“Glee” Season Two Episode Three Recap-SEE IT HERE

Dear “Gleeks”:

It was a very special “Glee,” this week, no? I mean with a title like ‘Grilled Chesus’ you knew you were in for a good time and with the previews promising something heartbreaking, I thought I had poised myself after the steaming pile that was the Britney Spears Episode last week (Read that review HERE).

And though I was moved to tears multiple times this week, I am hormonal and could easily pass those tears off on having missed the season sale at Michael Kors. But it was more than that. Much, much more.

You see, this episode made me think seriously about fathers. Many people, unfortunately don’t have them or are stuck with shoddy fathers who rarely come around. I am lucky. I have the best father in the world, hands down. And, like Kurt’s father, mine has had many issues with his heart clearly revealing why this week’s episode was so moving to me.

But ‘Grilled Cheesus’ did get me thinking about faith and the belief that not believing is actually believing in something. That sometimes, you have to believe in something, or there’s nothing. Wow. I sound like a fortune cookie at a two-bit strip-mall Chinese take-out place. You get what I mean, right?

If I look critically at this episode, I do have to say that it was quite predictable. Kurt makes a comment to his dad about his poor eating habits which includes two Slim Jims and a Coke for breakfast, which automatically lets you know that old Burt is about to take a turn for the worst. And once he and Kurt have a spat regarding Friday night dinner and Kurt’s decision to attend the coveted “Sound of Music” sing-a-long, it was a done deal that his dad would be in a coma.

Further, once we were given the story of how Kurt’s father squeezed his hand at his mother’s funeral, coupled with Kurt’s rendition of “I Wanna Hold Your Hand,” it was known that Burt would make his presence known by giving Kurt’s hand a tug in the final scenes. Predictable? For sure. But, still moving nonetheless.

So what did I actually like? First the return of Puck: I missed him and admit it, so did you. I miss the mohawk as well, but love me some Billy Joel and Puck’s decision to only sing songs by Jewish artists. Throw in lines like, “I a Jew for Jesus,” and “He’s my #1 Heb,” and I am all set. Please more Puck.

Secondly, I like the difference between Finn’s idea of praying and the others. I like this because Finn, in my opinion, truly represents what a teenage boy would be praying for: football, popularity, and making it to second base. Though it’s moving to see the Glee Clubbers huddled around Burt’s bed singing songs and praying for him, it’s not typical…trust me. I work with youth on a regular basis.

Third: Sue Sylvester wasn’t such a snarky hard-ass. Though that’s probably her best quality and, without it, last week’s episode would have been a total let-down, I enjoyed that Sue herself was torn and honest as well. Sure, she did get to throw in awesome lines about spirituality belonging at the BET Awards and not at a public school, but her zingers were few and far between.

And finally, the return of Emma as a guidance counselor. Really writers, for a while there I was thinking she no longer worked for the school but had merely developed a creeper complex like dudes who hang out near the pretzel stand at the mall. Aside from putting brochures into stands, she really had a role tonight and it seemed believable.

I myself am not a religious person. However, I do respect those who are because I think that having faith in something beyond our belief is really beautiful. I am sure many of you out there will wonder why I didn’t spend more time contemplating the subject of religion. That answer’s easy, I’m not stupid. Religion has been the cause of more wars and more deaths than anything else, so I am certainly not going to open it for debate on this humble little blog.

But, in the meantime, have a little faith in something other than Prada this week.

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See who’s singing a different tune HERE.

Sarah Palin Booed on ‘Dancing with the Stars’ – VIDEO

Dancing with the Stars’ is a breeding ground for morning after gossip. I didn’t realize how quickly a room full of Z-listers in spandex can turn into buffet of gossip. It’s all the sequins and cubic zirconia. It does things to people.

[Sarah Palin Booed on 'DWTS' - VIDEO]

Last night Sarah Palin was sitting in the audience trying to rock a bump in effort “to be super duper trendy like the youth on Jersey Shore who help make America great by stimulating the economy with their supply and demand of hair gel and condoms.” (Say it with that Palin twang.) Tom Bergeron drew the short straw back stage and had to do a mini interview with Sarah. Here is where the boos come in.

