Celebrity Quotes: Shia LaBeouf’s Oedipus Complex

“Probably the sexiest woman I know is my mother. She’s an ethereal angel. Nobody looks like that woman. If I could meet my mother and marry her, I would. I would be with my mother now, if she weren’t my mother, as sick as that sounds.”

-Shia LaBeouf

Snoop Dog’s Wife Dead in the Basement ?!?

Here is your WTF? for Friday. TMZ found this bit of crazy…

According to the California Highway Partol’s website a tip was reported that Snoop Doggy Dog had the dead body of his wife in the basement. It was reported to the police and added to the site called CHP, but no one took it seriously. The tip failed to make it to the L.A. County Sheriff’s Department and no one bothered to investigate it.

I am sure she is fine and following him around preventing him from indulging in his love of fried chicken and waffles. Which coincidently sounds like a delicious heaven of friend food mixed with the best breakfast food ever. But, just so I sleep easier, someone go check on Mrs. Snoop.

New Moon Casting News

It’s not the major news, like who is going to play Leah Clearwater or anything like that, but still! The auditions that just occurred in Canada appear to be fruitful! According to Carrier Talent Management, one of their own has been cast in “New Moon“. His name is Bronson Pelletier, and apparently has a lead role:

Congratulations to BRONSON who scores a lead role in the highly anticipated “Twilight” feature film sequel “New Moon”. It’s rumored he will be co-staring with Dakota Fanning.

What lead role does someone have from First Nations descent that would act with Dakota Fanning? And is it even confirmed yet that Dakota is attached to the film? Pre-emptive much??

Pelletier has starred in many Canadian hits like “RenegadePress.com” and my personal favorite “Dinosapian”. LMAO! DINOSAPIAN! Oh Canadian televison shows, this might be the reason why I have never watched you. Not even “Degrassi” or “Corner Gas”. But I digress. Pelletier has even been nominated for award for his work, in 2007 he was nominated for a “Gemini Award” for Best Performance in a Children’s or Youth Program or Series. Thank goodness it was that and not Dinosapian!

Ok, I just found a trailer for Dinosapian–please watch and mock with me. The graphics are disturbingly horrific. Although Pelletier’s acting in it was stellar ;) *cries with laugher*