Brandon Davis Calls Mischa Barton a Heffer

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Wow. Here we have the reincarnated talentless version of Fat Elvis calling the kettle black. Brandon Davis caught sight of the newly filled out version Mischa Barton and took to his Twitter to call her fat.

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I am guessing he is referring to those horrid high-waisted butter colored pants she was trying to rock the other day (click HERE to see that mess). Ill fitting…yes, very much so. The size of a planet? No.

This guy looks like he showers in Crisco and smells like burnt hair. How and why she ever dated him is a mystery. Oh wait…his daddy is rich. Ahhhh…I see.

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Demi Moore and Kim Kardashian Twitter War

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Something tells us Kim Kardashian shouldn’t expect a girls night out with Demi Moore anytime soon. Kim began her Sunday night festivities innocently enough, posting a picture of herself with Kelly Rowland, Serena Williams and LaLa Vazquez in Miami with the caption saying “Big pimpin w @SerenajWilliams @LaLaVazquez @Kelly_Rowland Love u girls!” and thats when Demi took offense!

Per Daily Mail:

But Demi disapproved of Kardashian’s choice of word and asked her: ‘Are you using the word “pimpin” as in pimping?’, to which Kardashian replied: ‘Doesn’t everyone? LOL.’ Demi then replied: ‘No disrespect I love a girls night out but a pimp and pimping is nothing more than a slave owner!’

Kardashian then took the high road and tried to downplay the situation, referencing Jay-Z’s song “Big Pimpin” while Demi continued her soapboxing for several more tweets.

“Nothing wrong with dancing to Big Pimpin’ by Jay Z in the club! Having a girls night out, gotta love that song! Good point! I agree! It was just a song not literal.”

Moore stressed to her Twitter fans that she likes Kardashian but wants to make “a point about how we have used a word and desensitized the real meaning.”

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“Clearly I stirred up a s**t storm, but 2 create change U have 2 be willing 2 take a risk and be willing 2 provoke thought & conversation.”

Poor Demi. She is so irrelevant today. You’d think she would be more worried about shopping for a movie role rather than spending all her time monitoring the world through twitter. Kudos to Kim for responding in a classy way. Sounded to me like Kim was referring to the song… and Demi needs Midol.

‘Boston Legal’ Actor Justin Mentell Dead After Crash

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Friends and family of former “Boston Legal” actor Justin Mentell are in mourning after he was killed due to fatal car crash Monday morning. He was only 27 years old. According to the accident report, Mentell was driving alone when he drove off a steep embankment on a rural Wisconsin road just after 3 a.m. His Jeep struck two trees and Mentell was thrown from the vehicle. The sheriffs department said he was not wearing a seatbelt and that it did not seem drugs or alcohol were a factor. The accident wasn’t called in until around 8:30 a.m., when a passerby spotted the wreckage. Officials pronounced Mentell dead at the scene. What led Mentell’s Jeep to veer off the road is still unknown.

William Shatner took to his Twitter feed to express his grief over the loss of Mentell.

Per MTV via Twitter:

“I’m deeply saddened to hear about Justin Mentell,” Shatner wrote on his Twitter page, acknowledging the recent death of his “Boston Legal” co-star. “There’s no telling how far up the ladder he may have climbed. My sympathies to his family.”

Mentell portrayed attorney Garrett Wells on “Boston Legal” from 2005 to 2006 and also was Terrell in the 2009 Disney movie “G-Force.” He was a former member of the U.S. Junior National Speed skating team, placing third in the Junior Olympics. Such a sad and unnecessary loss. Our thoughts are with his family at this time.

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Johnny Depp NOT Dead – Latest Victim Of Death Hoax

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This is what happens when fools living in their mom’s basement takes over the job of real news reporting! After being induced to sleep last night with the help of my friend Bloody Mary, I was awoken to a barrage of text messages from family members and friends claiming Johnny Depp was dead! Oh no, I thought, and I jumped out of bed and stumbled my drunken tail to the computer to find out for myself only to see that its not true. Johnny Depp is NOT dead! Instead, Mr. Depp is the latest celebrity to be hit by the death hoax. Phew! I would have hated for 2010 to start off with the death of the ‘Sexiest Man Alive.’

Per E!:

“He isn’t dead,” Depp’s rep, Robin Baum, told E! News. “He’s fine.”

