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Heather Graham Used Witchcraft to Get Obama Elected

Here is something to put the WTF? in your day. Heather Graham is taking credit for Barack Obama’s presidential election win. Yup, gonna need some more tea and strumpets chased with acid to understand the method behind this madness.

According to the ever so entertaining National Enquirer, Heather claimed that she and a couple friends get together to cast spells and burn stuff.

“I have this group of friends and we get together and we call ourselves The Goddesses and we wish for things and then a lot of amazing things have happened to all of us,” Heather admitted.

“We burn things — honoring the elements of earth, wind, air and fire. You do spells. We did this thing where we were calling on the wind and the air and this whole storm started on my roof. It was amazing and … empowering.”

So let me get this straight….she and her friends probably watch some “Grey’s Anatomy” on Thursday night, follow it with setting some stuff on fire and then head up to the roof and dance around trying to make it storm?

“My friends really wanted Obama to be elected so we all did a spell and then he got elected,” she divined. “It worked out good.”

I bet Obama is super thankful that Heather was setting fire to trees while wearing nothing but flag themed panties and dancing around with sparklers in her hair in the name of Barack.

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Nicolas Cage Pays Voodoo Priestess to Banish Curse

Nicolas Cage has employed the talents of a Voodoo Priestess to come a save his new film. I guess the hair plug fairy wasn’t up to the job.

During shooting for “The Sorcerer’s Apprentice” two different on set car accidents nearly killed crewmembers and bystanders in New York. The first crash injured two people walking along the sidewalk when a stuntman lost control of the Ferrari he was driving. Nearly a month later, an SUV hit a parked car and nine of the set’s crew were hurt. To break this “curse” that had been reaking havoc over the set, Nick personally hired the voodoo priestess to cleanse the set of evil.

Per Starpulse Via National Enquirer:

A set source tells the tabloid, “Everyone was shocked when the voodoo woman arrived on the set. She was wearing a long black and purple dress had long stringy hair – and carried a broom. She sprinkled ‘Voodoo Dust’ on the pavement as she chanted weird phrases to frighten bad spirits.”

As of this moment, no further accidents have taken place since the voodoo fairy took Cage’s money and danced around the set.

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