Paris Hilton Hides Coke in Her Lady Bits !?

Paris Hilton tried to hide her coke stash in her vagina according to Ian Halperin’s website IUC.

“A longtime pal of drug felony charged accused the spoiled wildchild of using her vagina as a hiding place for her stash. “That’s why the first thing she asked the cops in Vegas was to use the bathroom,” the source named “Caroline” told IUC. “She knew it would be her only chance to hide the cocaine and avoid arrest. Paris is not as dumb as she seems. She’s one of the most clever and manipulative people one can ever meet. And she thinks quick, just like she did in Vegas. She has cat like reflexes.”

The friend claims that Hilton has eluded airport security in the past by stashing the drugs in a lubricated condom before placing it in her vagina. “That’s what I’ve heard from a very good source, she’s a pro at it,” “Caroline” told IUC. “Paris travels all over the world and parties like a rockstar. I love her but she definitely needs professional help. It’s time she looks at herself in the mirror and realizes she’s not 21 anymore.”

Correct me if I am wrong, but didn’t she drop the coke? Not so cat-like. If it is true,she better find a new hiding place otherwise Lindsay Lohan is going to be crawling up there.

Robert Pattinson’s Nude Details Photos and NSFW Video

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Details Magazine scored an interview with the Keeper of the Unicorn Field. Robert Pattinson hasn’t had a moment of rest in between filming the ‘Twilight’ saga, participating in several other films (Bel Ami, Remember Me), press events, junkets, photo shoots and endless interviews discussing every angle of his life.

“Seriously, you eventually realize you can’t make every single decision. I was always building, always protecting something. At the same time, I seemed to be losing the ability to move. I’d protected myself into checkmate. Even mentally.” In that moment, he has a realization: “I can barely remember the last two years. Not like a haze of partying or anything like that. Just . . . it’s been crazy.”

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Being stalked on a daily basis has grown monotonous. Pattinson jokes about the crazy fans and has been forced to find the humor in having a target on his back.

“I find it really funny—if I got shot, I would literally be in hysterics. I would be like, ‘Are you serious? Jesus Christ, get Zac Efron! He’s got more social relevance than I do.’”

The photo spread accompanying the interview (seen below) was difficult for Sparklepants. Two naked women simply made him uncomfortable during the NSFW Robert Pattinson photo shoot.

“I really hate vaginas. I’m allergic to vagina. But I can’t say I had no idea, because it was a 12-hour shoot, so you kind of get the picture that these women are going to stay naked after, like, five or six hours. But I wasn’t exactly prepared. I had no idea what to say to these girls. Thank God I was hungover.”

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Britney Spears Tampa Show Crotch Flash – Photos and Video

During Britney Spears’ latest string of “Circus” tour performances she wore an awful gold outfit that left her lady bits hanging out. While in Tampa she discovered that she was exposed. Her embarrassment was aired out as she exclaimed backstage that:

“My p*ssy is hanging out!”

The crowd heard her complaint as her microphone was still on. Being that she lip-synchs her way through her shows, I doubted the mic is ever on. Regardless….nothing like flashing a crowd of tweens your no-no.

We have all seen it before. It’s like going to see The Thunder From Down Under Male Revue at my local bar. It was interesting the first time around, now it’s just another Friday night.

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