Lindsay Lohan DID NOT Kiss Cash Warren…Yet

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Lindsay Lohans love live has more twist and turns than a college frat party playing naked twister! While Us Weekly is saying Lohan was sinking her teeth into Jessica Alba’s husband and baby daddy, Cash Warren, and was all over him at a Hollywood club on November 19, she’s is striking back claiming no sort of thing happened.

Per Gossip Cop:

The actress told Gossip Cop that she’s “just doing a [TV] show with Cash and it’s strictly business.”

So do we really believe that, or is she just scared of what will happen when Alba gets her hands on her? Alba strikes me as the kind of woman who would leave a bloody trail filled with knocked out teeth and ripped out hair if you so much as give her husband a second look. But give LOL-han time and I guarantee she’ll try to add Warren to her growing list of conquests. Just yesterday the rumor mill was buzzing about a supposed hook-up with John Mayer, while today brings us a romp with “Entourage” star Kevin Connolly. Lohan and Connolly have known each other for years, recently hooking up after she crashed an after-hours party at Leonardo DiCaprio’s (another one of her play-toys) home in mid-November but since deciding to take their relationship to the next level.

Per InTouch:

“Lindsay and Kevin have been sneaking around,” reveals the friend. “It’s not serious yet, but they seem to have some sort of physical connection,” adds the friend. “Lindsay isn’t sure what’s going to happen, so for now she wants to keep things quiet,” says a pal.

But what about her rumored recent hook-up with Gerard Butler and her attempt at a reconciliation with longtime girlfriend Samantha Ronson, who she spent time with in NYC last week thanks to the facilitation of Mayer? Forget the whole ’7-degrees of Kevin Bacon.’ Its sounds more like ‘raise your hand if you HAVEN’T slept with Lindsay Lohan’. Yeah, I’m not buying that she’s clean.

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Josh Duhamel’s Stripper Mistress Passes Lie Detector Test – Video

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It’s going to take a lot more than a simple denial from Josh Duhamel to make this stripper/cheating story go away! Nicole Forrester reportedly passed a test that was conducted by polygraph expert Kenneth E. Blackstone regarding her claims of their alleged fling. Blackstone went on to say that she was telling the truth when asked if she had sex with the actor. Forrester shared all the dirty details with an Atlanta radio station Monday morning, including her claim that they “did hook up and had lots of sex” and had a “really, really good time.” The interview was later taken off the station’s website following a cease and desist letter from Duhamel’s attorney, but they found loose-lipped Nicole’s story and the polygraph credible – so back up it went.

Per Huffington Post:

“The next morning, when I left, you know, he kissed me on the cheek, really sweet guy. I’m not lying about anything, and he’s just as guilty as I am.”

Forresters attorney Romin Alavi says that his client didn’t go to the National Enquirer with the story of her passionate night with Josh. Instead, they came looking for her.

Per Us:

“Josh bragged about what happened on the set of his movie [Life As We Know It], and someone called the Enquirer with the tip,” Alavi tells Us Weekly. “The Enquirer then came to Nicole.”

Unfortunately for Duhamel, more women are coming out of the woodwork claiming that they got it on with the actor, too. On Oct. 30, a woman named Serena called in to San Francisco’s JV on Wild 94.9 radio show to say that when a recently engaged Josh was filming the “Transformers” sequel at a New Mexico Air Force base in 2008, he slept with her best friend who was stationed there.

“She also said she knew two other people whom he hooked up with,” the program’s producer, Jon Manuel, tells Us Weekly.

Duhamels lawyer has of course denied these claims, and it seems like Fergie is standing firmly by her man for now. The ‘smile-for-the-press-so-we-look-happy’ couple were seen out on a dinner date in Atlanta the other night at Chops restaurant, which ironically is located next door to the St. Regis Hotel, where the stripper claims her rendezvous with Josh took place. I can totally buy the fact that a tv star and especially one as good looking as Josh would sleep with a stripper, but not one as old and ugly as her. I call total BS on this story. You say you got evidence? Did he leave a signed bottle of Pantene Pro-V Volume Mousse for Hair Volume & Lift behind? Or perhaps

Quotables:

Dlisted - “Josh should have at least made Nicole swear on a pair of exquisite lucite heels that she would never utter a word.”

Celebitchy - “Fergie just gave a one-sentence denial to Entertainment Tonight about the stripper stuff. She says: “”These allegations are nonsense.” That’s it? No humming of “Stand By Your Man”? Hmm…”

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Eddie Cibrian Gets Trash-Talked By Wife

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Word to the wise (and all you guys) – Never EVER put anything past a scorned woman! The ‘CSI Miami‘ actor’s estranged wife, Brandi Glanville, is lashing out at her husband of eight years after making his affair with singer LeAnne Rimes public. Needless to say, she’s not happy about it!

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Per Us:

“Eddie is a compulsive liar, cheater and a home wrecker,” she says in the newest issue of Us Weekly, on stands now. “And he has been an absentee father. Eddie’s displays of poor taste have hurt our two children,” she goes on. “Eddie may just end up drowning himself in that ‘unfair fishbowl.’”

