Oh how disappointing! I was hoping for something soooo much better. I will go easy on this because when you mess with Anna Wintour you might wake up with the head of horse in your bed. So…on to the good stuff. The article begins with the classic how’s-the-weather type talk. Her movie with Owen Wilson, her relationship with Vince Vaugh and John Mayer. Blah, Blah…that bitch Angelina Jolie. Huzzah! Now we’re talking!
“When I ask her about Angelina Jolie, Aniston asks me to turn off the tape recorder for a moment. Suffice it to say, if there is never any love gained in the first place, there can be no love lost. But she did want to put a few things on the record. (Funnily enough, they involve some of the same issues brought up by the recent profile of Jolie in The New York Times, in which she talks about falling in love on the set of Mr. & Mrs. Smith.) She asks me if I ever saw a cartoon that appeared in the New York Post a couple of years ago that depicts Aniston talking on the phone in her kitchen.
The bubble over her head says, HI ANGELINA…I DECIDED TO TAKE YOU UP ON YOUR OFFER OF A “SIT-DOWN TALK.”…In the drawing, Aniston is loading a shotgun, and there is a copy of Vogue sitting next to her. (The cartoon was inspired by an interview I did with Jolie for this magazine in January 2007 in which she said she would welcome the opportunity to “sit down” with Aniston.) Someone sent Aniston the cartoon (“the funniest thing I’ve ever seen,” she says), and afterward, she could not resist the urge to buy a copy of Vogue to see what the fuss was about. What really rankled Aniston about the piece was that Jolie felt the need to recount a detailed timeline of exactly how her relationship developed on the set of Mr. and Mrs. Smith, while Aniston was still married to and living with Pitt.
“There was stuff printed there that was definitely from a time when I was unaware that it was happening,” says Aniston. “I felt those details were a little inappropriate to discuss.” Aniston, still galled, shakes her head in disbelief. “That stuff about how she couldn’t wait to get to work every day? That was really uncool.”
That’s it? No… ”She is a ho and I hope her vag is droopy from all those babies flying out!” ???? WTF?
If you want to save yourself the trip to the news stand, the full Jennifer Aniston December Vogue Interview is after the fold…
