Lindsay Lohan Stumbling Drunk

Good ol’ Radar has another tale of Lindsay Lohan’s post court drunkery. This one ends with Lindsay clinging to a curtain and screaming about her friends ditching her while she did the Drunken Stumble.

Lindsay started at the Chateau Marmont. (Gurl, the jig is up. Find a new venue to pretend to sip cranberry juice at while you secretly eat bottles of vodka under the table.) After having a few drinks there, she hit up Michael Donegar’s birthday party at Palihouse hotel. This is where she lost her sober façade and went sad abandoned bridesmaid at bachelorette party.

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Ted Williams in Rehab After Altercation

Ted Williams sat on Dr. Phil’s lap and admitted to be gurgling vodka and forgetting to spit. Williams claimed to have been clean and sober for two and a half years after he was plucked from an Ohio sidewalk and shoved into stardom. He was lie-telling and has been making it rain at liquor stores and dabbling in coke. An altercation with his daughter (click HERE for more details on that…) has led him to own up to his drinking.

“The cat is out of the bag. Yes. I’ve relapsed into a drink,” Ted admitted.

“Have you had even a stumble in two-and-a-half years?” McGraw asked.

“With alcohol, I did,” Williams responded. “And I can say honestly, Dr. Phil, it didn’t lead me to my drug of choice, which was crack.”

After speaking with Williams’ family and sitting one on one with Golden Voice, Dr. Phil has given Ted a push into rehab.

“That’s what I want to say, Doc. Anything you suggest or recommend, I’m ready to do,” Ted vows. “This is something I’m making a conscious choice to do. I think I need a rest. I need some rehabilitation. I need some detox, in terms of my own feelings. I just need to get away from it all.”

Ted is now headed to a facility to battle his demons.

Lindsay Lohans’ Dad Planning Intervention

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Back on Tuesday of this week, Lindsay Lohan’s dad Michael took to the media to air some dirty laundry about his daughter, describing Lindsay’s addictions to popping pills in excess, such as Adderall, the anti-anxiety drug Zoloft, and several other bi-polar medications. Although, I’m pretty sure that is only part of her problem; she most likely chases her drugs with a couple swigs of Vodka and a few snorts of the white powdery stuff. But now, Michael is yaking on and on about how he plans to stage an intervention in order to save his daughter from all the evil in her life, provided he can tear his ex-wife Dina away from her new shoe line to help him out with his master plan.

Per Radar:

“I had a conversation with her, her mother and everyone…over the next couple of weeks I’m going to be doing things in a pretty public way,” Michael Lohan told RadarOnline.com exclusively. “But Dina has got to get on the same page with me. It’s a serious situation. You can’t just talk about it and tell me that you want to do an intervention and then do nothing. When Lindsay doesn’t adhere or listen to what I say about serious situations, I feel I have to speak publicly to put pressure on her,” he said. “If she doesn’t take my advice and do what I say…the more pressure I put on her, the more likely she is to eventually do the right thing.””

That sure is big talk from someone who is most likely the cause of all her emotional problems anyway. Yeah, sure you need Dina, but good luck with getting that intervention off the ground now that you’ve blabbed about it to the media. Lindsay can read afterall… I think! In the meantime, Dina has made it clear she wants no part of a public intervention, saying that she is outraged is going to the press about their daughter’s alleged drug abuse problems, and instead she is asking people to have more empathy for Lindsay.

Per Contact Music:

“If you’ve ever lived a day in the life of my daughter you would probably cry. It hurts and it’s sad that one of her parents goes on television and talks about her personal life – it’s personal. She’s doing fine. Whatever Lindsay’s issues are, they are family issues. If she stumbles, she falls and she gets up,” says Dina Lohan.

Does he really think he is going to help her by splashing her personal struggle all over the press? So far the crotch shots, the scolding letter from the movie producer, the video of her wailing in front of Samantha Ronson’s house and the many recent photos of her looking like a 42-year-old lush have not amounted to enough pressure to make her stop using drugs. Lilo is basically an immature, spoiled brat, despite her age. Attempting to shame her publicly will only make her stamp her feet, throw a tantrum and go on a drunken/drug enraged bender. Good one, Dad!

Lindsay Lohan’s eHarmony Profile – Video

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Good ol’ Funny or Die and Lindsay Lohan teamed up to create a PR move to make light of the recent break up with Samantha Ronson, restraining order and vodka binge. (I am sure that this was a normal night of booze for Lilo, but you know crafty gossipers like to spin.) Lohan created an eHarmony dating profile to get her some fresh strange

She also mentions that she single handedly kept gossip sites afloat. This is pretty much true. At Thanksgiving I make sure to include Lindsay, Britney Spears, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt in my before dinner prayer. (It confuses Aunt Yetta every year and to this day she believes they are distant relatives who live abroad and she is desperate to send them their holiday themed knitted pot holders. Trust me. It is easier this way.)

Avril Lavigne Headed to Rehab and Divorce Court

Seems as though self proclaimed “Princess” Avril Lavigne could be headed to rehab and potentially divorce court if she keeps on the track she’s been on lately! Lately, the washed-up “Complicated” singer is more interested in getting wasted than acting like a wife to husband Derek Whibley, singer for punk-rock band Sum 41. It has been rumored in the past that they’ve had their share of disagreements, but now its looking like you can add marital trouble to the list. The couple were spotted out this weekend partying in Los Angeles together, but they weren’t necessarily enjoying each others company. While Lavigne downed drink after drink, her husband sat alone glumly on the couch, being completely ignored.

Via Gatecrasher:

“She kept downing vodka drinks, to the point where she was obliterated. She ended up fighting with her husband before ignoring him completely.” claims a spy. ­”Avril talked to everyone else. When he was ready to leave, she downed two more shots of vodka before walking out the door. What a child!”

A wannabe rock chick with a bratty attitude? Shocker! Wonder how much longer this punk-pop union will last before one of them files for divorce?

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