Brad Pitt And Jennifer Aniston Back Together?!?

It just wouldn’t be Wednesday is we didn’t have yet another report that Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt are getting back together. Sigh. So boring. So 2005.

In Touch Weekly has scored the golden cover story this week. The mag is reporting that Pitt and Aniston met up on the night of April 23 at an “intimate location”. I never thought of the 405 rest stop as intimate, but to each her own.

To top this off, the magazine also has a photo showing that Aniston and Pitt were spotted wearing the same necklace. Oh, the scandal.

This also comes just a day after reports were made that Aniston’s BFF Courtney Cox-Arquette and her husband what’s his face, were spotted talking to Pitt. Perhaps she asked him where he got his necklace.

Via Perez Hilton:

“Instead of ignoring him, Courteney chatted away with Brad all night. The three were in great spirits and seemed really happy to see each other, reported the snitch.”

I am sorry kids, but I am pretty sure Saint Angelina has a tether strapped to Brad’s ankle at this point. Anytime he gets within a hundred feet of Aniston it sends an electric shock through his body. This must explain that annoyed look Pitt had on his face through most of the Oscars.

Let’s take an informal poll, shall we? Tomorrow Brangelina will emerge from hiding together with how many of their kids? Maddox, Pax, and Z are pretty much givens at this point. Shiloh, likely. But what about the twins? They’ll be all smiles pushing the kids on a swing at a park or at a museum somewhere. Bet.

Brad Pitt Caught Cheating On Angelina Jolie With Nanny

It seems there is trouble in the un-wedding bliss of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. According to the latest issue of Star Magazine, Papa Pitt was caught pulling a Jude Law (and I am not talking about making a crappy movie). Star’s source claims that Pitt was discovered giving one of his kids’ hot little nannies a rubdown…while she lay on a bed in the room of twins Knox Leon and Vivienne!

Unfortunately for Pitt, he forgot to close the bedroom door. He also seems to have forgotten that his baby-mama, Angelina Jolie was also at home at the time, as she is the one who caught the two!

Via Star:

“[Angelina] completely flipped out. She got right in Brad’s face, screaming at the top of her lungs, and told the nanny to get out of her house and never come back!”

Guess this means one of the other seven nannies is going to pull double-duty until Angie and Brad can find a replacement.

Is it just me, or do you also miss the old Angelina that would have ripped off her shirt, grabbed some knives from the kitchen, and joined in on the fun? The Ange who claimed she was always up for a little competition?

According to Star, Angelina also let Pitt have it by slapping him across his face. Unfortunately, unless she ripped off his shirt to expose the same chest he sported in “Fight Club” after the slap, I am uninterested.