“Probably the sexiest woman I know is my mother. She’s an ethereal angel. Nobody looks like that woman. If I could meet my mother and marry her, I would. I would be with my mother now, if she weren’t my mother, as sick as that sounds.”
-Shia LaBeouf
Celebrity Quotes: Shia LaBeouf’s Oedipus Complex
May 3, 2009 By 3 Comments
Joaquin Phoenix on David Letterman – Video
February 12, 2009 By 2 Comments
WTF? Joaquin Phoenix crawled off a park bench, put on a suit and went on Letterman. He was apparently high on peyote and looked like he smelled funny.
David Letterman’s Late Show tried to talk to him about his movies and decision to leave acting. He mumbled one or two word answers and was offended by just about everything that was said. Eventually he finally got so offended he put his gum under Letterman’s desk.
At least he is a quiet drunk/stoner/crazy. If I were that hopped up after sniffing air plane glue and doing a shot of Tilex I’d be doing show tunes with the audience and asking Letterman to got get Taco Bell with me.
What Others Said:
Gawker - “Again, celebrities: Dave doesn’t want to rip you to shreds on national television, but if you’re not going to help him fill the 10 minutes or whatever, he has no choice.”
L.A. Rag Mag- “David Letterman just does NOT give a shit anymore. If you’re a celebrity that wants to be roasted, and ridiculed, go on his show because he’s retiring and saying whatever he wants.”
Katy Perry Carries Lock of Miley Cyrus’ Hair
February 9, 2009 By 3 Comments
Here we have a case of crazy. While at the 2009 Grammy Awards, Katy Perry made a pit stop and slummed it with Ryan Seacrest. He must have been having a bad hair day because he was a grouchy little sprite.
While Ryan was tolerating her crazy she told him to ask her about what was in her purse. The grouchy little imp retorted that he didn’t want to because he’s done that bit a million times. Katy insisted so he humored her. Perry pulled out a lock of Miley Cyrus’ hair. She also whipped out a lock of Taylor Swift’s hair too. You could tell it was T.Squints because it was bitter and full of teenage angst. Completely thinking… “This ho is nuttier than crunchy peanut butter,” Seacrest was speechless.
It was a Grammy miracle.
