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Last night was the celebrity roast of Charlie Sheen on Comedy Central. If you’re not too familiar with what a “roast” is, I’ll make it easy for ya: It’s where a bunch of your buddies get together and rip you to shreds in front of an audience. It’s not for the faint of heart or those with skin thinner than a brick wall!
The 2011 Emmy nominations were announced this morning. I was sleeping off a hangover resting after rescuing a kitten a pack of wolves, but Hollywood rolls on.
Glee, Modern Family, Mad Men dominated the list and the great Peter Dinklage was present! Big Bang Theory, The Office and Saturday Night Live were also peppered throughout the nominations. Property Brothers (mah new obsession largely for impure reasons) was snubbed along with RuPaul’s Drag Race. Life is unfair.
Radar is reporting that there is bidding war for Charlie Sheen’s crazy cokehead shenanigans.
I have a hard time believing that anyone is making it rain cash for someone whose name is the punch line of 73% of pornstar/coke-fiend/hooker jokes and induces a boo riots from people who willingly live in Detroit. (I kid, it is a fine city responsible for its contribution to the automotive industry and Stroh’s.) However, the blog is adamant that TBS wants sign Charlie for a new comedy similar to ‘Two and a Half Men,’ but “a lot racier.”
When it comes to women it looks like Charlie Sheen isn’t winning! As of this weekend, the crazy actor is now officially back on the market. How did he go from having two Goddess – aka live in girlfriends – to being single?
Charlie Sheen thought that his hit show on CBS “Two And a Half Men” would not survive without him. Once he was fired he began ranting and raving about how CBS would have to cancel the show because it would be nothing without his character.
Well Happy Friday the 13th Charlie, you’ve been officially replaced. I guess today Sheen’s not winning! Who’s set to replace Charlie on the hit show? Ashton Kutcher!
The Warlock of Crazy Turned Traveling Freak Show of Cokehead Shenanigans is continuing to anger Warner Brothers. He has been flapping his vodka hole and shilling stories about returning to ‘Two and a Half Men’ and the network wanting him back. WB is calling Charlie Sheen a liar, liar crotch on fire.
They have sent him and his attorney a letter demanding his stop making accusations that he is in talks to return to the show. CBS and Warner Brothers are trying to distance themselves from Sheen and his vortex of nuttery. TMZ shared a portion of the letter…
“Those statements are false. As you know, there have been no discussions, there are no discussions and there will be no discussions, regarding his returning to or having any involvement with the series.”
However, Charlie adamantly stated to 98.5 Sports Hub radio show that there is an “85% chance” he will return to “Two and a Half Men.” This was shortly after his second failed show in Radio City.
It looks like hell has a better chance of being dominated by snow princesses, kittens and rainbows. Sheen’s lawyer attempted to clear things up, but failed to make his client look any better. According to Marty Singer, there were discussion between WB, Charlie and CBS. What Charlie concocted as an offer to return to the show, was actually a meeting about finalizing contracts and making sure he was paid in full before the WB slammed the door on his torpedoes of revolting hooker humping stories.
So Charlie didn’t lie about the actual discussions, he lied about what they were about. Yeah, that is WAY better.
Earlier this week it was rumored that CBS was desperate to get Charlie Sheen back to work on ‘Two and a Half Men.’ Sources were saying that CBS executives were in talk with Warner Brothers to re-hire Charlie. After all of the BS and smack he talked about CBS and Warner Brothers I was shocked. Clearly Charlie was WINNING! But he’s dug himself so far into a hole that WB wants nothing to do with him anymore.
Per TMZ:
Charlie was hired by Warner Bros. and, as TMZ first reported, fired by Warner Bros. Only Warner Bros. can bring him back, and sources directly connected to the production tell us there is “no chance” of that happening.
I mean can we blame Warner Brothers? Charlie treated Chuck Lorre, who created the show, worse than any mother-in-law wrath. Plus he’s clearly unstable and probably pretty risky to insure. All actors are insured by production companies during their time on a show or while filming a movie. It’s to protect the production company or studio if that actor were to die or have some other situation that would prevent them from working.
