Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr Engaged

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I am crying a thousand tears as the former #1 Celeb on my To-Do List is now engaged. I remember the days of Legolas hotness dominating my little heart. Then he was out-hotted by Eric Bana in the disaster “Troy” and Johnny Depp in “Pirates of the Caribbean.” Soon he sank to the #8 spot.

Anyway, Orlando Bloom and Victoria Secret model, Miranda Kerr, are engaged. The model’s brother, Matthew, stated that he has finally asked her to marry him after dating Kerr since 2007. The two were on a vacation in Morocco when he proposed.

He tells Woman’s Day magazine, “He’s finally done it. Orlando has proposed. They’re getting married.”

I am off to drown my sorrows at IHOP. Ok, I am off to get me some Gingerbread Pancakes and wash it down with some Pecan Pie Pancakes. At least it’s not crack. Don ‘t judge me!

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LeAnne Rimes Divorcing Husband Dean Sheremet

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Come on now. Who really did not see this coming? In a turn of events that comes as absolutely no surprise to anyone, singer LeAnn Rimes and her husband Dean Sheremet have officially announced they are divorcing. Rimes took to her personal website, of all things, to announce the news to the handful or so of fans she has left.

Per LeAnn Rimes’ World:

“After much thoughtful mutual consideration, Deane and I have agreed to move forward with dissolving our marriage. This decision was amicable and we remain committed and caring friends with great admiration for one another. Thank you so much for all of your continued love and support – it is deeply appreciated.”

Deane? Wow, the homewrecker couldn’t even manage to spell her husband of 7 years name right! The couple had announced their separation at the end of July, shortly after Eddie Cibrian and his wife Brandi Glanville announced they were getting a divorce, due to the recent rumors of an affair between Rimes and Cibrian while filming the Lifetime movie “Northern Lights” last fall. Eddie and LeAnn’s relationship has been made public for several weeks now, as they’ve been out golfing, attending Kings of Leon concerts, and the newest rumor is that couple are now living together after returning from their romantic vacation in Mexico.

Sources claim that LeAnn is paying Dean off for the pain she’s causing him with a nice apartment in New York, and most likely a really sweet divorce settlement. Dean hasn’t said much for or against LeAnn so far, so maybe once he receives his payday he’ll break his silence and make her out to be the dog she really is. Until then I hope he gets a really nice settlement – let her pay as any man would in this situation. Glanville, however, has not been so quiet on her recent distaste for her ex, speaking out against him every chance she gets, calling him “somebody I just don’t know” among other more harsher things. Reports floating around last week talk about Rimes plans to marry Cibrian, which one can only hope is true so that she can experience the same pain she’s caused once another lapdog female comes pouncing his way and catches his eye. Karma, LeAnn… Karma. Once a cheater, always a cheater. I’m now accepting bets on how long it will be before I’m writing up a “Eddie Cibrian Falls for CSI co-star, leaves LeAnn Rimes behind” article.

Harry Potter Actor Josh Herdman Caught Smoking Pot

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Dang, these “Harry Potter” actors sure like to smoke, and I’m not just talking about cigarettes! The latest actor, and the latest series actor, to be caught redhanded smoking pot is Josh Herdman, who plays Slytherin House bully Gregory Goyle in the movies. Pictures have surfaced of Herdman smoking what appears to be a ten inch joint while on vacation in Amsterdam. But don’t get your tighty whities in a bunch just yet — Smoking pot in Amsterdam is legal! Betcha the Harry Potter Big-Wigs are just loving this!

Per The Sun:

A pal told The Sun: “Josh sees himself as one of the boys. He’ll join in with whatever anyone’s doing – but some fans might be shocked.”

This comes on the heel of another fellow Harry Potter actor being busted with weed. Actor Jamie Waylett, who plays Draco Malfoy’s henchman Vincent Crabbe, was sentenced to 120 hours of community service in July for growing marijuana after police found 10 plants growing in his mother’s London home.

What would Dumbledore say? I guess maybe its time to consider changing the series name to “Harry Potheads.”

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Matthew McConaughey Saves Son from Ram Attack

A recent family vacation to Arizona’s Grand Canyon could have ended horribly, if it wasn’t for Matthew McConaughey’s quick thinking. McConaughey, his girlfriend Camila Alves, and their 10 month old son Levi were visiting the popular vacation spot when a wild ram began kicking up dust in their direction. So what did the proud papa do? He hid behind the bush with the baby in his arms, of course! Thinking back about the situation, the actor admits that his instincts now makes him laugh after realizing the animal was only trying to find a female ram to mate with.

Per StarPulse:

“I’m holding eyes with this ram getting up real steady…. I need something to get behind in case he charges. I ended up sneaking up behind this briar patch… I sat there for about a 15-second stand-off. Then he popped up over the other side of the cliff. Four lady rams were on the other side.” says McConaughey.

Hilarious, yes. But at least he showed that in any amount of danger, his son comes first. Now his female fans have all the more reason to swoon over him.

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Amy Winehouse To Adopt A Child

Attention all St. Lucians: Hide your children! Amy Winehouse reportedly is looking into adopting a child from the Caribbean Island.

Amy spent nearly two months on holiday in St. Lucia this past winter. There, she reportedly kicked her drug habit, had at least two reported affairs, and alienated nearly every guest at the LeSport Resort with her nearly nude antics.

Via The TransWorldNews:

“Amy is seriously thinking about adopting,” says an insider. “She has always wanted to be a mother. She loves St. Lucia and would move there for good in order to adopt.”

If you live in St. Lucia, now may be time to slap that ‘For Sale’ sign in your front yard.

However, I am inclined to think a child may be good for Amy. Perhaps she could adopt an 18-year-old. That way she would always have a designated driver and someone to send out for cigs, ballet slippers, and Aqua Net.

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