Jessica Simpson is “Officially Pregnant”

Jessica Simpson is pregnant. In Touch says so and just like tv, if the internet says it’s true then by golly it is cold hard fact! (Please insert a sarcastic eyebrow raise here.)

Actually, I think the tabloid might have actually gotten this one right. As I mentioned last week, Jessica is the prime candidate for a blind item. Click HERE for that… People mag is also teasing a “big pregnancy announcement” that will be coming in the next few weeks.

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Blind Items: Jessica Simpson Pregnant ?!

It’s blind items time! The latest ring of unnamed news points the giant foam pregnancy finger at Jessica Simpson. (They have those for baby showers don’t they?)

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Jessica Simpson and Nicole Richie Feud

Jessica Simpson and Nicole Richie are fighting and making snide comments about each other’s weight for a new show, ‘Fashion Star.’ Nothing says high quality entertainment like watching two reality stars scrap over skinny jeans belly hiding blazers.

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Kelly Osbourne: Christina Aguilera is a ‘Fat Bitch’

Kelly Osbourne brought out the big book of “words that make Jesus cry” (yes, that’s an Aunt Yetta original) to describe Albino Snooki.

During an episode of E!’s Fashion Police the coven of fashion mavens took aim at Christina Aguilera. Kelly attacked her figure which has gained some noticeable poundage. Most have been theorizing that Aguilera was pregnant. She’s not…unless pregnancies can now end in the delivery of Big Juan burritos and tequila.

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Angelina Jolie is Starving Herself, Brad Pitt Begs Her to Eat

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Angelina Jolie’s real-life role as a U.N. ambassador is affecting her health so badly, she has friends and family worried about her super skinny appearance, leading to babydaddy Brad Pitt begging her to eat and pack on a few pounds. Angelina struggled with eating disorders and self-mutilation when younger, and friends are scared that she might be headed down the same path.

Per Shine:

“Brad has been trying to talk to Angelina about her weight and she’s telling him to back off,” an insider tells BettyConfidential. “She doesn’t think she is that skinny, but everyone around her says she’s become skin and bones. You can see the veins in her arms and her collarbone. She just doesn’t eat. She only takes bites of the kids’ food and that’s it.”

Angelina is reportedly using her volunteer work for the U.N. as an excuse for keeping her skinny frame, telling Brad that she feels like ‘she can relate more to the refugees looking the way she does now.’ One of Brads biggest concerns is that she may ‘fall ill’ while traveling with their children.

“Brad was just trying to tell Angelina that she’s looking too thin without hurting her feelings, but she retaliated and told him the last thing she needed was him judging her,” the insider says. “He’s been trying to get her to eat, but she won’t listen.”

Angelina, food is your friend! Have a cheeseburger, or two! You won’t be any good to your children or the U.N. if you fall ill from being malnourished!

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Dustin Diamond Spills Some Not-So-Scandalous ‘Saved By The Bell’ Secrets

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Dustin Diamond, best known as Screech from “Saved by the Bell,” is letting some more lies, err I mean details, slip from his yet-to-be released tell-all book about things that he thinks actually happened but wasn’t around to witness. Diamond claims he could smell a certain kind of smoke coming out of the cracks to his castmates’ dressing room doors. Diamond also says his co-stars frequently hooked up off-camera as well as on it.

Per Us:

“If Kelly [Tiffani Thiessen] was interested in Slater [Mario Lopez] one week, then backstage there was a lot going between them in Mario [Lopez]‘s room,” he tells the new Us Weekly. “Then, if Jessie [Elizabeth Berkley] kisses Zack, then you know Elizabeth Berkley is going in Mark-Paul’s room.”

I highly doubt this is true, but if it were then good for them! I’d follow Zack or Slater to their dressing rooms anyday! What girl in the right mind wouldn’t? His next set of claims take aim at costar Mark-Paul Gosselaar, who played Bayside High hunk Zack Morris, began using steroids before production started on the “Saved by the Bell: The College Years” spinoff.

“He suddenly exploded with manliness, loading 25 pounds of muscle on his once-scrawny frame in, oh, about a month,” says Diamond.

Zack using steroids? I think that claim would be better believed if it were Slater being accused. And scrawny? Come on Dustin, really? Gosselaar, who says the book is nothing but lies and wanted Diamond banned from the Saved By the Bell reunion in August, dismissed his new claims.

“We weren’t in rehab and Mr. Belding wasn’t my crack dealer,” says Gosselaar.

He further alleges that Lark Voorhies, who played Lisa Turtle, all of a sudden “didn’t want to be near men.” Diamond took that to mean she was in an abusive relationship. Remember, he has no idea if this is true though. The name dropping doesn’t stop there! He also felt the need to add that Fred Savage is “a douche nozzle,” Neil Patrick Harris “was an a–hole,” Tori Spelling had “negative [size] boobs,” and Denise Richards was “just another notch on Mario’s bedpost.” Diamond also has come out with other so-called juicy tidbits, including how he says Thiessen, who played Kelly Kapowski, used guys to further her career, how Thiessen struggled with her weight, and how Mario Lopez was a serial womanizer who “hit on every costar.”

