Vanessa Paradis

Johnny Depp’s Angelina Jolie Restraining Order

March 4, 2010 By Holly Stafford Leave a Comment

Johnny Depp’s longtime girlfriend Vanessa Paradis has reportedly asked Depp to cut himself out of his latest film because she doesn’t want to be another Angelina Jolie love casualty. As soon as Paradis found out Depp would have a major love scene with Jolie in “The Tourist” she started campaigning to get him the hell out of there.

Per NYPost:

“He’s currently trying to [get out of the movie], but I don’t know if he’s succeeded. But he’s trying and they’re talking about replacing him with [Jolie's partner] Brad Pitt or Leonardo DiCaprio.”

So far it hasn’t worked as we’ve already seen pictures of the co-stars filming, but the NY Post says there is some behind the scenes manipulating going on and that it is possible Johnny could be replaced Pitt DiCaprio. Given Jolie’s track record, I would worry too! Jolie has a history of stealing other people’s men, credited with breaking up Pitt’s marriage to Jennifer Aniston and stealing Billy Bob Thorton away from Laura Dern during their engagement.

Filming started last month, and Depp and Jolie were spied sharing a laugh Tuesday on set at the Palazzo Pisani Moretta in Venice. In the movie, Jolie plays an Interpol agent who seduces a tourist, played by Depp, in order to flush out a criminal she slept with in the past. Oh Johnny boy, lets hope you’re not stupid.

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Johnny Depp Stinks…Literally

February 26, 2010 By Crista Webster 9 Comments

As this Dame has always suspected, Johnny Depp and his lady love, Vanessa Paradis smell...bad!

According to sources, neither Depp nor Paradis care much for personal hygiene and rarely shower.

Via Fox 411:

“Johnny usually smells because he rarely showers. He isn’t big on personal cleanliness and Vanessa isn’t much different. They found their perfect match in each other – it’s hard to be around them. Their personal hygiene is not their priority.”

And as for Paradis’s job as a glamorous supermodel? Apparently she’s only glam while on the job.

“Vanessa is the furthest thing from a supermodel every second that she isn’t on a big photo shoot. No makeup and unruly hair – she’s a bit of a mess normally.”

According to the source, Depp replies on his on-set hair and make-up team while filming to keep him from smelling like a giant armpit.

I wonder how is latest co-star Angelina Jolie will deal with the smell? Ah, never mind, she’ll be right at home as it is also widely reported that Brad Pitt enjoys days of un-bathing.

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Johnny Depp to Marry Vanessa Paradis – Rumor # 328

January 16, 2009 By Crista Webster 1 Comment

According to reheated marriage rumors,Johnny Depp and his baby-mama Vanessa Paradis are getting married this April. The couple, who have been together for over 10 years and have two children together, will marry at the chapel on the grounds of their French estate. Not only do they have a French estate, but it has its very own chapel. I guess the economic crisis isn’t affecting everyone after all.

The two have been rumored to finally decided to get married for years. After his
daughter, Lily-Rose Melody Depp, fought for her life and recovered, they were reportedly set to marry shortly after unconfirmed illness nearly took Lily’s life in 2007. So what took them so long? Apparently Johnny isn’t fond of his surname and didn’t want to stick Paradis with it.

Depp states Via MTV-UK:

“It would be a shame to ruin her last name! It’s so perfect – Vanessa Paradis. So beautiful. It would be such a drag to stick her with Paradis-Depp. It’s like a flat note! But if she ever said, ‘Hey, let’s get hitched’, I would do it in a second.”

It is rumored that Depp’s frequent collaborator and director of choice, Tim Burton, will act as his best man and his “Pirates of the Caribbean” co-star Keith Richards is also rumored to be in attendance.

Sounds like a creep-tastic affair to me. I can already envision a sea of men in ruffled shirts and black nail polish, with their hair carrying a week’s worth of grease; something quite reminiscent of Guns and Roses ‘November Rain’ video. I wonder if Depp will deliver his vows with or without his recently acquired English accent?