Kim Kardasian W Magazine Cover Shots-SEE THEM HERE

In case you were busy watching something ‘educational’ last night, you missed a very powerful and particularly moving episode of ‘Kourtney & Kim Take New York’.

In case you’re too nauseous to view the above clip, Kim Kardashian has a mini-meltdown after seeing her, um, spread for the October 2010 magazine W.

Via Popeater:

“Oh my God, I’m more naked than I was in Playboy…I’m so mad right now! She promised I would be covered with artwork. You can see nipple. The whole concept was sold to me that nothing would be seen.”

Kim even went so far as to refer to the pics as, “Full f*cking porn!” Apparently, she’s unfamiliar with her own sex tape.

CLICK HERE for a blast from the past!

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Images Via: Mark Seliger for W Magazine

Kim Kardashian Nude, Silver Paint W Magazine – PICS

Kim Kardashian has her own sex tape, posed in Playboy and famewhores at every given opportunity. So naturally Kim did a magazine spread wearing only silver paint and subsequently cried after seeing the results.

Kardashian was nude in most of the spread done for W Magazine. She was under the impression the spread would be more “art” than nude celeb and got a case of ‘you tricked me into taking my clothes off!’ On the latest episode of ‘Kourtney & Kim Take New York’ she whined over the nearly naked spread.

“Oh my God, I’m more naked than I was in Playboy. I’m so mad right now. She promised I would be covered with artwork. You can see nipple. The whole concept was sold to me that nothing would be seen.”

Before you pro-Kim mongers get out your shanks and hunt down those editors that pinky promised Kim a nipple free shoot, she is now “glad” she did them.

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Images Via: W Mag

Kim Kardashian Gets Naked Again

Kim Kardashian is no stranger to getting naked for a photo shoot… or a video camera, for that matter. I remember when she decided to do ‘Playboy‘ and how her step dad Bruce Jenner was totally freaking out. Well I guess Bruce has gotten over it or maybe he’s just in for a big surprise as Kim’s done an “artsy” nude photoshoot for ‘W Magazine‘ and she does full frontal on the front cover and wears nothing more than some very revealing silver body paint in the pages.

Per Parade:

The famously curvaceous star posed naked for Playboy in 2007 and has been quoted about how she regretted the photos. But this time around she’s more confident about her decision to bare her body and even has the support of her family. Her mom, Kris Jenner, was on board with her photo shoot for W and told her to “go for it.”

Ok not really full frontal, but doesn’t leave much to the imagination with this picture. The Kim Kardashian W Magazine shoot is said to be of pure art. Well, at least that’s what the magazine says. We’ll let you decide on your own. Love her or hate her, you have to admit Kim is beautiful.

Click here to see who agreed to do ‘Hannah Montana’ for free!

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Demi Moore’s W Mag Photoshop Disaster – Cover

W Magazine features self-proclaimed “puma” Demi Moore on the cover of their December issue…well, almost all of Demi.

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Apparently, the W staff learned photo shop from a vocational high school substitute and seemed to have hacked-off Mrs. Kutcher’s left hip.

Via OMG:

“The mistake hardly needs to be pointed out. If you look at Moore’s left hip (our right), it seems that what used to be flesh is now a great deal of white space. But, don’t worry, Mrs. Kutcher’s thigh still seems normal, though now it appears to bulge out below her sarong.”

Not to worry. Her hip was later located in the trash next to her husband’s acting career.

UPDATE: Anthony Citrano, an LA based photographer emailed The Dame and graciously added his thoughts.

“Her hip is clearly – and magically – “fused” to the sash. This doesn’t happen organically; it happens digitally. Obviously it was a clumsy mistake.”

There you have it. A professional opinion.

Madonna and Naked Jesus in W Magazine

It’s not a dirty as it sounds, but it is as gross as it sounds.

Madonna and her latest toy, model Jesus Luz. W Magazine captured images of the two doing yucky memaw stuff like smoking while wearing gloves and playing canasta. Included in the spread is a nude of Jesus. The 50 year old Madge is desperately trying to prove she is still hip, youthful and vibrant.

Via Hollywood Rag Per W Magazine:

A source close to the star said: “She is seeing where it goes. She loves showing that she can still get the youngest, hottest thing out there.”

Word is that thanks to Madonna he has landed a new modeling agency and raised his fees to just over $100,000 from $225. The photo above pretty much sums it up. He’s probably thinking. “Dear God I hope this is worth it. It has fangs and is covered in glitter.” Meanwhile she is all… “These aren’t menthol!”

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Brad Pitt Lies About Angelina Jolie Affair

The entire Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston war has grown beyond my level of caring. Now I find it an amusing game of adult he said, she said. It’s like an even less interesting version of Watergate, but with more collagen and African children.

The latest in the saga that is these crazy kid’s life, Brad Pitt stands by Saint Angelina. I am feigning surprise. Clutch the pearls everyone. Brad denied that there was any kind of “affair” going on. Despite the fact that Jolie admitted that she and Pitt “fell in love” on the set of “Mr. and Mrs. Smith,” he is trying to convince us that he isn’t slutty.

Pitt told W Magazine (Via Access Hollywood):

“What people don’t understand is that we filmed ['Mr. & Mrs. Smith'] for a year,” he told the publication. “We were still filming after Jen and I split up. Even then it doesn’t mean that there was some kind of dastardly affair. There wasn’t. I’m very proud of the way that it was handled. It was respectful. [The film] will mean something to our kids. It will, that’s all.”

Right. We are supposed to believe that he didn’t fall victim to Jolie’s vodoo vag until after Aniston and he split? The movie came out on June 10th, 2005. They announced their decision to split in May of 2005. Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston divorced on October 2, 2005.

Hmmmm…..that math doesn’t add up to me. Someone is a liar, liar crotch on fire.

Images Via: W Magazine