Robert Pattinson’s Nude Details Photos and NSFW Video

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Details Magazine scored an interview with the Keeper of the Unicorn Field. Robert Pattinson hasn’t had a moment of rest in between filming the ‘Twilight’ saga, participating in several other films (Bel Ami, Remember Me), press events, junkets, photo shoots and endless interviews discussing every angle of his life.

“Seriously, you eventually realize you can’t make every single decision. I was always building, always protecting something. At the same time, I seemed to be losing the ability to move. I’d protected myself into checkmate. Even mentally.” In that moment, he has a realization: “I can barely remember the last two years. Not like a haze of partying or anything like that. Just . . . it’s been crazy.”

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Being stalked on a daily basis has grown monotonous. Pattinson jokes about the crazy fans and has been forced to find the humor in having a target on his back.

“I find it really funny—if I got shot, I would literally be in hysterics. I would be like, ‘Are you serious? Jesus Christ, get Zac Efron! He’s got more social relevance than I do.’”

The photo spread accompanying the interview (seen below) was difficult for Sparklepants. Two naked women simply made him uncomfortable during the NSFW Robert Pattinson photo shoot.

“I really hate vaginas. I’m allergic to vagina. But I can’t say I had no idea, because it was a 12-hour shoot, so you kind of get the picture that these women are going to stay naked after, like, five or six hours. But I wasn’t exactly prepared. I had no idea what to say to these girls. Thank God I was hungover.”

The Rest of the Details Magazine Interview Coverage is Below the Cut. Click “Read More…” Below the NSFW Photos of Robert Pattinson to Read About His Thoughts on Porn and More Photos…. OR You Can See the Newly Released Eclipse Movie Stills of Robert and Kristen’s Bed Scene by Clicking HERE!

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JFK Photo – Boats and Hoes Hoax

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TMZ was screeching at the top of their lungs that JFK was a big whore and had a photo of him on a boat with a bunch of naked women crawling all over like it was a video for Diddy. The gossip site was a tingly over their “discovery” of a photo of him playing captain of the good ship hooter pop. They had a slew of experts look at the photo and examine it for authenticity and evidence of photoshopping. Upon the confirmation the pic was real, they ran a story titled: “The JFK Photo That Could Have Changed History,” which tried to prove that John F. Kennedy was cheating while Jackie Kennedy was rushed to the hospital. She had a cesarean, but Arabella Kennedy was stillborn on August 23, 1956.

TMZ claims that he was on a boat in the Mediterranean with the naked women while Jackie suffered. The site is trying to run the idea that if the story of his cheating got out before he ran for President… that history could have been altered. However, The Smoking Gun found the photo in a 1967 Playboy spread.

“According to the caption accompanying the Playboy photo spread, four couples were enjoying themselves on a trip to Petit Rameau, an island in the Grenadines. As “Andy” sunned himself on deck, “Elaine” dove naked into the water while “Roxanna” provocatively shimmied up a ladder.”

TMZ has since retracted their claims of the photos of John F. Kennedy as legit and dubbed it a fake. Typically the site is on the money and rarely wrong. This just goes to show you that you can’t be right all the time.

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Marilyn Manson Infected With Swine Flu

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Could this be a case of Karma at its best? The last time we heard anything about Marilyn Manson, he was ranting and raving, threatening to bring an angry mob of fans to the doorstep of any critic who dared to say anything negative about his music. Now, only a few short months after that little tirade, his latest round of trash talking might have actually incensed the great power that be to strike him down with an illness in an attempt to show him whos boss by infecting him with the Swine Flu.

Per Us:

“So I have officially been diagnosed, by a real doctor, with THE SWINE FLU,” the singer, 40, writes on his Facebook page. “I know everyone will suggest that f****** a pig is how this disease was obtained. However, the doctor said, my past choices in women have, in ‘no way’ contributed to me acquiring this mysterious sickness.” He then adds, “Unfortunately, I am going to survive.”

Way to take a dig at your exes while giving me one of the grossest images to ever pop into my head. The rocker had got himself tested earlier this month after coming down with some flu-like symptoms and his report confirmed that he had the disease. But don’t panic Manson-fans… Its not serious, and he is expected to make a fast recovery from it. However, any fans that attended his Ottawa concert not so long ago might want to take a trip to the doctors and get themselves checked out. While performing the song “Beautiful People” at the concert, Manson apparently felt the need to stand on the edge of the stage and shoot some ‘snot rockets‘ out into the crowd. How disgusting! I think this now trumps the last gross image you gave me, Marilyn.

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Robert Pattinson Preaches It: ‘I’m NOT Edward Cullen!’

This is probably one of those more sane celebrity quotes. Robert Pattinson opened up to OK! (their exclamation point, not mine) about the throngs of women throwing themselves at him and begging him to autograph their underwear or impregnate them.

His fresh status as a transatlantic heartthrob is both a blessing and a curse. Sets have taken to ridiculous security measures to keep fans at bay. What concerns Pattinson is the average Twihard’s projection issue.

“I had no idea people could get so obsessed. But it’s not scary – it’s amazing. People just project their idea of my character on to me and they just seem to assume that I’m the same, when in reality I’m not.”

I have heard it is indeed hard out there for a pimp.

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Pink Flies Her Bisexual Flag

Ok, so this one isn’t really “news” per se. Pink, aka Alecia Moore, has been rumored to be a flaming bisexual for years.

Before the end of her marriage to Carey Hart, the stories of their ‘understanding’ and open relationship gave way to rumors that both Carey and Pink cheated on each other with other women. Both claim that distance was the culprit to their break up, but the two have since reconciled. Since then, Pink has finally confirmed what many have assumed for years.

Via News of the World:

“Love is pure and I try to keep it that way. This is who I am, what I feel. I think it’s unnecessary to draw the subject out, but I think it even more stupid not to discuss it. It seems as if bisexuality is a trend and I should whip up the masses. Well, I don’t believe in trends, I just believe in me.”

Hmmm…so basically she digs sample sales at her local bar on the weekends and Mardi Gras. Anyway, Pink also goes on to preach to those whiney starlets that complain about their fame.

“Famous female singers tend to moan and whine a lot about being famous. Damn, I’m Pink and my bank account hasn’t seen a red zero for a long time, and I can do what I love best-sing. Isn’t that something that makes life better?”

I bet this is like looking into a crystal ball showing the future for “American Idol’s” Allison Iraheta. I love both these girls. Sure Pink is a bit scary and probably eats shot glasses for breakfast. Perhaps it is out of fear that I respect her. Either way. Good for her.

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