This American jewel is totally going to be the next Meryl Streep….of straight to DVD movies. After clubbing with her 15 year old sister, Ali Lohan, this weekend the twosome hit LAX looking haggard. Of course they looked like they had been fished out of the drains of the local Mystic Spray Tan joint after spending the weekend partying until 6 in the morning. Lindsay Lohan and Ali started out Friday evening at Teddy’s where they bumped into Jason Segel (nude guy from “Forgetting Sarah Marshall”) and squeed with joy. They then reportedly did a costume change and took Jason to Adam Levine’s house to finish partying until the wee hours of the morning.

Poor Ali Lohan. I feel bad for her. She already looks like disgruntled Applebee’s hostess who moonlights as a stripper who specializes in foot fetishes.. Imagine what this girl is going to look like when she is 30…Egads.

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