Jennifer Garner is all Stabby Over Gwyneth Paltrow

Looks the uber adorable and typically demure Jennifer Garner is ready to cut a ho. Someone teach her use a straight razor first. Maybe we should start her on Venus razors first.

Good ol’ Us Weekly is claiming that Garner is still a beast of raging jealousy. Despite having two of the most gorgeous kids with her husband, Ben Affleck, Jen is flipping her shiz over Violet’s friendship with Gwyneth Paltrow‘s son. Moses and attend the same school of over privileged children who eat gold and ride flying ponies around. According to the mag, this eats away at Jennifer and she can’t stand having her husband’s ex girlfriend’s offspring in vicinity of her or Violet.

“A source claims that the proximity to the ex-girlfriend and her family is very uncomfortable for Jen, especially when it comes to play dates with the kids. Jen had issues with Violet attending a birthday bash for Moses back in April, but then had a bigger problem when she found Moses in her own house!

The source says: “After the party, Ben’s mom invited Moses over to Ben and Jen’s house for a play date. Jen came home and flipped out! She was so angry at Ben’s Mom for inviting them over.”

I am calling BS on this one. Perhaps it’s because I have admiration for the former “Alias” star. Or…you know…common sense.

Violet Affleck Still Using Pacifier – Photos

Ooooo! That girl is going to have some teeth issues.

Now, I am no parenting expert (I’m the type who doesn’t see anything wrong with telling those mongrel children next door I will feed their dog Draino spiked chocolate cupcakes if they encourage him to crap in my yard one more time) but I am thinking Violet Affleck is way too old to be using a pacifier.

She still looks like a beauty queen even with that insta-buck tooth binky in her mouth. I adore Jennifer Garner, but this is just begging for braces. I mean… this is boarder line Suri Cruise craziness.

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Jennifer Garner Gives Birth to Baby Girl!

Finally. After a couple of false alarms, Jennifer Garner has finally given birth. Jennifer gave birth to a baby girl on Tuesday. This is Ben Affleck and Jennifer’s second child. Their first baby, Violet, is a gorgeous girl and is said to be thrilled to have a baby sister.

Garner and Affleck had their baby girl at Cedars Sinai Medical Center. A rep for the couple stated that mom and baby are doing well.

According to Us Weekly:

“A smiling Garner was spotted being wheeled on a roll-away hospital bed as she was taken to her room. A blanket was draped over her, and it appeared that she was holding the baby. Shortly after, the hospital staff brought in a portable bassinet and heart monitor to check on the baby.”

No other details have emerged yet. As soon as more emerge I will update.

Congrats to the Afflecks!

Jennifer Garner Still Pregnant

It must have been a regular checkup or a false alarm yesterday as Ben Affleck escorted his wife, Jennifer Garner, into the hospital. Rumors that they are welcoming a baby boy any day now have everyone anxiously awaiting the arrival.

Garner was photographed with their gorgeous daughter, Violet, indulging in a shopping trip later yesterday afternoon. They hit up Williams Sonoma in Santa Monica.

It’s unfair how pretty that family is. Add a basset hound named Wilmer and you have the world’s most sickenly sweet family. The Jolie-Pitt family should take notes.

Images Via: Pacific Coast News, Celebrity Baby Scoop