of You Love You redefine rock ‘n roll, combining the slick and glossy with the raw and gritty to create a toxic concoction best described as filthy glamor. Those who buy the album from iTunes will also score an exclusive version of “Her Hair is on Fire,” while the Amazon.com version includes a live cut of “Put a Diamond In It” from the band’s intimate performance for The Cherrytree House.

Watch Semi Precious Weapons strip down for The Cherrytree House, premiering today on cherrytreerecords.com. The set features a cover of Patti Smith and Bruce Springsteen’s legendary “Because The Night,” plus acoustic versions of their own “Put A Diamond In It” and “Look At Me.”

Semi Precious Weapons is back on the road with Lady Gaga for the summer North American leg of the Monster Ball Tour (check out tour dates here,) serving double duty as the opening act while hosting and performing at official after-parties throughout the tour! No rest for the wicked, filthy and glamorous.

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Katy Perry Slams Lady Gaga ‘Alejandro’ Video ?!?

Everyone seems to be taking verbal swings at Lady Gaga lately. Christina Aguilera isn’t exactly a fan of the Gaga. (Click HERE to read about Aguilera’s latest comments on the Poker Face songstress.) Paris Hilton flipped her lid in early 2009 when the word spread that the “do-nothing heir-head she (Gaga) went to school with” was aimed at her. Hilton’s frenemies also squealed that she was insanely jealous of Lady’s success.

Donny Osmond also attacked the singer for her ‘Telephone’ video being sexually graphic, use of profanity and violence. M.I.A. (many didn’t know her until ‘Paper Planes’ made a wave on ‘Pineapple Express” soundtrack) voiced how offended she was to be compared to Lady Gaga during an interview with NY Mag.

“Lady Gaga — people say we’re similar, that we both mix all these things in the pot and spit them out differently, but she spits it out exactly the same! None of her music’s reflective of how weird she wants to be or thinks she is.”

Now you can add Katy Perry to that list. The premiere of Gaga’s video for ‘Alejandro’ was a viral search yesterday. Most were left scratching their heads in confusion and pure bewilderment after viewing. Perry followed and tweeted a rather vague message that is believed to be slamming the controversial video.

“Using blasphemy as entertainment is as cheap as a comedian telling a fart joke.”

Do we have another contender in the Anti-Gaga movement? I do find a bit of hypocrisy in this statement due to the fact she is marrying a man whose comedic career is based on penis and fart jokes. We also must not forget that Perry got her start in the Christian music world before she “Kissed a Girl” and liked it and is now strapping on a bra that shoots icing. (Click HERE to see the clip of Perry’s ‘California Gurls’ video featuring the icing bra.)

Is Gaga the second coming of Madonna? She is just as “scandalous” and groundbreaking while causing mayhem in a new age that is more considerably more liberal than Madge’s 1980’s playground. Is jealousy to blame for all the voiced distaste for Gaga’s work? What do you think?

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