According to reports, a website made a fake web page for CNN News with the headline “Johnny Depp Dies After Fatal Car Crash,” claiming his car was found alongside a road outside Bordeaux, France, with the guard rail embedded deep inside the car. Images of the supposed car wreckage were also posted with the so-called news. The website claimed that CNN’s Melissa Gray and Harris Whitback wrote this report, but there were many obvious mistakes that made it clear they didn’t. Not only did the dateline of the fraud web page say March 25, 2004, but right after it said ‘alcohol’ caused the incident, there was a story below it about British explorers who escaped from caves in Mexico, which nowhere linked to the story. Whoever the losers are with apparently no life who had the time to come up with the story, it apparently worked at least for a while, as fans have been tweeting “RIP Johnny Depp,” making it a Twitter trending topic.

The good news is our beloved Jack Sparrow is still alive and kicking. The bad news is the people behind the fake story should consider going into hiding for the next couple of months. God knows what his fans will do to the people behind the site if they find them!

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Eclipse Script Leaked, Jackson Rathbone Blamed – SEE IT HERE

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Oops. I bet Summit is foaming at the mouth. The script for the third installment of the Twilight series hit the net. It’s legitimacy can be questioned, but damning evidence of where the leaked Eclipse script came from is emblazoned across each page. Jackson Rathbone, he plays Jasper Cullen (the one who wants to dip Bella in ketchup and gobble her up and looks constantly constipated), appears to be the culprit of the leak as his name is watermarked on each page.

Summit says the leak is complete crap.

“There is absolutely no merit to this claim,” a rep for the studio told MTV News this evening. “We noticed it over the holiday on multiple message boards and sites, and it appears that some of this was spam.

The saga has had tons of trouble keeping the script secret. The second installment, “New Moon,” found its way into the hands of fan who found the script in a trash can (click HERE to read about that).

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Levi Johnstons Custody Dispute

A custody battle over Sarah Palin’s grandson is getting nasty. A judge says that details of the dispute between Palin’s daughter Bristol and the baby’s father Levi Johnston cannot be kept confidential, even though Bristol asked to keep those details secret on grounds they’d promote a media circus that might embarrass her son Tripp when he gets older. Also denied denied was Bristol request to use pseudonyms – Jane and John Doe – in all filings. Bristol has petitioned for child support, and full legal and physical custody of their son, claiming that Levi “is not yet mature enough to take on significant parental responsibilities.” Levi wants shared custody, and open court proceedings to ensure everyone would behave and play by the rules, mainly grandmother Sarah.

Per People:

“I do not feel protected against Sarah Palin in a closed proceeding. I know that public scrutiny will simplify this matter and act as a check against anyone’s need to be overly vindictive, aggressive or malicious, not that Bristol would ever be that way, nor that I would. But her mother is powerful, politically ambitious and has a reputation for being extremely vindictive . . . So, I think a public case might go a long way in reducing Sarah Palin’s instinct to attack and allow the real parties in this litigation, Bristol and I, to work things out a lot more peacefully than we could if there is any more meddling from Sarah Palin.”

Bristol responded in a sworn statement that Levi’s assertions and fears about vindictiveness and meddling are off base.

“None of this is true; my mother is not involved in this case, except as a grandmother,” she said in her statement.

Bristols’ petition also seeks a visitation schedule for Levi, who she says has exercised “sporadic visitation rights.” Well honey, its kinda hard for him to visit when he’s chasing your mama’s book tour bus all over the country to have a couple of minutes with his son! Levi previously said that the Palin family had “pushed him over the edge” when it came to his visits with Tripp, coming up with excuse after excuse as to why he couldn’t see his son. Bristol also asks that Levi’s mother, Sherry Johnston, should not be allowed unsupervised visits with the baby following her drug arrest. Sherry was sentenced last month on a guilty plea to one count of possession with intent to deliver the painkiller OxyContin and is serving out most of her three year sentence under home confinement. Bristol’s custody petition also claims Levi may have his own issues with substance abuse, saying he made statements about seeking “weed” on Twitter. He denies the accusations, saying the Twitter account “is a fraud” and that he doesn’t have an account on the site. In addition, Bristol says Levi’s recent semi-nude pictures in Playgirl magazine has led to speculation over his ability to raise Tripp in a healthy environment.

Sounds to me like Bristol is trying to grasp at straws here!

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Chris Brown Tweets Picture of Himself in Bed with a Woman – Photo

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Necole Bitchie has stumbled upon a photo that Chris Brown Tweeted of himself. In the pic he is shirtless and in bed with some woman. The site points out that it may be in a jealous retaliation after Rihanna has been spotted out with Matt Kemp of the LA Dodgers.

Inappropriate?

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Chris Brown Blasts Stores For Not Carrying His CD

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Chris Brown is a little peeved at some major US stores for not stocking his new album “Graffiti,” crying to his twitter page and posted angry messages on his Twitter account blasting the stores who chose to pass on his cd.

