Voodoo

Lindsay Lohan is Paying Porn Stars for Sex

We can pretty much call BS on any headline that claims Lindsay Lohan pays for anything besides 8 balls and bail these days. Alas, it’s a slow day and a porn star decided to make himself relevant by mentioning that he dipped his peen in Lohan’s pit of despair in exchange for cash.

Some hump star named Voodoo says that he rode Lohan around like a miniature pony at a kid’s birthday party while her father was sleeping upstairs…

Nicolas Cage has employed the talents of a Voodoo Priestess to come a save his new film. I guess the hair plug fairy wasn’t up to the job.

During shooting for “The Sorcerer’s Apprentice” two different on set car accidents nearly killed crewmembers and bystanders in New York. The first crash injured two people walking along the sidewalk when a stuntman lost control of the Ferrari he was driving. Nearly a month later, an SUV hit a parked car and nine of the set’s crew were hurt. To break this “curse” that had been reaking havoc over the set, Nick personally hired the voodoo priestess to cleanse the set of evil.

Per Starpulse Via National Enquirer:

A set source tells the tabloid, “Everyone was shocked when the voodoo woman arrived on the set. She was wearing a long black and purple dress had long stringy hair – and carried a broom. She sprinkled ‘Voodoo Dust’ on the pavement as she chanted weird phrases to frighten bad spirits.”

As of this moment, no further accidents have taken place since the voodoo fairy took Cage’s money and danced around the set.

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