Tara Reid is Engaged, Not Joking

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Tara Reid is engaged and there is no punch line to follow that statement. Someone really wants to marry her. Good for her. I just want to pat her on her head and send her on her way with a wine cooler to go play with the rest of the has-beens on the playground.

Tara Reid and boyfriend Michael Axtmann were having dinner at The Little Door restaurant in Los Angeles on Monday night when Axtmann asked for something not on the menu: Reid’s hand in marriage.

“Michael surprised Tara with a beautiful round brilliant cut ring,” the actress’s rep tells PEOPLE exclusively. “Tara was so happy, and the other patrons clapped and yelled out, ‘Congratulations.’”

Tara, hold onto him and never let go. Any man that will vow to hold your drank while you score some Taco Bell, hold your hair back while you toss and hold you up when you are too crunk to stand is a Prince among men.

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Kate Moss and Jamie Hince Engaged

Looks like Peter Doherty will have to find someone else to bail him out of jail and take him down after taking too much of the bad stuff. It is being reported that Kate Moss is engaged.

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This weekend Moss celebrated her 36th birthday with her boyfriend, Jamie Hince, who flew in to see her. The model and Kills guitarist have been attached at the groin since 2007. Shortly after she finally dumped Dohery she hooked up with Hince and things took off from there.

Via Daily Mail:

Hince, 40, flew out to meet Miss Moss last week while she was working in Mustique and proposed on Saturday, her 36th birthday, using a diamond ring chosen with the help of her boss and friend, Topshop tycoon Philip Green.

‘It was the first time they had been alone together in quite a while and it was extremely emotional. Kate and Jamie are in a very good place, they already live together and this is the next step to settling down for good.’

Congrats and my hats off to your proudly displayed recycle bins full of empty booze bottles. That is the mark of a environmentally friend booze-hound.

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Katy Perry and Russell Brand Engaged

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We can thank MTV for this match-making. Katy Perry and Russell Brand hooked up at the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards in September and have been attached at the pelvis ever since. Russell even met her parents and rumors that things were getting serious began a few weeks later.

For Christmas Rusty took Katy to India after she mentioned she loved the culture. She Twittered pictures of her and Brand in front of the Taj Mahal and her hand after getting a Henna tattoo. After she returned from their trip friends squealed to Us that Perry and Brand were engaged. He reportedly proposed with a ring. I am guessing it was Cartier as he was photographed shopping the ring selection there in December.

The Brit confirmed his engagement to the “I Kissed a Girl” singer to the Sun. He popped the question on New Year’s Eve during a spiritual ceremony.

Via Daily Mail:

And the Sun newspaper said it had received confirmation of the engagement from Brand, who texted: ‘It’s true. Much love.’

Congrats on the love and junk.

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Jake Gyllenhaal Wooing Reese Witherspoon with Dinnerware

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WTF? In Touch is reporting that mah walking hairy beast fantasy is sending Reese Witherspoon emails and dinnerware in effort to woo her back.

According to an insider, Reese cooled the romance when she realized she wasn’t ready to take it to the next level — marriage — but now Jake is trying hard to win her back. Not only did Jake send Reese a $75,000 Christmas present — vintage dinnerware from France for her home in Ojai, Calif. — he’s also sent e-mails and flowers. “He isn’t giving up without a fight,” a friend adds.

Plates and teacups? I know the gay thing is a standard joke surrounding him, but seriously….what happened to sending diamond earrings and roses, or as I like to call flowers – poor man’s jewelry? I adore Jakey, but he if he is going to be sending out fine china as way to seduce me it better be engraved with pictures of his artfully manscaped chest.

NFL Star Chris Henry Tragically Dies at 26

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Tragedy fell upon the NFL early this morning. Cincinnati Bengals Wide Receiver Chris Henry passed away this morning after sustaining injuries suffered after he fell from a moving pickup truck driven by his fiancee Loleini Tonga yesterday in Charlotte, N.C. Henry died at 6:36 a.m. at Carolinas Medical Center, where he had been taken early yesterday afternoon. Police haven’t released a cause of death.

