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Ellen DeGeneres suffered chest pains during a meeting before filming her talk show. The issue started on Sunday night and grew into a “tightness” in her chest this morning. One of her staff members called 911 and the Fire Department arrived at the Warner Brothers lot to check out DeGeneres as a precautionary measure.
The Warlock of Crazy Turned Traveling Freak Show of Cokehead Shenanigans is continuing to anger Warner Brothers. He has been flapping his vodka hole and shilling stories about returning to ‘Two and a Half Men’ and the network wanting him back. WB is calling Charlie Sheen a liar, liar crotch on fire.
They have sent him and his attorney a letter demanding his stop making accusations that he is in talks to return to the show. CBS and Warner Brothers are trying to distance themselves from Sheen and his vortex of nuttery. TMZ shared a portion of the letter…
“Those statements are false. As you know, there have been no discussions, there are no discussions and there will be no discussions, regarding his returning to or having any involvement with the series.”
However, Charlie adamantly stated to 98.5 Sports Hub radio show that there is an “85% chance” he will return to “Two and a Half Men.” This was shortly after his second failed show in Radio City.
It looks like hell has a better chance of being dominated by snow princesses, kittens and rainbows. Sheen’s lawyer attempted to clear things up, but failed to make his client look any better. According to Marty Singer, there were discussion between WB, Charlie and CBS. What Charlie concocted as an offer to return to the show, was actually a meeting about finalizing contracts and making sure he was paid in full before the WB slammed the door on his torpedoes of revolting hooker humping stories.
So Charlie didn’t lie about the actual discussions, he lied about what they were about. Yeah, that is WAY better.
Earlier this week it was rumored that CBS was desperate to get Charlie Sheen back to work on ‘Two and a Half Men.’ Sources were saying that CBS executives were in talk with Warner Brothers to re-hire Charlie. After all of the BS and smack he talked about CBS and Warner Brothers I was shocked. Clearly Charlie was WINNING! But he’s dug himself so far into a hole that WB wants nothing to do with him anymore.
Per TMZ:
Charlie was hired by Warner Bros. and, as TMZ first reported, fired by Warner Bros. Only Warner Bros. can bring him back, and sources directly connected to the production tell us there is “no chance” of that happening.
I mean can we blame Warner Brothers? Charlie treated Chuck Lorre, who created the show, worse than any mother-in-law wrath. Plus he’s clearly unstable and probably pretty risky to insure. All actors are insured by production companies during their time on a show or while filming a movie. It’s to protect the production company or studio if that actor were to die or have some other situation that would prevent them from working.
Will ‘Two and a Half Men’ come back without Charlie? Sources are saying Lorre is in the process of looking for a replacement for Charlie’s character on the show. Well Charlie there’s always Fox. Rumor has it they are interested in doing some sort of late night talk show with him.
T-H-E-R-A-P-Y — That should be his next endeavor.
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Warner Brothers officially fired Charlie Sheen a few days ago, but the network has been planning his termination for weeks. It’s hardly a surprise as Sheen appears to lost grip on reality and turned into a crazed Warlock of (Not)WINNING! with a superiority complex dipped in narcissism that rivals John Mayer, Kayne West and Mariah Carey all rolled into one. Click HERE to see the network’s “official reason for termination” is…
As Charlie was on a press tour of insanity, WB was quietly scouting out his replacement for the lead role on ‘Two and a Half Men.’ John Stamos was one of the early possible replacements. (Click HERE to see what Charlie had to say about that…) Since then Jerry O’Connell, Jason Bateman and Rob Lowe have all been considered for the lead role. Plans are to introduce the recast as new character that encompasses the same rogue-like womanizer qualities but is a respected professional in the biz. Execs are trying to iron out a deal as quickly as possible to capitalize on the press Charlie is creating and to send the message that he won’t be missed.
Warner Brothers is also using Sheen’s firing as message to other actors. Their power play is to remind all actors that they are replaceable. So the loss of the highest paid tv actor could be a benefit in the long run. As Charlie wields a machete and continues his publicized crazy rants it only helps WB not only prove their decision to fire him was justified, but they benefit from the growing awareness and interest in ‘Two and a Half Men.’
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Warner Brothers is rumored to be looking to cast her in a remake of a very popular movie from the 1990′s that starred Whitney Houston. Any guesses what movie it may be? It’s the 1992 hit movie, ‘The Bodyguard.’ Sources are saying Rihanna’s name is being thrown into the mix to be the leading lady.