Per PopEater:

“the[y] didnt even have my album in the back… not on shelves, saw for myself,” he wrote in a series of tweets over the weekend. “im tired of this s—. major stores r blackballing my cd. not stockin the shelves and lying to costumers. what the f— do i gotta do.” He continued: “im not biting my tongue about sh– else… the industry can kiss my ass. WTF… yeah i said it and i aint retracting s–. we talked to the managers and the didnt even know anything. wow!!! but they had alicia keys album ready for release for this tuesday comin … the manager told me that when there are new releases its mandatory to put em on the shelves.. BUT NO SIGN OF #GRAFFITI. BS.”

We can only assume that some of these stores are not stocking his album because he’s a convicted woman beater, unless anyone has a better guess. Not everyone has to support the singer just because he told a few talk-show hosts he’s sorry.

Awwwhats wrong Chris? You feel you’re being blackballed? Thats horrible. ALMOST as horrible as the job you did on Rihanna’s face. Chris, you poor poor thing. Life is so hard for you. All this little Twitter rant of yours does is make you look like a whiny, hotheaded, jerk which doesn’t exactly match up with the whole sensitive, changed man image you’ve been trying to shell out. I love that his life is reduced to lurking at Wal-Mart, looking for his own CD.

For a different view on the situation, head on over to College Candy. Then comment and let us know your take on this situation.

Adam Lamber Versus ‘Out’ Magazine

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Adam Lambert is featured in this year’s “Out 100″ list in “Out” Magazine but there were apparently some rules about how he should represent himself. Reportedly, Lamberts reps insisted on limiting his questions, not wanting to make him seem “too gay” and the editior-in-chief of the magazine, Aaron Hicklin, was none to pleased and responded with an open letter to Lambert.

Per Out: “Although you narrowly lost to Kris Allen, you were the real winner for those of us who saw your success as a test of America’s growing tolerance. That’s why we’re proud to have you in this year’s Out 100, along with all the other men and women who don’t believe their sexuality should be a barrier to success. It’s unfortunate, therefore, that your record label and management don’t share the same view. We’re curious whether you know that we made cover offers for you before American Idol was even halfway through its run. Apparently, Out was too gay, even for you. There was the issue of what it would do to your record sales, we were told. Imagine! A gay musician on the cover of a gay magazine. What might the parents think! It’s only because this cover is a group shot that includes a straight woman that your team would allow you to be photographed at all — albeit with the caveat that we must avoid making you look “too gay.” (Is that a medical term? Just curious). Luckily, you seemed unaware that a similar caution was issued to our interviewer.

It’s odd, because this magazine has done covers with Pete Wentz and Lady Gaga — getting straight men and women to do Out is easy these days. It gives them cred. Getting gay stars like yourself is another matter. Much easier to stick you in Details, where your homosexuality can be neutralized by having you awkwardly grabbing a woman’s breast and saying, “Women are pretty.” So are kittens, Adam, but it doesn’t mean you have to make out with them.”

Meow, indeed! The author of the interview, Shana Naomi Krochmal, also posted a letter in which she responds to the thousands of comments the magazine got about Hicklin’s letter and the interview, in which she claims she was ushered out onto a balcony where she was cautioned by a publicist not to make the interview “too gay” or “you know, gay-gay.” Not one to sit back and stay quiet, Lambert had a simple Twitter response to the letter from the editor in chief of magazine: Chill.

Per Radar:

“Dear Aaron, it’s def not that deep. Chill! Guess ya gotta get attention for the magazine. U too are at the mercy of the marketing machine… Until we have a meaningful conversation, perhaps you should refrain from projecting your publications’ agenda onto my career.”

I wonder if his reps ok’ed his tweet beforehand? Something tells me we won’t see Lambert featured in the magazine again for quite some time, if ever. Adam is right on one account, the letter did draw attention to the magazine. Mission accomplished.

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OneRepublic Release Secrets On iTunes + Twitter Background Contest

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Alrighty, Dames! Here is some fun that you can get your hands into! OneRepublic is currently holding a contest for fans to create a new Twitter background for their official account (Twitter.com/1republic). The band will be choosing the 1st place winner, while the public will be choosing the 2nd and 3rd place winners. First place winner will receive a signed poster, a copy of OneRepublics new album “Waking Up”, a T-Shirt, and their design will used on the official OneRepublic twitter for 1 week. Second and Third place winners will each receive a signed poster, a copy of OneRepublic’s new album “Waking Up”, and a T-Shirt. Participants from all countries are welcome to enter with the deadline being November 19th. You can check out the rules of the contest here.

Secrets,” along with “Everybody Loves Me” and the band’s current single “All The Right Moves,” are now available for download on iTunes in advance of the bands upcoming album “Waking Up” being released on November 17th. I, for one, can’t wait for this album to drop!