Chris Henry was severely injured and was listed in a critical condition after falling out of the back of a moving pick-up truck following a heated argument with Tonga. She got in a pick-up truck and drove off, with Henry running after her and hopping into the bed of the truck. The two continued fighting until his accident when Henry “came out” of the back of the vehicle about a half-mile away from his fiancees’ parents house. When police and paramedics responded to the scene, police said Henry had suffered life-threatening injuries, including severe head trauma. He was then transported to a local hospital. No charges have been immediately filed, although authorities are at the scene conducting a criminal investigation to assess if he fell or was thrown off the truck.

Per Fox Sports:

“The domestic situation continued between the operator and Mr. Henry,” the police said in a statement. “At some point while she was driving, Mr. Henry came out of the back of the vehicle.”

According to a statement released by the Bengals, Henry and Tonga were to be married in March. Tonga’s MySpace page also made several references to the expected nuptials, including the purchase of her dress and wedding rings. Police haven’t released details on their dispute. However, homicide detectives were called to the scene of the accident to investigate. According to Charlotte-Mecklenburg Police, such a move is typical procedure when the department responds to an accident involving life-threatening injuries.

Drafted in 2005, Henry is no stranger to problems off the field. He was arrested several times during his professional career, including arrests for DUI, marijuana possession, and assault, before being released by the Bengals in 2007 and then re-signed to a two-year contract with the team before the 2008 season. After the Bengals’ owner gave Henry a second chance, Henry seemed to have straightened his life out, staying out of trouble and focusing his off time on his family. He had been on injured reserve with the Bengals since Nov. 9 due to a dislocated forearm and had been spending his time away from the team with Tonga and their children.

Per ESPN:

“He was good at what he did as a player, he was a teammate to our players and a friend to almost all of us in the building,” Bengals president Mike Brown said at a news conference Thursday at the team’s headquarters. “We knew him in a way that [was not consistent] with his public persona. We liked him. He had worked through troubles in his life … to a point where he was going to have the future we all wanted for him and that he wanted for himself. At the time of his tragedy he was running to daylight.”

Henry leaves behind his fiancee and three children: 3-year old Seini, 2-year old Chris Jr., and 10-month old DeMarcus. He was 26 years old. An unfortunate end to a troubled life that seemed to be on the mend over the past year. Our sympathies are with the family of Chris Henry and his fiancee. Family, friends, and fans will miss him.

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Joshua Jackson to Propose to Diane Kruger

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Could marriage be in the future for Pacey? According to Joshua Jackson, its very much a possibility as the actor has said that he’s ready to settle down and willing to give up his transatlantic lifestyle to build a future with longtime girlfriend Diane Kruger.

Per StarPulse:

He says, “We shoot the show in Vancouver but my better half lives in Paris so I spend half my time there. I think that (marriage) might be a possibility, it’s working out well. She’s German; she’ll tell me when it’s time to get married.”

The happy couple have been dating since 2006 with Jackson flying back and forth between Paris and Vancouver where he films the show “Fringe.” So wait – all a girls gotta do is tell a guy when she’s ready to get married? How did I miss that? Hmmm…. Sorry Dame Crista, I’m making a call as we speak to place dibs on Robert Pattinson!

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Sex and the City Sequel Plot Shocker

*SPOILER ALERT* I hope you have averted your eyes if you are a Sex and the City fan and don’t want details of the second film’s plot spoiled. If not then you are a nosy ho and I like it.

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*SPOILER ALERT* It has been whispered that John Corbett who played Carrie’s former fiancé will reprise his role as Aidan in ‘Sex and the City 2.’ He was spotted in Morocco while filming for the sequel took place and sent theories running. When asked about it, Parker gave a slightly cryptic response.

Via MTV:

“I can’t not confirm or deny his involvement. It might have just been coincidental that he was traveling.”

It is appears that he WILL return to play Aiden. Furthermore, his role in the film will be BIG…. as in “indiscretion” and Mr. Big. Word is that this “indiscretion” leads to Mr.Big moving. Also debunked is the Carrie and Big loose tons of money and are forced to move in with Charlotte and Harry. That is just a rumor. They are financially affected, but not to that extreme.