Will ‘Two and a Half Men’ come back without Charlie? Sources are saying Lorre is in the process of looking for a replacement for Charlie’s character on the show. Well Charlie there’s always Fox. Rumor has it they are interested in doing some sort of late night talk show with him.
T-H-E-R-A-P-Y — That should be his next endeavor.
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I think it’s safe to say that Charlie Sheen is winning! Last week he sold out a bunch of cities for his Live Tour and now there’s talk of Charlie’s return to TV maybe sooner rather than later. Charlie was let go from his CBS hit TV show ‘Two and a Half Men‘ after he threatened the creator and was acting a little out there. But apparently crazy sells! After the live shows come and go what will be next on Charlie’s agenda? TMZ is reporting that he met with Fox executives late last week to brainstorm about ideas for Charlie including a late night talk show.
Our sources say nothing was decided at the meeting, but everyone liked Charlie.
But Fox may need to pony up the big money because CBS reportedly wants Charlie back. Radar Online is saying that top CBS executives are ready to forgive and forget all of Charlie’s craziness to have him back on their network. Les Moonves, CBS CEO, is trying to make it happen, reportedly chatting with executives from Warner Bros. who produce the show – But the issue is really between Charlie and Chuck Lorre, who was the target of many threats and rants.
“Moonves wants to get the show back on the air. He’s all for it,” the insider adds. “He says certain people need to forget anything and everything Charlie’s done recently and just move on with the business at hand. The core issue is, as he put it, the volatile relationship between Charlie Sheen and Chuck Lorre. He believes that if CBS and Warner Bros. TV honchos can find a way to get Chuck and Charlie to speak again, cooler heads will prevail.”
I think CBS will need to really show Charlie the money and up his pay big time if they ever want him back. Is there about to be a lot of Sheen butt kissing by CBS? It looks that way! Winning!
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If Charlie Sheen is suffering a mental breakdown, it might be the most profitable breakdown in history. The recently-fired “Two and a Half Men” star is taking his “they fired me” schtick on the road, with a series of live comedy performances. Last week two dates were announced for a ‘Charlie Sheen Live: My Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat is Not an Option‘ tour and tickets went on sale this past Saturday. Both shows, one in Chicago and the other in Detroit, sold out in 10 minutes, in what Ticketmaster calls ‘record-breaking!’ I guess this just proved that people aren’t sick of Sheen’s craziness because they are willing to spend their hard-earned money to see him live. Since ticket sales did so well, it looks like his tour is expanding to more cities. Rumor has it his tour will grow to 20-30 more cities including some European and Australian dates. So if you were disappointed that he wasn’t coming to your city, perhaps good news will be on the way later this week. A source says that Madison Square Garden is trying to book a date even though “that’s not the ideal venue size for Charlie,” but he’s open to it. As for what we can expect to see on his live tour:
Per 411 Mania:
A source says, “Charlie is first and foremost an actor. There will be a lot of scripted material, plus videos, interactive audience material, the whole range of things that play off Charlie’s strengths. There will be light and dark moments. People will not be disappointed.”
After hearing the news of his sold out show Sheen tweeted “Fastball; Detroit/Chicago sold out in minutes… Thanks to Sheen’s Cadre..! #WINNING”. Since he was fired by CBS, Sheen has filed a $100 million lawsuit against Warner Bros. and Chuck Lorre, co-creator of the show. Trouble began after Sheen sought treatment for substance abuse, and the show was put on hiatus in late January. But after he started zinging Lorre in the media, CBS suspended him.
Judging from his behavior in recent weeks, I’m sure we can expect rambling monologues that trash his former co-stars, along with plenty of cigarette-smoking. I am seriously wondering what he is possibly going to do with his “WINNING” comedy tour. Whatever else, it will undoubtedly be a break from reality. Still I am curious, and I may actually have to buy tickets and go just for the pure entertainment factor of it.
Click here for Alec Baldwin’s advice for Charlie Sheen!
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