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Here is a glimpse of our future America…
Here is a newsflash… Miley Cyrus is a child star turned teenager with daddy issues a gobs of cash. The Disney grown starlet spent her boyfriend’s birthday drinking and licking his penis cake. Correct me if I am wrong, but isn’t phallus cakes typically for bachelorette parties?
I am going to let Mariah Yeater’s Grand Pappy open this one…
“Eddie Markhouse tells Inside Edition that his granddaughter, Mariah Yeater, doesn’t lie: “I don’t know the whole story. But, from what I understood, she met him at a concert and he sent two security guards down off of the stage to bring her backstage to meet him,” Markhouse said. “She said they partied, had some drinks and they indulged in sex … She’s basically an honest good person. She’s got a big heart. She’s a good kid and she loves this baby.”
This American jewel is totally going to be the next Meryl Streep….of straight to DVD movies. After clubbing with her 15 year old sister, Ali Lohan, this weekend the twosome hit LAX looking haggard. Of course they looked like they had been fished out of the drains of the local Mystic Spray Tan joint after spending the weekend partying until 6 in the morning. Lindsay Lohan and Ali started out Friday evening at Teddy’s where they bumped into Jason Segel (nude guy from “Forgetting Sarah Marshall”) and squeed with joy. They then reportedly did a costume change and took Jason to Adam Levine’s house to finish partying until the wee hours of the morning.
Poor Ali Lohan. I feel bad for her. She already looks like disgruntled Applebee’s hostess who moonlights as a stripper who specializes in foot fetishes.. Imagine what this girl is going to look like when she is 30…Egads.
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Miley Cyrus took to Twitter to announce that she has cut her hair. I am calling it news. It’s all in effort to escape the office filled with roses and teddy bears singing tunes about “cuppy-cakes.” You can thank Valentine’s Day for crap posts today.
Shane Harper is celebrating both Valentine’s Day and his 19th Birthday today with the official release of his self-titled debut album. The young star recently unveiled the music video for his latest single, “Rocketship,” which is featured on the new album along with “One Step Closer” and 10 other tracks.
Behold the power of this magnificent beast! Peter Dinklage is carrying his daughter as he arrives at his hotel. No real news, but I couldn’t resist the adorable going on in these pictures. There just isn’t enough Dinklage in the world. [Keep Clicking Thumbnails for a Larger Image] Images Via: Wenn.com