Another spoiler states that much of the film takes place in the Middle East and the only hint given to the reality of that is that Samantha is the reason for that particular travel. If you are super interested…the reflection in Carrie’s sunglasses on the poster is supposed to be that of the deserts in the Middle East. Despite photos of Kim Catrall filming a scene while wearing a wedding dres…there is only one wedding in S&TC and that is between Stanford Blatch and Anthony Marentino. Also, Miranda does leave her beloved attorney position to open a restaurant with her husband, Steve.

Sarah Jessica Parker also cleared up any rumors of the return of her beloved assistant played by Jennifer Hudson.

“I can confirm that there is no Jennifer Hudson.”

Let’s just hope there is plenty of Smith in there somewhere.

Russell Brand Seen Ring Shopping

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Russell Brand has gotten the rumor-mill chugging away, with whispers that he is set to propose to girlfriend Katy Perry after being spotted shopping for a diamond ring. Brand was photographed looking at bands at exclusive London jewelers Cartier on Friday with one specific sparkler catching his eye.

Per DNA India:

“His face lit up when he saw this one diamond ring. He put it on his hand and he just gazed at it for ages, deep in contemplation,” the News of the World quoted a source as saying.

Brand spent hours in the shop browsing through the rings rings. He finally settled on a large square-cut diamond on a platinum band, even slipping the ring on his left ring finger to see how it looked. Last week, Brand hinted he was ready to take things a level further with Perry during an appearance on UK TV. He confirmed the pair are serious about their relationship, adding he would love to start a family sooner rather than later.

“Yes it’s true, I’m in a relationship. I don’t know about settled, that makes me think of sediment at the bottom of a stagnant pond. Not settled. But marriage would be good. I would like to have children too,” he said. “She’s the one. I’m a one-woman gentleman now. She’s really funny and gorgeous. We’re having a lot of fun.”

Ooooh sounds like someones getting a rock for Christmas! I’m jealous! But if he is planning on proposing, I guess we’ve let the cat outta the bag. Oops!

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Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr Engaged

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I am crying a thousand tears as the former #1 Celeb on my To-Do List is now engaged. I remember the days of Legolas hotness dominating my little heart. Then he was out-hotted by Eric Bana in the disaster “Troy” and Johnny Depp in “Pirates of the Caribbean.” Soon he sank to the #8 spot.

Anyway, Orlando Bloom and Victoria Secret model, Miranda Kerr, are engaged. The model’s brother, Matthew, stated that he has finally asked her to marry him after dating Kerr since 2007. The two were on a vacation in Morocco when he proposed.

He tells Woman’s Day magazine, “He’s finally done it. Orlando has proposed. They’re getting married.”

I am off to drown my sorrows at IHOP. Ok, I am off to get me some Gingerbread Pancakes and wash it down with some Pecan Pie Pancakes. At least it’s not crack. Don ‘t judge me!

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Britney Spears to Marry Jason Trawick

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If mama Spears has her way, her daughter is gearing toward another trip down the aisle! It’s far from being a secret that Britney Spears has had a rocky past in the romance department, but she just may have finally found the one… at least according to what her mother thinks. Its been said that papa Jamie Spears approves of boyfriend Jason Trawick, but now reports are saying that Lynne Spears is such a huge fan of him that she hopes the couple can make their love go the distance.

Per Us:

“Lynne said, ‘He’s the kind of man you would dream of your daughter marrying. The kids love him, and he’s stable,’” a friend tells Us Weekly.

Given Britneys last choice in husbands, I’m sure they approve of anybody who isn’t stuffing their cheetos-loving face with one hand while juggling a beer and chain smoking with the other. One thing that apparently impressed mama Spears was when Jason stood by her daughter during her crazy unstable times when she was involuntarily committed twice to a psychiatric hospital in 2008 and losing custody of her two sons the year before.

“Most everyone else abandoned her, but Jason refused to be completely cut out of Britney’s life,” says a source. “He’s very protective of her. She has been honest with Jason about what she’s been through in a way that I don’t think she’s been with other people, and he always preferred to not sugarcoat the harsh reality of what happened to her,” the source adds. “He tells her when she should take responsibility for her own actions.”

Sounds to me he’s more of a babysitter or a paid handler to her than husband material. But maybe thats what Britney needs to keep her sane. Great – if her mom knows whats best for Britney than the world is perfect as always for little Miss Spears, ya know – cause she did such a great job in raising her. *Thumbs up with awkward laugh*