Until recently, Glanville stood behind her husband and backed his denials of an affair with LeAnne, citing the talk as nothing but rumors. Soon after, Glanville and Cibrian split, along with Rimes and her husband Dean Sheremet, pretty much confirming the affair. Eddie and LeAnn made their first public appearance at a golf course in Valencia, Ca. last week. LeAnne happily smiled for the paparazzi and didn’t seem like she cared one bit that their scandalous affair had ruined two marriages. The home-wrecking couple were again seen at a Kings of Leon concert this past Saturday night in Los Angeles.

Glanville says she has no plans to reconcile with Cibrian, and hopes to get the good ol’ divorce ball rolling soon. Those proceedings are sure to get nasty! But Brandi does have one final word to say to the hussy that broke apart her family: “He’s all yours!” Good for you Brandi! This is probably just the beginning of Brandi’s Eddie & LeAnn bashing and I love it! Those two cheating ho-bags have it coming!

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Robert Pattinson Shows Off His Real Body – Photos

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Remember when Robert Pattinson was prancing gracefully around Italy topless? Ah yes, Kittens. You didn’t forget. You know you have one of the those pics saved as the wallpaper on your computer right now. And then we had to go and spoil it for you with this story about how his abs were airbrushed onto him through the beauty of make-up magic.

Never fret. I know what you want. You want to know what he REALLY looks like beneth those layers of Fruit-of-the-Loom t-shirts and torn plaid button downs. And thankfully the good folks at US Weekly have heard our cry…and received all those nasty emails I sent about the lack of semi-nude photos of Sparklepants in their publication.

Via US Weekly:

“The ‘Twilight’ star, 23, shows off his abs and smiles in one of the pics, originally taken for ‘Rolling Stone’. In another, he runs his hands through his famous hair while brooding.”

Most importantly, someone on that set had the good sense to dump a bucket of water on Pattinson as well showing us what he would look like if he were caught in a rain storm…or locked in my shower.

Enjoy the pics kittens and try not to drool on your computers (I’m pretty sure that’s why The Dame’s computer started shooting sparks last week).

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Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie Split, Jolie Steals From Oprah

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It’s Thursday kittens and you know what that means: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are reportedly breaking up…again? Still? I can’t keep track anymore. And furthermore, I no longer care.

This time it’s the tabloid powerhouse “The National Enquirer” that is reporting the two will “officially” announce that they are separating.

This news comes on the cusp of St. Angelina ousting the Mighty Oprah from the coveted number one spot on “Forbes Celebrity 100” list. Angelina will soon learn that you never, ever cross the Mighty O. However, before the Brangelunatics start pelting me with pictures of Shiloh, I need to add that reps for both stars are vehemently denying that the two are splitting.

Via US Weekly:

“A source tells the newest issue of Us Weekly: ‘They have their fights and moments, but generally things are good. They are happy — and Brad loves being a father!’ Adds Jolie’s manager to Us: ‘Not true at all.’”

These two seem to be throwing the break up rumor out there to maintain relevance; that way the don’t end up eating bugs with Spencer and Heidi on “I’m a Famewhore…Get Me Free Press.”

However, Jolie eating a tarantula with Lou Diamond Phillips would be priceless.

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Kim Kardashian, Please Think Before You Speak

I am a fan of the “Keeping Up with the Kardashian’s.” Yes, I said it. I love how deliciously crazy this family is. (Of course Kim Kardashian is just the nutty sister with a sex tape.) I am team Khloe. I love that bitch.

Anyway…Momma Kardashian is going to have to bust our her magic Prada wand and do some PR magic. After Us Weekly did a small snippet on the addition of plus size clothing to clothing megastore Forever 21, Kim lost her shiz and went all Kanye West on us. She took to her blog and unleashed her insecurity.

Per Kim Kardashian’s Blog:

I feel that this clipping from Us Magazine is a bit misleading, so I wanted to comment on it.

I am a huge fan of Forever 21 and I’m very happy they have expanded their line to include a plus-size range, but I am not in that size category and this article makes it sound like I am! I am a curvy girl and I love my curves, but curvy and plus-sized are two very different things. I work really hard to maintain my curves while staying slim and healthy, so to be classed as a “fuller-figured woman” of extra large proportions is a little offensive.

For the record, I am a size 2, not 2XL.

At least she didn’t put the caps lock on and dub it Benjamin Buttons shiz while calling people squid brains. However, most people will simply take away 2 things from this….

1. Full figured woman offend Kim.
2. Khloe is the real star of their show.

Commenters on her blog have already started to fire back.

One particular commenter wrote:

Your comments made you sound incredibly shallow and superficial. There is absolutely NOTHING wrong with being plus sized or 2XL! I am not + sized myself, but that was incredible insensitive of you to say. Had you been wiser, that wouldn’t have bothered you.

I can’t believe that you really took time out of your day to scan and post this article. Next time you read things, make sure you’re fully understanding it. I feel badly because not only did you hurt my feelings, but many of your fans’ feelings.

Most are voicing the same thoughts others are less kind with their words. What do you think?

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