Per MTV:
Movie bosses are said to be looking for a new Whitney in a more modern take on the classic film, where the leading lady will be stalked by an obsessive fan via Twitter, Google Maps and TMZ. As well as Rihanna, the likes of Miley Cyrus and Taylor Swift have also been mentioned to star as the female lead.
I’m guessing who ever lands the lead will also end up doing a remake to Whitney’s famous ‘I Will Always Love You.’ I can totally see Rihanna in this role and maybe Swift. But please – DO NOT cast Miley as the lead!
Click here to see who is telling Holly Madison to lose weight!
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Yesterday (Feb. 14) Charlie Sheen called up The Dan Patrick Show and gave an odd interview to prove he wasn’t a drunken man-slut. Too bad he sounded exactly like a drunken man-slut.
Here are some gems from the world’s most honest coke fiend…
On returning to the set of ‘Two and a Half Men
’ only to find everyone was at home posting their resumes on Career Builder: “They said, ‘You get ready and we’ll get ready.’ And I got ready and went back and nobody’s there. I don’t know what to tell you … I’m here and I’m ready. They’re not. Bring it, you know?”
On the subject of his perpetual state of Snooki drunk/Lindsay Lohan high/Tiger Woods slutty getting violating his contract: “”Nit pick, nit pick, but I don’t think [the clause] covers, ‘Let us totally dominate and interfere with your personal life.’ I have a contract. They said, ‘Get your act together,’ and I did.”
On his X-Men power of sobering up: “”I heal really quickly, but I also unravel pretty quickly. So get me right now, guys. Get me right now!”
On why he is a crack Snorlax: “Boredom. Wanting to make things better – whether it’s real or imagined. I was sober for five years a long time ago and was just bored out of my tree.” Later he added, “Avoid crack, unless you can manage it socially.”
He also admitted that he has a girlfriend. Simple deduction would peg Bree Olson has his new lady love. Bree and Charlie spent the holidays together in her home town of Fort Wayne, IN. He reportedly met some of her family and they spent Christmas together.
He also faced a pregnancy scared with another porn star pal. Kacey Jordan allegedly sent Charlie a text stating that she was knocked up but “going to take care of it.”
Warner Brothers also announced that the last 4 episodes of ‘Two and Half Men’ have been cut. TMZ reports that production will resume on Feb. 28th, but only half of the remaining 8 episodes will be shot after the show creator, Chuck Lorre, has said hit Ctrl+Alt+IQUITTHESHEEN.
“One crew member tells us, “We’ve been left in the dark and now we have no pay for 4 episodes and all we hear is that Chuck is saying, ‘They’re not my problem.’”
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My inner geek is exploding with nerdgasms! The sets from all 8 Harry Potter movies will be expanded and made tourist friendly. The U.S. has The Wizarding World of Harry Potter, now the UK will have the actual HP sets. (Click HERE for my park review including price lists, photos and rumors of expansion!)
Leavesden will be home to a Harry Potter experience that many have wizard fans have dreamed of. The sets of all the films will be transformed into a studio tour. This plan is the beginning stages, but an opening date of 2012 has been projected.
Via Deadline:
“Leavesden, the north-west London-based studio where Warner has filmed all 8 Harry Potter movies, is to be refurbished and expanded. A Harry Potter studio tour – offering fans the chance to see the actual sets — will be part of the new Leavesden, which will re-open mid-2012.”
Rumor is that a budget of $161 million is tied to this project. My advice to Warner Brothers (in the words of the great RuPaul)…DON’T F**K IT UP.
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The wonderful gals over at Celebitchy pointed out the Harry Popper condom. As you know, I am a Harry Potter nerd and proudly wear my “Harry is Homeboy” and “On All Fours for Gryffindors” t-shirts with pride. Apparently I could have added a condom to my Harry Potter collection thanks to some Swedish rubber makers. Warner Brothers caught on to the Potter prophylactic and are suing.
Via Bote (Apologies for the Rough Translation, It’s a Swiss Paper):
“The lawyer of the film Giant, “Everyone who sees condoms from thinks automatically of Harry Potter.” No one could seriously argue the opposite. Deliberately feed on the sex shop from the image of magician’s apprentice: youthfulness, magic. On the package a signed Pariserli swings glad his wand. The unmistakable Rundbrille not missing. The condom-seller extended-range Popper be gradually since 2006, a successful product.
“If this does not stop the court, there is a wildfire,” cautioned the applicant’s lawyer. For Warner Brothers is obvious: The sorcerer Harry Potter have a “very positive image.” Condoms have no business there. Especially not now. According to Warner Bros. in November to plan the launch of the new Potter movie. Also a new video game is in preparation. The lawyer for Warner Bros. bluntly: “The image of my client is in danger.”