After Jennifer Grey and her partner received their scores and were in the holding room (which I am convinced doubles as an underground Family Feud themed swingers club) boos and jeering rang out. Grey and the rest of the cast were clueless as to what was going on. Word is that the crowd was booing Sarah Palin. Reps for the show say that the audience was jeering the lackluster scores given to Grey despite the fact Jen had the highest scores of the night.

This is where my humble powers of deduction start tingling…Why would the audience boo after the judgment was over and not when the scores were handed out? I am sure the fact that Tom put on his lets-get-this-done-and-over-with face and trudged over to Palin was purely coincidental to the spontaneous crowd boo. As the camera panned and the Sarah mini interview began she had a warmer reception.

Thoughts?

Another FYI, Jamie Lee Curtis has been cheering for Grey. I adore Curtis and I am glad to see her on the show. It makes having to watch Ceiling Eyes aka Audrina Patridge worth it. Seriously. What is she looking at?

“I was in the Team Jennifer Grey, … like, pen. I’m hoping to be front row for Team Jennifer every week if I can. I’m going to try to.”

Click HERE for some Gossip Girl news…

Or click HERE for a full recap of DWTS…

Lady Gaga Meat Dress Explained – PHOTOS, VIDEO

Lady Gaga showed up to the 2010 MTV VMAs in her staple avant-garde on steroids style.

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She wore a rather demure (for her anyway) dress on the white carpet entry to the awards. As for the show itself, she wore a dress made of meat. Lady Gaga won the award for Video of the Year and walked on stage in her protein laden dress and even asked presenter Cher to “hold her meat purse.”

Later on Ellen she explained her choice in a meat dress…

“It’s certainly no disrespect to anyone that’s vegan or vegetarian. As you known I’m the most judgment-free human being on the Earth. It has many interpretations, but for me this evening it’s [saying] if we don’t stand up for what we believe in, if we don’t fight for our rights, pretty soon we’re going to have as much rights as the meat on our bones.”

For a complete winners list, photos and videos from the 2010 MTV VMAs CLICK HERE

Or indulge your inner fashion maven and find out what color reigns supreme for fall at The Fashion Spot by clicking HERE

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Miley Cyrus Shows Off Bra While Clubbing with Ashley Greene – PHOTOS, VIDEO

Miley Cyrus went clubbing with her “LOL” costar, Ashley Greene in Paris over the long weekend. As she and Greene hit the scene, Miley was allegedly “tipsy” according to a few radio reports and witness-types. Other media outlets reported that she sucked on candy all night. (Booze. I am pretty sure that is how everyone celebrates Labor Day.)

Miley and Ashley are currently in Paris filming and decided to take a break over the weekend. She hit a few clubs despite being legally underage (18 in France, 21 in the U.S.) wearing a see through lacy top that showed off her bra. She danced with a lollipop in one hand at Hotspot VIP as DJ Ruckus kept the girls dancing well into the early hours of the morning. Onlookers told Us Weekly that the girls “were having a good time, but didn’t act too crazy.”

I haven’t found any online claims that Miley Cyrus was drinking to back up the rumor, just a few emails and a rumor on the radio. Judging by the photos, she doesn’t look she is doing cartwheels to her car and she wasn’t photographed with a drink in her hand so file it under spiked juice boxes or sober ho strollin’.

Click HERE to see who Miley Cyrus is rumored to be “Friends with Benefits” with…

Or Click HERE to see her surprise duet with Justin Bieber!

For more on Ashley’s Tweets on her Paris trip Click HERE

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Katy Perry to Host Teen Choice 2010

Pop sensation and multi-platinum recording artist Katy Perry is set to host TEEN CHOICE 2010 airing Monday, Aug. 9 (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. The Grammy-nominated artist will also perform during the 12th annual special that celebrates the year’s hottest teen icons in film, television, music, sports and fashion.

TEEN CHOICE 2010 will award the coveted Teen Choice Surfboard awards to the year’s coolest stars in categories such as Choice TV Villain, Choice Scene Stealer and the newest entry, Choice Country Music Artist. A co-host, nominees, presenters and additional performers will be announced soon.

