Michael Jackson Memorial – Video

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For those of you who are loyal to our site, you may have noticed a lull this past week. As we posted, two of the Dames had computers that decided to spontaneously combust on the eve of Michael Jackson’s Memorial. Therefore, we missed covering it for you. A thousand apologies.

In case you are the one (and there was only one) who missed the memorial, we have included the video here. The memorial was quite moving and featured performances by Mariah Carey, Jennifer Hudson, Usher, Stevie Wonder, and my personal favorite, Lionel Richie. There were also tributes paid to Jackson by his friends such as Motown Records founder Barry Gordy and Queen Latifiah.

Needless to say, the most moving moment of the service was when Michael’s daughter, Paris, spoke to the crowd both at the Staples Center, and the nearly one billion viewers at home. Her goodbye to her father was heart-wrenching, and her words: “I just wanted to say I love him so much,” left us all teary-eyed.

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Britney Spears Radar Official Video – See it Here!

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Ah yes. Britney Spears’ video for Radar has hit the net. I doubt it will be up for long so enjoy it while you can.

For those of you who miss it here is a recap:

Britney pulls up to what I am assuming is boyfriend’s mansion. They walk through ome stables and everything is about ponies. Flashes of boyfriend playing polo and Brit watching him with those fancy opera glasses. Snooze. Boyfriend then gives her necklace and goes out to hose down his pony (literally horse and hose WTF?) while Brit writhes around on a bed for a bit. Then she goes down to the stable while Polo boy is braiding his horsey’s tail. Flash to a polo game and Spears looking like she is “My Fair Lady” extra wearing what appears to be a black scrunchie in her weave. She then ditches her boy for another pony lover and drops the necklace first man ho gave her on the floor and runs off into the sunset with new guy.

All I got from this was tones of bestiality mixed with a black scrunchie in the ascot scene.

Leighton Meester Sex Tape Sold – Photos

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Gasp! Celebrities are kinky in the sack and make sex tapes. I am not about to judge how people get their sexy on, but if you don’t want it aired out to the rest of the world…then don’t record it.

A tape of Leighton Meester making sweet, sweet foot lovin’ to her then boyfriend has been sold to Celeb Hotline. The site shows several compromising photos of the tape and promises scandalous scenes from “Gossip Girls” star, including indulging in a foot fetish.

I bet Blair…er…Leighton is taping her fingers manically together and giggling. Sex tapes are the best way to create interest and stir press. Look at Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian. Neither of those two will go away and how did they get notoriety? Hump tapes. Besides, I am betting Meester is scrappy. She was born in jail which and jail babies are street sexy and if she has any smarts she will come out saying, “Yeah, I have talented feet and like sex. What of it?”

Slightly NSFW Photo of Leighton Meester’s Sex Tape After the Cut. Click “Read More…”

Images Via: Celeb Hotline, Wenn

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Shawn Johnson Dead – Video

Here is your WTF?!? of the day. It’s a bit sick in my opinion, especially when the host talks about her hindquarters and her father talks about breeding her.


Gymnast Shawn Johnson Put To Sleep After Breaking Leg

Today Now! did a spoof on gymnast Shawn Johnson being euthanized after breaking her leg. Equating her to a horse, they talk about her injury and having put down. I hope they took home some decent bank for doing this.

Funny or Stupid?

Conan O’Brien First Year 3000 – Video

Conan O’Brien revamped his classic ‘In the Year 2000’ bit to ‘In the Year 3000’ after is move to the “Tonight Show.” It is been a long wait for me. I adore Conan.

The fact that too believes “I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here” should be changed to “I’m a Douche Bag, Leave Me Here” makes me want to emblazon that manta on a t-shirt. Alas….I am too lazy and don’t want to wear anything Pratt related.

Joe Jonas Does Beyonce’s ‘Single Ladies’ Dance – Video

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Back in February the Jonas Brothers decided to give their fans a little something for funsies. They had a contest to make Joe Jonas do something ridiculous and doing the “Single Ladies” dance from Beyonce’s latest album won.

