Jennifer Lopez has resorted to copying her competitor’s ideas. Well, I guess she has been for awhile, but now she is blatantly doing it.

Lopez has set up a website called WhoisLola.com in hopes to make a comeback of epic proportions, instead I find it to be an epic fail. She is stealing Beyonce’s reinvention idea (Sasha Fierce) of creating a persona she has named Lola. In addition to creating an alter ego, she has cranked out a craptastic song called “Fresh Out of the Oven” which features Pitbull.

The lyrics are laughable; the beat is oddly irritating and reminiscent of Brooke Hogan’s attempt at music.

Fresh Out Out the Oven Lyrics

Break it off here, break, break it off there.
Okay, you got your drink in your left hand, put your right hand on your hip
Now bounce your knees back, alternate back and fourth
And if you’re doing it right, your hips will be doing the same thing, lets go

Pitbull:
Cubano, boriqua, a que rica, dale chica
Cubano, boriqua, a que rica, dale chica

Now don’t tell me that you love me to get with this
You say you stay forever but it don’t make sense
Maybe you’re a balla, hope you don’t miss
Cause if not you ain’t gonna get none of this
I only wanna hear swish, i’m a big girl I know what it is
Bend the steering wheel I know if this is
Pick me up at 8, yeah don’t you wish

Fresh out the oven, straight sugar loving, to the beat I love it, hey
You wanna Break it off here, break, break it off there. x4

Be real you can say who u are
Everybody say they a doctor at the bar
You gotta look close to find a real superstar
You international, I open up the jar
www.musicloversgroup.com
I’m ranked so far. Help yourself and take a look in the mirror
Open up ur mouth and stick your tongue out far
Just a little more, okay say ahhh

Fresh out the oven, straight sugar loving, to the beat I love it, hey
You wanna Break it off here, break, break it off there. x4

L-O-V-E Lets not mess around we both know what we need
Now here is what I want, understand me when I say
Make it last, you say you want the cookie, you gonna have to wait
For the cookie, cookie, no touchy touchy, only looky looky

Pitbull:
Mama you S- E- XY wide lips, ass, hips, thighs ? ? ? That’s right x3
Kiss the game goodbye , yea. This is 305 That’s right, That’s right
Naw this ain’t Jada, im the best im the present, im the now, im the later

Nooooo
Fresh out the oven, straight sugar loving, to the beat I love it, hey
You wanna Break it off here, break, break it off there. x4

Pitbull:
Cubano, boriqua, a que rica, dale chica
Cubano, boriqua, a que rica, dale chica

This “Fresh Out of Someone Else’s Oven” crap is going to be part of entire album called “Love.” So more of this is on the way. Give it a week and this will be at the Dollar Tree mixed with socks with ducks on them and Mischa Barton’s career.

Quoteables:

DListed – “That means JLo is dead, and LOLa is now here to terrorize us with her high-pitched shrills that no amount of auto-tune can hide. When JLo, I mean, JLola, hits those sky high notes, angels cut out their ear drums.”