Singer-songwriter Katy Perry has gone from internet music sensation to bona fide international star in just two years. Her multi-platinum debut album, “One of the Boys,” generated four hit singles: “I Kissed A Girl,” “Hot N Cold,” “Thinking Of You” and “Waking Up In Vegas.” This August, the Grammy-nominated artist will release her next album, “Teenage Dream,” which features “California Gurls,” the fastest-rising single to Top 10 radio in more than four years. A 30 second teaser for the video can be seen here.

Katy Perry’s ‘California Gurls’ Sneak Peek VIDEO

In addition to selling five million albums worldwide, the Santa Barbara, CA-born Perry has appeared on the covers of dozens of publications, including Seventeen, Cosmopolitan and Glamour. She also served as a guest judge at the auditions on the most recent season of AMERICAN IDOL. Perry was voted Best New Artist in 2008 by readers of Rolling Stone and Best New Act at the 2008 Europe Music Awards. More recently, she was named one of People’s “Most Beautiful People,” one of Entertainment Weekly’s “Entertainers of the Year,” one of Esquire’s “Women We Love,” and No. 1 on Maxim’s 2010 “Hot 100” list.

Lady Gaga Alejandro VIDEO

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Lady Gaga has strapped a couple of bicycle tire pumps to her chest and cranked out her new video for Alejandro. Enjoy!

Top Rapper’s Gay Sex Tape Surfaces – UPDATED

Someone’s career is about to end…

A rumor complete with a screen still has hit the net and is said to be a famous rapper indulging in sex with another man. Media Takeout received a screen shot of the rapper and his partner engaged in several “illicit acts.” Word is that the man in the pic and the rumored rapper went through a bad breakup and so the bitter ex is now selling the tape to the highest bidder.

Theories abound, Bow Wow seems to be the top guess by commenters. NSFW photo below the cut. Click “Read More…” Below

Developing…

UPDATED – Rumors are gaining speed. It appears that this rapper is taking ads out on Craigslist! Here is an ad from the Personals M4M section that was posted on Craigslist Los Angeles on Saturday.

I’m More Than Just An Option (Beverly Hills, Los Angeles)

I am in town for a few days on business looking to find someone to hangout with and just be myself with. We can have lunch, drive the cost, play games, or sit and talk. I don’t have pics because I gotta watch my back, cause I’m not just anybody. I will say that I’m in my early 20′s, 6’2″,bi-racial, decent body, nice smile. You must be ages 25-40, masculine, good head on his shoulder, vert discret. If you like what you hear, send me a Pic and Stats.

Fingers are point to Drake thanks to lyric dropping and references to beinb bi-racial.

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Robert Pattinson and 50 Cent Duet

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What a fun way to start off my morning! According to MTV rapper 50 Cent is currently looking for new G-Unit recruits and thought about Robert Pattinson, saying that his huge following makes him a prime contender.

“Robert Pattinson. He has a big enough following to be the frontline,” 50 laughed. ” ‘Twilight’ ain’t no joke.”

Pattinson has already released songs on the soundtrack to the “Twilight” film and has previously described Eminem as “my hero” so he would fit right in. In March, he was also quoted as saying that he wanted to release his own album in 2011.

Before Pattinson landed the role as Edward Cullen he was set to quit acting and focus on his music career. While it would be great to see Sparklepants hopping around on stage with his pants down a couple feet too low, I don’t think we’ll be hearing him yelling “G-Unit!” anytime soon. One can dream though.

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Brittany Murphy’s Husband Smokes Cigars While Letting Media Tour Bathroom – Photos

Seriously. This is a bit disturbing. Brittany Murphy’s husband, Simon Monjack, let Radar Online into his home to take a video tour of the bathroom in which his wife collapsed and died just 3 months ago. While they tapped the scene of Murphy’s death, he smoked a cigar and described Brittany’s penchant for beauty products. Bottles, lotions and make littered every inch of available surface in the bathroom. He claimed he hadn’t been in there since she died.