Want more Harry Potter? Click HERE for new ‘Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows’ movie stills…
If your inner geek felt extra ticklish today it could be because Warner Brothers has decided to make the final Harry Potter film into three movies! The news broke this morning and I questioned the legitimacy as it is April Fools Day. However, respected Harry Potter fansite, Mugglenet, is insistent.
“We spoke to a source at Leavesden Studios, who revealed: “We’ve got to be honest. When we started shooting Deathly Hallows, none of us wanted to stop. We experienced a fan-gasm. The book is simply amazing, and we love the people we work with. Each time we shot a scene we shot way too much extra footage because we loved the content so much. Before we knew it, we had enough content to fill three films.” When the Potter production team shared this news with Warner Brothers, many higher-ups – most notably CEO Alan Horn – jumped on the opportunity to turn it into a three-part finale.”
So when will the films for Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows hit? The first two installments will hit as planned in November and July but part three is said to have a two year delay and open in July of 2013!
“One source at Warner Brothers’ Burbank headquarters told us, “Mr. Horn got so excited when he heard about all the extra footage that he immediately jumped out of his chair, picked up his Looney Tunes commemorative pen, and started pretending to throw Avada Kedavra spells at other studio’s headquarters he could see out his window. He knows that other studios are gonna hate this news.”
Thoughts? Is is an April Fool’s joke? Maybe…
You all know there are three things in life that make me tingly happy and shine with the light of a thousand fairies. Those gifts from Baby Jesus are Jake Gyllenhaal, Blueberry vodka (aka breakfast in a bottle) and Harry Potter. So when I hear the set for the final Harry Potter film burned to the ground I clutched my pearls and gasped with horror.
Firefighters (ok, four things in life that make tingly happy) fought with a fire that destroyed the “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows” Hogwarts set after some pyrotechnics caught the set on fire. Luckily no one was injured.
Six fire engines were spotted racing to the Leavesden Film Studios on Friday. The fire was caused from some explosives stunts gone wrong. *SPOILER ALERT* At the end of the final Potter film, there is a huge battle that nearly destroys Hogwarts as Voldemort and his Death Eaters attack the school. The children of the school rise together to fight back in a war that blows up walls and engulfs the Room of Requirement in flames as battles ensue all around the castle.
“We were shooting the scenes where Hogwarts gets blown up during the battle. But fire managed to catch hold of the set and it went up in flames. It was completely out of control at one point.”
“A fire service spokesman said: “There was a big battle scene involving a lot of pyrotechnics and explosions. There was a mocked-up castle made of timber, steel and plastic and somehow it caught alight.’
Warner Brothers confirmed the fire and insist that production is still going, but didn’t completely rule out another setback in the date for the final Harry Potter film. A rep downplayed the fire despite it taking nearly an hour to extinguish, six fire engines to control, a confirmed $135,000 damage bill and insiders stating it was “out of control.”
Via PopEater:
“It was a big special effects scene. Unfortunately, there was a small fire as a result of that. As a precaution, as we had already mobilized our own in-house fire team who had it under control, the fire brigade was called and it was put out in under an hour. The scene was where the set was being destroyed and then it was to be rebuilt for a new scene, as part of a battle for Deathly Hallows part two.”
I am no genius…but why rebuild a set you could do the before and after scenes in and then destroy versus building it, filming it, destroy it, rebuild it again? So far the release dates of both parts of the film are still November 19, 2010 and July 15, 2011.
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Shane Harper is celebrating both Valentine’s Day and his 19th Birthday today with the official release of his self-titled debut album. The young star recently unveiled the music video for his latest single, “Rocketship,” which is featured on the new album along with “One Step Closer” and 10 other tracks.
Behold the power of this magnificent beast! Peter Dinklage is carrying his daughter as he arrives at his hotel. No real news, but I couldn’t resist the adorable going on in these pictures. There just isn’t enough Dinklage in the world. [Keep Clicking Thumbnails for a Larger Image] Images Via: Wenn.com
Kate Upton is wearing something I think is supposed to be a bikini, but might very well be a couple of eye patches sewn together. The model scored the cover for Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue 2012. There isn’t really much more to add to her spread other than the angle makes her left boob appear [...]
With such a great role model – we’re surprised! Marston Hefner, the oldest son of Playboy founder Hugh Hefner, was arrested over the weekend for allegedly attacking his girlfriend and yes, you’re reading this right – his girlfriend is 2011 Playboy Playmate of the Year, Claire Sinclair. According to TMZ, cops were called to the [...]