I am kinda surprise they didn’t change the lyrics to “Shoulda put a purity ring on it” and send this nuttery off to Russell Brand.

Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince Sneak Peek – Video

I loves me Harry Potter. Yes I am one of those geeks who stand proudly in line for hours while wearing my t-shirt that says: “I Get on All Fours for Gryffindors!”

So here is a tiny clip of the upcoming “Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince.”

This is the scene in which Ron accidentally eats chocolates made with a love potion intended for Harry. (This goes to prove I actually have read a book.)

Lindsay Lohan Shares Fuzzy Feelings on Ellen – Video

Lindsay Lohan stopped by Ellen Degeneres to talk about her very public break up with Samantha Ronson.

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Lindsay came clean saying that the restraining order put into effect by the Ronson family is true. Lohan looked frail and I would happily drown my sorrows in a double double with her if puts a few pounds on her.

She also revealed that she was clueless when it came to Sam dumping her. Lohan threw her hands up in disbelief and affirmed that she hadn’t seen Ronson in a week and “she disappeared.” They then broke up and she stuck to her guns saying that she didn’t cheat. Lohan also aired out the fact that her father, Michael Lohan, cheated on her mother all the time.

The interview came to close with Linds stating that she still has hopes for her and Samantha’s relationship. It was kinda sad.

Via E! Online:

“I really care about Samantha and we’ll see what happens. Maybe when we’re fully in the right place. And I love her.”

She also mentioned her career during the interview and had she been on a radio show you would have heard the sound of a toilet flushing. But seriously Lohan….your weave probably weighs more than you do. Eat something that isn’t in liquid or powder form.

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Beyonce’s Real Vocals – Audio

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Good ol’ TMZ got a hold of an audio clip of Beyonce’s live vocals during her November “Today Show” appearance. First, Howard Stern aired out the pre-shopped vocals on his radio show. Typically Beyonce has some back up singers and a song board to buffer out all the bad. It isn’t as bad as Britney Spears’ live vocals (see below.)

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See…it could always be worse.

Jackson Rathbone 100 Monkeys Performance-Video and Photos

Those ‘Twilight’ kids sure do spend a lot of time together. WTF? Are they trying to replace the Brat Pack? Sorry, Nikki Reed will never come close to Molly Ringwald, or even Ally Sheedy.

So here they are, in Vancouver last night at a 100 Monkeys show. In case you aren’t female or in case you don’t live within a 100 mile radius of one, Jackson Rathbone (aka Jasper Hale/Cullen) is the lead guitarist and singer of the band.

Nearly the entire cast came out to listen to Rathbone and his band including everyone’s favorite ‘we’re not a lesbian couple’ couple, Nikki Reed and Kristen Stewart. They can be seen in the video in the front row. At first, I was pretty sure Nikki was having a seizure, turns out that is what she calls dancing. Feel the beat, girl! I have been to many a ‘White Girl Dance Party’ myself. KStew was more subdued and opted for taking pictures of Rathbone as he played. FYI, the paps have way better cameras than that. You should really just invest in some of those pictures.

Others in attendance were Taylor Lautner (anyone else wondering how the 17 year-old got in?), Peter Facinelli, Kellen Lutz, and Ashley Greene who apparently spent her time there playing touch my hynie with Lost’s Ian Somerhalder. Oh! Me likes! It’s like my two favorite things in the world are merging: ‘Lost’ and the ‘Twilight Saga’. Somerhalder is in Vancouver shooting the new series ‘The Vampire Diaries’. I guess fictitious vampires dig Canada, eh?

Notably absent was Robert Pattinson. I don’t think he’s so much the dancing/pose for pictures in a crowded bar full of Twi-hards type.

What do we think of Rathbone’s singing and playing? He’s pretty decent, though the audio is poor. When you’re that pretty, it really doesn’t matter though, does it?

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