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Currently the house is up for sale with his plan to sell the home $7.2 million and move to NY with Brittany’s mother, Sharon. (Ew.) I find this disturbing and odd that he’d want to show the scene of his wife’s death to the world.

“Simon told RadarOnline.com that he turned down six-figure money offers from media outlets to show the bathroom and received no money for interview or video footage. He simply wanted to show the world what really happened.”

Umm…we know what happened. She collapsed in the bathroom and passed away. The man creeps me out and makes me all slanty-eyed with suspicion. While he claimed to be distraught and in such pain he has taken every opportunity to do an interview and even attempted to start a charity which was later busted.

Thoughts?

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Oscar 2010 – Winners List, Pictures, Video

Oscars 2010. Ryan Seacrest polished his lifts, starlets were waxed, plucked and dipped in a respective designer’s dress and I (armed only with trailer park sangria -white wine, Crystal Light and a Fruit Roll Up-) spent my evening watching Craig Ferguson until the pre-show started. Sexy no?

The fashion on the red carpet was all about metallics, giant draping, corset bodices, flowery applique (not kidding SJP was adorned in posy embellishment along with Sandra Bullock) and Gabourey Sidibe stating: “If fashion was porn, my dress would be the money shot.”

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The highlight of the show was watching Sandra Bullock’s acceptance speech. She won gracefully and even mentioned her fictitious rivalry with Meryl Streep. She also mentioned what a good kisser Streep is in reference to their kiss at the Critics Choice Awards (video below).

[Sandra Bullock Meryl Streep Kiss - Video]

There was also a “Kayne Moment” during the award for Best Documentary. Elinor Burkett wrestled the microphone away from director-producer Roger Ross Williams after their film, “Music by Prudence,” won. Why? Apparently the two have had a huge rift over the film. Burkett claims that she came up with idea for the short, was robbed of creative control and dropped out of the project after the direction of the short focused on one person (Prudence) instead of the entire band. Williams claims he brought the documentary to life.

“The truth is that she saw the band perform [in Zimbabwe], and told me about that, and then I opened up a dialogue with the [King George VI School & Centre for Children with Physical Disabilities] school and went on my own – which you would’ve heard about in my speech — and spent $6,000 going to Africa shooting myself. And when people expressed interest in the film, I asked her to come on board. And then I regretted that decision. Then she sued.”

The lawsuit was settle in small claims and despite dropping out of the film, Burkett qualified to be a producer and thus a nominee. She then rushed to the stage to interrupt Williams’ speech. It was never discussed as to who would accept the award, but she claims he won’t speak to her. His view on the acceptance speech crashing…

“That was handled by the publicist for the academy. I don’t know what they told her. The academy is very clear that only one person can speak. I own the film. She has no claim whatsoever. She has nothing to do with the movie. She just ambushed me. I was sort of in shock.”

Oscars 2010 Winners List

Motion Picture: The Hurt Locker

Actor: Jeff Bridges, Crazy Heart

Actress: Sandra Bullock, The Blind Side

Supporting Actor: Christoph Waltz, Inglourious Basterds

Supporting Actress: Mo’Nique, Precious: Based on the Novel ‘Push’ by Sapphire

Director: Kathryn Bigelow, The Hurt Locker

Foreign Film: El Secreto de Sus Ojos Argentina.

Adapted Screenplay: Geoffrey Fletcher, Precious: Based on the Novel ‘Push’ by Sapphire

Original Screenplay: Mark Boal, The Hurt Locker

Animated Feature Film: Up

Art Direction: Avatar

Cinematography: Avatar

Sound Mixing: The Hurt Locker

Sound Editing: The Hurt Locker

Original Score: Up Michael Giacchino

Original Song: The Weary Kind (Theme From Crazy Heart) from Crazy Heart, Ryan Bingham and T Bone Burnett

Costume: The Young Victoria

Documentary Feature: The Cove

Documentary (short subject): Music by Prudence

Film Editing: The Hurt Locke

Makeup: Star Trek

Animated Short Film: Logorama

Live Action Short Film: The New Tenants

Visual Effects: Avatar

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