So all of this drug use and hooking up Screech alleges, none of it he actually saw with his own actual eyes. What a shocker. Based on these snippets, Diamonds claims are neither scandalous nor interesting. Yawn. I’ll wait the year until the book becomes available at the dollar store to pick up and read for a good laugh.

Courtney Love Starving to Death – Photos

Great gobs of Gucci! What is that?!?

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Courtney Love looks like she wandered out of Auschwitz. Old girl is looking scary skinny. She has publicly battled her weight issues along with her drug demons for years. At the beginning of this year she revealed to Elle magazine that she wished she could get a gastric band to control her weight, but was rejected for not actually needing it.

Per Elle Via Daily Mail:

“If I could get a gastric band I would,” she told Elle magazine. “I’ve heard it’s a lot of vomiting and a pain in the ass, but it’s still easier than a diet.”

Currently reps and Ms. Love state that it is merely stress taking it’s toll.

Hmmm. Stress, heroine…potato, potato.

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Karl Lagerfeld Slams Heidi Klum and Seal

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I make it no secret that I cannot stand Karl Lagerfeld but adore some of his creations. It’s a love hate relationship. Now I am seriously considering cutting the bitch should his comments be true.

According to reports, he went on a scathing rant attacking Heidi Klum and her family. Lagerfeld wasn’t shy in agreeing with the Germans regarding Heidi’s weight in February. Most attacked her for being “too heavy” after posing completely nude on the cover of German GQ. Karl was one of the voices accusing her of being fat.

He lashed out again and the jealousy didn’t stop at her weight. He claimed that no one in the fashion world know who she is. His rationalization is that his pal Claudia Schiffer doesn’t know who she is.

Per The Sun:

“I don’t know her. Claudia doesn’t know her. She was never in Paris, we don’t know her.”

Hmmm…that’s odd. He claims not to know her, but knows she is a model and married to Seal. Karl even went as low as to attack her husband’s skin.

“I am no dermatologist but I wouldn’t want his skin. Mine looks better than his. He is covered in craters.”

That is beyond low. I doubt Klum is sweating his words. She has created a successful empire for herself and recently guest edited for German Vogue. Plus he really shouldn’t be the one to point the chubby finger. Their once was a pudgy Lagerfeld who was substation ally more tolerable. So I would be careful if I was him. Karl is quickly becoming the Star Jones of the fashion world.

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Anna Wintour Told Oprah to Loose Weight


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Anna Wintour came down from Mount Vogue to be questioned by “60 Minutes.” Father Time interviewed the Vogue Editrix to give her an opportunity to try and convince us she isn’t an ice queen, but lovely and fluffy kitten who just loves to be right.

The interview omitted several omissions by Wintour. One edited question surrounded her preference for stick thin cover girls. In 1998 Oprah landed a cover spot with the Fashion Bible. Being notoriously up and down with her weight issues, Anna asked the talk show queen to loose 20 pounds.

Via Us:

“It was a very gentle suggestion,” she said, laughing. “I went to Chicago to visit Oprah, and I suggested that it might be an idea that she lose a little bit of weight.”

She added: “I said simply that you might feel more comfortable. She was a trooper!”

Near the end of the interview the question of contracts came up. Conveniently enough, her contract is about to expire with Vogue. Rumors that ‘Nuclear Wintour’ was on her way out have been swirling for nearly a year. French Vogue Editor, Carine Roitfeld is the front runner to replace her should she be axed or retire. So it is of little surprise that Team Wintour is popping up in the media more often as the contract negotiations are eminent.

It must be lovely being a queen.

Australia’s Miss Universe, Stephanie Naumoska, Starving to Death – Photos

Stephanie Naumoska, a Miss Universe hopefull, is reportedly starving herself thin…and to death.

The 19 year old model is 5’11 and weighs a meager 108 pounds. The BMI (Body Mass Index) cut off for “Underweight Individuals” is 18.5 according to the pageant rules. Samantha clocks in a BMI of 15.1. The weight controversy of too fat and too thin has been a long battle. Some medical professionals insist that the cut off should be raised to 20 to encourage healthy bodies. Regardless, her weight caused a frenzy in the competition.

Per That’s Fit:

“Naumoska shouldn’t have even been there in the first place, according to some doctors. Australian Medical Association president Rosanna Capolingua, whose organization represents Australian doctors, told Reuters the contest should impose a minimum BMI cut-off of 20.

“The most unhealthy part about it, though, is the image it is showing other young women who may view this as normal, when clearly it s not,” Capolingua said.

BMI is also used in the fashion industry. Models must meet a minimum BMI to walk in shows, such as Fashion Week, in some parts of the world. Madrid is notorious for putting a ban on models who fall below the requirement. In 2006 5 models were banned from the catwalk for Fashion Week after showing up below weight. They were 5’7 and weighed 121 pounds. (Remember, Naumoska is 5’11 and weighs 108.)

Is it weird that I immediately thought of Marc Anthony when seeing these photos?

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